http://www.today.com/news/martha-stewart-date-online-seeks-man-bed-breakfast-6C9659426

You guys should line up! But I'll pass.

Not my type, bad attitude, and older than my mother.







...wait a minute....





Net worth US$638 million (2011)





Mamacita, aqui esta tu papi.

Matt Lauer said, “I didn't know what your situation was”. NEITHER DID I.

Sounds to me as if Martha Stewart is simply promoting Sam Yagan's company (...she's not going to appear on TODAY, unless she's selling something). As I would not expect that she would need any help finding a date, nor would I have assumed that date would possibly be male.

All you would have to do is make one mistake on something and she would take over and do it properly while you spent all your time watching tv. Perfection.

[Edited 4/30/13 12:49pm]

During her senior years, Martha Stewart has always been known as the tight lipped closet case Blanche Deveraux in the elite WASP circles of the upper crust East Coast. What gives now, that she's not dating anymore? Did all the billionaires her age from that region keel over dead...or are they all dating hot-in-the-pants- senior citizen ho' Barbara Walters? Babs still gets her groove on, unabashedly, you know

PDogz said:

Matt Lauer said, “I didn't know what your situation was”. NEITHER DID I.

Sounds to me as if Martha Stewart is simply promoting Sam Yagan's company (...she's not going to appear on TODAY, unless she's selling something). As I would not expect that she would need any help finding a date, nor would I have assumed that date would possibly be male.

You're getting Martha mixed up with her daughter, Alexis.

Martha likes her men old as Methuselem, with at least double the dough that she has and ties practically going back to Plymouth Rock----I imagine there must not be too many of those dudes left in her circle anymore , they're all likely stuffed and embalmed, sitting under glass cases somewhere at their spacious estates.

PurpleJedi said:

Not my type, bad attitude, and older than my mother.







...wait a minute....





Net worth US$638 million (2011)





Mamacita, aqui esta tu papi.

I'm glad you took pause to think....Net worth US$638 million (2011)

If you ever want to be able to get one of these V

You better put on your "Old Spice and step to a mulit-millionare

Ottensen said:

Martha likes her men old as Methuselem, with at least double the dough that she has and ties practically going back to Plymouth Rock----

OH MY!

PDogz said:

Ottensen said:

Martha likes her men old as Methuselem, with at least double the dough that she has and ties practically going back to Plymouth Rock----

OH MY!

Girl, she she ain't nothin' but a Mildered Pierce upstart herself. Daughter's of the Revolution she is not.

TD3 said:

PurpleJedi said:

Not my type, bad attitude, and older than my mother.







...wait a minute....





Net worth US$638 million (2011)





Mamacita, aqui esta tu papi.

I'm glad you took pause to think....Net worth US$638 million (2011)

If you ever want to be able to get one of these V

You better put on your "Old Spice and step to a mulit-millionare

I'd get the hardtop in black and the convertible in red.

Having spent six months in the joint, she's hard to the core. I'm in line with my pockets open.

TD3 said:

PDogz said:

OH MY!

Girl, she she ain't nothin' but a Mildered Pierce upstart herself. Daughter's of the Revolution she is not.

and you know it!

Which likely accounts for Martha Kostyra's utter and complete mission on re-creating herself as the American WASP archetype. She's a Polish girl from Jersey who snagged herself a good Yale Man ...although her getting into Barnard is nothing to sneeze at, but still..there are women from a certain generation of competitive schools who were there not just for academics, but for finding "the right" husband, and ensuring that they meshed their post graduate lives into the fabric of exclusive enclaves in the Eastern Seaboard of the United States Martha was gonna get to Westport, Chile, come hell or high water I can't knock her hustle though. What she has made out herself from a small, provincial caterer is nothing short of extraordinary.

My ex-husband used to shoot alot at her home (Turkey Hill) and I have a lot of friends at home in the US who have been her make-up artist at varying points through the years. She is known The Ice Queen personified...but... every Ice Queen has unbridled passion lurking just beneath the surface... if you chip at them with an ice pick long enough. Ole Martha needs some lovin, y'all

Ottensen said:

UncleGrandpa said:

Having spent six months in the joint, she's hard to the core. I'm in line with my pockets open.

TD3 said:

Ottensen said:

and you know it!

Which likely accounts for Martha Kostyra's utter and complete mission on re-creating herself as the American WASP archetype. She's a Polish girl from Jersey who snagged herself a good Yale Man ...although her getting into Barnard is nothing to sneeze at, but still..there are women from a certain generation of competitive schools who were there not just for academics, but for finding "the right" husband, and ensuring that they meshed their post graduate lives into the fabric of exclusive enclaves in the Eastern Seaboard of the United States Martha was gonna get to Westport, Chile, come hell or high water I can't knock her hustle though. What she has made out herself from a small, provincial caterer is nothing short of extraordinary.

My ex-husband used to shoot alot at her home (Turkey Hill) and I have a lot of friends at home in the US who have been her make-up artist at varying points through the years. She is known The Ice Queen personified...but... every Ice Queen has unbridled passion lurking just beneath the surface... if you chip at them with an ice pick long enough. Ole Martha needs some lovin, y'all

you so crazy. In other words, she's horny. I don't know if she's gonna find someone in that class, most of those guys -even the ones on a ventilators and walking canes -are running behind their grand daughter friends. I wish her luck, but she should consider a craftsmen or a dock/port worker. Don't laugh, the former could do all of her little pet projects around the house. The latter, she could go back to her roots crack a open a can of beer and drink it from the can. The right guy could give her some lovin' she's forgotten those men can throw-down... he could be a pet project with benefits.

Go Martha! Get your 71 year old groove on, Girl !!!

Btw, do you remember when she was the Breck girl on the shampoo bottle in the 70's? Talk about some nostalgia. She utilzed the modeling career to put herself through Barnard. She was a cool lookin' 60's chick

...and the foretelling of her life to come

[Edited 5/2/13 7:02am]

Courtesy of Yahoo, Martha's new online profile at match.com, and yes, she's willing to date a younger man... among her "favoriite things": the Symphony, Opera and Rap (you know that's prolly no thanks to Puffy and all those White Parties in the Hamptons) :

Ottensen said:

Courtesy of Yahoo, Martha's new online profile at match.com, and yes, she's willing to date a younger man... among her "favoriite things": the Symphony, Opera and Rap (you know that's prolly no thanks to Puffy and all those White Parties in the Hamptons) :

"Rap"

She's telling us what she wants in a man with her profile name... the goodLONGlife

TD3 said:

Ottensen said:

and you know it!

Which likely accounts for Martha Kostyra's utter and complete mission on re-creating herself as the American WASP archetype. She's a Polish girl from Jersey who snagged herself a good Yale Man ...although her getting into Barnard is nothing to sneeze at, but still..there are women from a certain generation of competitive schools who were there not just for academics, but for finding "the right" husband, and ensuring that they meshed their post graduate lives into the fabric of exclusive enclaves in the Eastern Seaboard of the United States Martha was gonna get to Westport, Chile, come hell or high water I can't knock her hustle though. What she has made out herself from a small, provincial caterer is nothing short of extraordinary.

My ex-husband used to shoot alot at her home (Turkey Hill) and I have a lot of friends at home in the US who have been her make-up artist at varying points through the years. She is known The Ice Queen personified...but... every Ice Queen has unbridled passion lurking just beneath the surface... if you chip at them with an ice pick long enough. Ole Martha needs some lovin, y'all

you so crazy. In other words, she's horny. I don't know if she's gonna find someone in that class, most of those guys -even the ones on a ventilators and walking canes -are running behind their grand daughter friends. I wish her luck, but she should consider a craftsmen or a dock/port worker. Don't laugh, the former could do all of her little pet projects around the house. The latter, she could go back to her roots crack a open a can of beer and drink it from the can. The right guy could give her some lovin' she's forgotten those men can throw-down... he could be a pet project with benefits.

Go Martha! Get your 71 year old groove on, Girl !!!

Btw, do you remember when she was the Breck girl on the shampoo bottle in the 70's? Talk about some nostalgia. She utilzed the modeling career to put herself through Barnard. She was a cool lookin' 60's chick

Is Seal available?

[Edited 5/4/13 7:55am]