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A Man Comes Home From An Exhausting Day At Work Plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts."
The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it starts."
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him. He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, "Quick, get me another beer, it's going to start any minute."
The wife is furious. She yells at him "Is that all you're going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore ..."
The man sighs and says, "It's started ..." | |
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LOL that's pretty funny. Fair warning, I am going to steal it My Legacy
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With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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I was wondering about what he was talking about starting...
Happy Friday!
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Tommy on the Steve Harvey morning show gave me a chuckle this morning....
Strawberry Letter topic was about a women who knew nothing about keeping a home clean BUT was very well put together and dedicated to getting her masters. The jokes rang in like this...
I went with a women who was so dirty the home had "ring around the apartment"...he then went on to chime in when they have sex she asked him to talk dirty to him and he he shouted out " the kitchen sink" "the toilet", " the living room floor" "A Man Can't Ride Your Back Unless It's Bent" MLK 4/3/68 | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!
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