It is good that i am at a point in my life were i know my insecruities and what i bullshited on for years... i wish others could to so they wouldn't act hollier than thou.

Why are the people who say classics like ''I'm shy''

''I'm innocent i don't do crazy thing's and i am offended by you saying a cuss word or a PG-13 joke''

''i'm so ugly!! despite the fact i wear minimal clothing when i go out and get checked out more than an eye doctor''

Turn out to be the ones getting more turns from people than the doors to the white house? hmm...

Let me use this cheesy movie to explain this. When you are making friend's with someone you are essentially ''selling your movie'' as i see it and i get it maybe you want to sell that this is a boring drama or romance picture but it's really a thriller or action packed drama! and that will be a ''surprise'' for the person you are selling this to. But if you are acting hollier than thou and criticizing someone for thing's you supposedly hate or ''aren't doing''

i feel then you are not rust worthy and you tried to ''sell me one movie'' but sold me a complete other one. We are adults it's easier to be yourself in this age... yes i went through a phase of being innocent but i grew past it and i don't want to sell people someone who will get offended by little thing's then do the thing's i am offended of that is just silly. Like for example most people know i HATE drugs... so if i was seen snorting coke like I'm Scarface i deserve to be ridiculed.

I had a friend i met few months back who... triies harder than anyone i have ever met to act like this goodie two shoes i am a saint boy. But when he gets drunk he takes his shirt off, he hugs on everyone and he goes with more than 1 person usually...

He even came up to me and started hugging me then grabbed onto my no no parts and slapping my ass out of nowhere and the next day he acted like nothing happened and wore his ''WWJD'' braclet and preached about how people shouldn't sleep around

And like 2 week's ago i made a SOMEWHAT dirty joke i mean PG-13 8th grade stupid dirty joke and he was highly offended and told me never to talk like that in front of him again... and the next night he was drunk and texting people how he wanted to get his hole stretched i mean i can't believe how many stones he was throwing yet he does that shit

Anywho i love you org fuckers like a play cousin

aardvark15 said:

If an adult friend every tried to tell me to "not talk that way in front of them again." They would never have to worry bout me talking to them, again.

lazycrockett said:

If an adult friend every tried to tell me to "not talk that way in front of them again." They would never have to worry bout me talking to them, again.

That is kind of true :hmmm2: I think i once went through a phase of ''don't say that in front of me'' bullshit but i mean... when you are older unless someone is calling you disgusting racists names or bad mouthing your mother... i don't see why they would need to tell you to act different in front of them.

Especially when there hole is getting beat up like Rockys punching bag and Apollo Creed ain't calling back.

Gunsnhalen said:

It is good that i am at a point in my life were i know my insecruities and what i bullshited on for years... i wish others could to so they wouldn't act hollier than thou.

Why are the people who say classics like ''I'm shy''

''I'm innocent i don't do crazy thing's and i am offended by you saying a cuss word or a PG-13 joke''

''i'm so ugly!! despite the fact i wear minimal clothing when i go out and get checked out more than an eye doctor''

Turn out to be the ones getting more turns from people than the doors to the white house? hmm...

Let me use this cheesy movie to explain this. When you are making friend's with someone you are essentially ''selling your movie'' as i see it and i get it maybe you want to sell that this is a boring drama or romance picture but it's really a thriller or action packed drama! and that will be a ''surprise'' for the person you are selling this to. But if you are acting hollier than thou and criticizing someone for thing's you supposedly hate or ''aren't doing''

i feel then you are not rust worthy and you tried to ''sell me one movie'' but sold me a complete other one. We are adults it's easier to be yourself in this age... yes i went through a phase of being innocent but i grew past it and i don't want to sell people someone who will get offended by little thing's then do the thing's i am offended of that is just silly. Like for example most people know i HATE drugs... so if i was seen snorting coke like I'm Scarface i deserve to be ridiculed.

I had a friend i met few months back who... triies harder than anyone i have ever met to act like this goodie two shoes i am a saint boy. But when he gets drunk he takes his shirt off, he hugs on everyone and he goes with more than 1 person usually...

He even came up to me and started hugging me then grabbed onto my no no parts and slapping my ass out of nowhere and the next day he acted like nothing happened and wore his ''WWJD'' braclet and preached about how people shouldn't sleep around

And like 2 week's ago i made a SOMEWHAT dirty joke i mean PG-13 8th grade stupid dirty joke and he was highly offended and told me never to talk like that in front of him again... and the next night he was drunk and texting people how he wanted to get his hole stretched i mean i can't believe how many stones he was throwing yet he does that shit

Anywho i love you org fuckers like a play cousin

Because they master the art of the lie. They tell you that they're opposite to what you are or the other folks comparable. Then you get them in the bed and they start to do some really freaky shit. It's always a trap.

Apparently, you have not seen Wedding Crashers.

I'm shy and innocent and pure as the driven snow.

vainandy said:

I'm shy and innocent and pure as the driven snow.

If that snow means the cum you shoot in other mens mouth after an orgy then yes you are

vainandy said:

I'm shy and innocent and pure as the driven snow.

And, Prince has a shot at being the next Old Spice Model.

vainandy said:

I'm shy and innocent and pure as the driven snow.

Sure you are, and I'm Santa Claus.

Y'all whores. It takes johnart to read my ass on that one. He told me "Bitch, snow ain't sticky you Babalonian whore.".

vainandy said:

Y'all whores.

I know you are but what am I?