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Thread started 04/28/13 3:53pm

Gunsnhalen

Sweet Jesus And Cornbread Why!!!

Well here i am again with another damn story for the org that no one cares about lol lol but what the hell maybe i will make someone laugh at my tall ass.

So there is this homie nah not even a homie an human being that i met recently... i have a friend who came back from China few months ago and we go to the gym together every once in awhile.

He has this weird friend who came with us a few times and this guy is hella weird... i mean i am weird but this guy eek for example i asked the guy incredibly casually if he wanted to get coffee with me one time and he said ''omg so you want to date me? smile ) smile ) smile )'' i was like uhhhh no i was asking if you wanted to get coffee damn confused eek eek eek

And after that he started talking like he didn't know English! ok he spoke perfect i mean perfect english but after the coffee thing he started pretending like he was a ''fob'' and said ''I No understand English toz good mez sorry iz misunderstanz smile '' And i even asked the guy we both know and he was like uhhh....

So a week after that i am walking home from work and i see this fool again and he comes up to me this time once again speaking perfect English but then he starts to talk in Cantonese... now grant it i started learning Cantonese a little last year cause my roomie speaks it.

I can speak HELLA basic Cantonese and he asked me some questions in Canto and i answered.... i mean they were basic as hell and he is like ''OMG You can speak Cantonese omg you are so amazing omg i have never met anyone as amazing as you!''

About 2 days after that he was at the gym... and he was like ''I saw you over there lifting 210 you so strong maybe you can teach me how to lift someday'' and after that he told me my sweat is special and i was like

So today in cantonese he was writing on facebook about how he likes someone but he is always thinking dirty thing's instead of love... gross yes. And then he commented randomely on my status saying ''give me a hug smile ''

I have given this dude many hints that i am not into him and i have sort of told him that he is hella creepy but i guess he doesn't get the dozens of hints i gave him.

This at the moment has no ending i merely wanted to share with you another tale and another crazy bitch in the life of gunsnhalen.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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Reply #1 posted 04/28/13 4:01pm

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After the coffee hang out, I would have left the guy alone and switched gyms. lol

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Reply #2 posted 04/28/13 4:13pm

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missfee said:

After the coffee hang out, I would have left the guy alone and switched gyms.

I somehow keep running into him lol well i guess living in a college town you are bound to run into people you know but still...

And are mutal friend is just like eek confused by everything lol

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Reply #3 posted 04/28/13 7:12pm

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You need to tell him that he ain't your type.

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Reply #4 posted 04/28/13 7:45pm

Timmy84	Hmm, sounds stalker-ish dude lol
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Reply #5 posted 04/28/13 8:04pm

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Timmy84 said:

Hmm, sounds stalker-ish dude lol

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Reply #6 posted 04/29/13 8:28am

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luv4u said:

Timmy84 said:

Hmm, sounds stalker-ish dude lol

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Reply #7 posted 04/29/13 1:33pm

mynameisnotsus an	Your play here is to hatef#*k him and then take all his money/things/selfesteem. You're welcome.
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Reply #8 posted 04/29/13 1:42pm

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If you have a gut feeling about someone, go with it!

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Reply #9 posted 04/29/13 1:43pm

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yeahthat

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Reply #10 posted 04/29/13 2:33pm

Gunsnhalen	mynameisnotsusan said: Your play here is to hatef#*k him and then take all his money/things/selfesteem. You're welcome. Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive
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Reply #11 posted 04/29/13 2:54pm

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Gunsnhalen said:

mynameisnotsusan said:
Your play here is to hatef#*k him and then take all his money/things/selfesteem. You're welcome.

eek Indeed!

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Reply #12 posted 04/29/13 3:15pm

Timmy84	mynameisnotsusan said: Your play here is to hatef#*k him and then take all his money/things/selfesteem. You're welcome. What in the flying blue rat's butt fuck is this all about?
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Reply #13 posted 04/29/13 3:46pm

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mynameisnotsusan said:
Your play here is to hatef#*k him and then take all his money/things/selfesteem. You're welcome.

What in the flying blue rat's butt fuck is this all about?

Although i am not gonna do it it sounds like some great drama or a TV show lol

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Reply #14 posted 04/29/13 3:50pm

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Gunsnhalen said:

Timmy84 said:

What in the flying blue rat's butt fuck is this all about?

Although i am not gonna do it it sounds like some great drama or a TV show

Just do a 48 Hours marathon! razz lol

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Reply #15 posted 04/29/13 3:53pm

Timmy84	purplethunder3121 said: Gunsnhalen said: Although i am not gonna do it it sounds like some great drama or a TV show Just do a 48 Hours marathon!
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Reply #16 posted 04/29/13 4:24pm

Gunsnhalen	I seriously love the org sometimes Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive
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Reply #17 posted 04/29/13 4:28pm

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Timmy84 said:

mynameisnotsusan said:
Your play here is to hatef#*k him and then take all his money/things/selfesteem. You're welcome.

What in the flying blue rat's butt fuck is this all about?

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