For so long i have wanted to make a status about those interesting people you see at the gym... please feel free to add! this is who i seem to run into the most

1. Frat brah: Believes he is a fitness expert, and is usual heard saying supportive phrases like "That set was so dope!". Recognized by his neon tank and his gratuitous use of the word "Bro"

2.That old naked man or woman who has no problem being totally naked for a long period of time in the locker room! showing off every bit of jelly roll

3. That person who hogs the bike for a few hours so they can go the lowest speed without working out too much

4. That guy who lifts and grunts.. i mean i grunt when i lift but grunts as if he is shooting a spring break 3 hour porno scene.

5. That guy or girl who is racing you on the treadmill and looking like this is a life or death race.

6. The girl who goes to the gym with a lot of makeup and stands on the stairs more so in a i will pose for 25 minutes rather than workout type way.

7. The person who is CONSTANTLY stretching

8. That guy who tries to show you how to lift something right... but it's actually wrong and kind of bad for your back

9. Those guys who have have a myocardial-infarction-waiting-to-happen-sized gut and a flatter-than-a-Dungeon-Master’s ass, and they do not care. They are there to pump up the gun show: biceps and triceps while wearing a cut off shirt to show off those ''muscles''

10. That person who uses the bench and leaves there slim all over it.. and doesn't bother to clean it
off

11. That guy who wears MMA, Tapout or real men fight type shirts, always looking pissed off and doing sloppy kicks in the bag room to prove they are the next ultimate fighter.

12. That guy who slams down on the stairs machine making it sound like a shotgun and sweating like a whore in church(Sadly i think i just described what i do )

13. The roid guy...

14. That guy who makes facebook status talking about the gym instead of working out.

Add more to the list

15. people who pay too much attention to what everyone else is doing at the gym...

tinaz said:

15. people who pay too much attention to what everyone else is doing at the gym...

Thread ruiner

If Imago did this thread everyone would be on his dick like they came attached at birth

The guy who enters the gym smelling of cologne and still smells like cologne after his so-called "workout".

tinaz said:

15. people who pay too much attention to what everyone else is doing at the gym...

I dunno about your gym...but all the roid heads are showing up now at mine.

Guys who go from "bulky" to "swole" in 2 weeks? Let me know when all that back acne clears up.

And yeah man...what it UP with the old dudes, walking around with their junk swinging all over the place in the locker room...standing around having conversations about their summer plans & shit?
Cover up your junk, THEN have that ½-hour discussion with your buddy.

Once, this CREEPY-ASS old dude was standing in front of his locker "drying off" butt-nekked when I walked into the locker room. I went, did an hour + of a workout...went back to the lockeroom...and there he is, still butt-nekked, still "drying off".

-the lady who enjoys flashing a cameltoe/xtremely tight ass

-The pretty guy/chick who goes to the gym and spends more time looking at himself in the mirror than working out

-the guy/lady who is obviously disgusted about the sweat everywhere and henceforth wears TWO pants, gloves, long sleeves, carries 2-3 towels, etc

-the guy who NEVER takes a shower (for whatever reason ) and just goes back home all sweaty/dirty

-the guy/lady who takes the mobile phone to the workout area AND uses it while working out

-the horny guys who clearly enjoy watching the girls in swimsuits of the adjacent swimming pool

-people who only use the bike for like an entire fuckin' hour

-the guy who clearly hates the days when the gym is crowded and looks completely pissed-off when somebody tells him that he has been using that machine for like 10 minutes and there are more people waiting

-the guy with the tight pants and big crotch lol

-strippers with big silicone tits (and everybody looking at them)

-the group of friends (4-7) clearly happy and talkative while working out together (male bonding)

-the guy who overacts way too much (loud groans and moans) while working out (oops that's Gunsnhalen's Number 4)

-mute/shy as fuck 15-18 years old boys/girls

-the hot lonely woman who coldly rejects all male advances on her ("don't bother man, she's frigid")

-the two hot young guys exciting a bunch of young horny girls until one of the girls gives them her mobile phone, and the guys take it with that detached "Oh! Just another pussy for the week" look...

-guys who look CLEARLY nervous when you look at them (for whatever reason) for about a nanosecond or something, I can even hear them thinking ("wow wow is he gay? is he gay? why did he look at me?")

[Edited 4/26/13 11:21am]

JoeTyler said:

-the lady who enjoys flashing a cameltoe/xtremely tight ass

-The pretty guy/chick who goes to the gym and spends more time looking at himself in the mirror than working out

-the guy/lady who is obviously disgusted about the sweat everywhere and henceforth wears TWO pants, gloves, long sleeves, carries 2-3 towels, etc

-the guy who NEVER takes a shower (for whatever reason ) and just goes back home all sweaty/dirty

-the guy/lady who takes the mobile phone to the workout area AND uses it while working out

-the horny guys who clearly enjoy watching the girls in swimsuits of the adjacent swimming pool

-people who only use the bike for like an entire fuckin' hour

-the guy who clearly hates the days when the gym is crowded and looks completely pissed-off when somebody tells him that he has been using that machine for like 10 minutes and there are more people waiting

-the guy with the tight pants and big crotch lol

-strippers with big silicone tits (and everybody looking at them)

-the group of friends (4-7) clearly happy and talkative while working out together (male bonding)

-the guy who overacts way too much (loud groans and moans) while working out (oops that's Gunsnhalen's Number 4)

-mute/shy as fuck 15-18 years old boys/girls

-the hot lonely woman who coldly rejects all male advances on her ("don't bother man, she's frigid")

-the two hot young guys exciting a bunch of young horny girls until one of the girls gives them her mobile phone, and the guys take it with that detached "Oh! Just another pussy for the week" look...

-guys who look CLEARLY nervous when you look at them (for whatever reason) for about a nanosecond or something, I can even hear them thinking ("wow wow is he gay? is he gay? why did he look at me?")

[Edited 4/26/13 11:21am]

Are you gay?

RicoN said:

JoeTyler said:

-the lady who enjoys flashing a cameltoe/xtremely tight ass

-The pretty guy/chick who goes to the gym and spends more time looking at himself in the mirror than working out

-the guy/lady who is obviously disgusted about the sweat everywhere and henceforth wears TWO pants, gloves, long sleeves, carries 2-3 towels, etc

-the guy who NEVER takes a shower (for whatever reason ) and just goes back home all sweaty/dirty

-the guy/lady who takes the mobile phone to the workout area AND uses it while working out

-the horny guys who clearly enjoy watching the girls in swimsuits of the adjacent swimming pool

-people who only use the bike for like an entire fuckin' hour

-the guy who clearly hates the days when the gym is crowded and looks completely pissed-off when somebody tells him that he has been using that machine for like 10 minutes and there are more people waiting

-the guy with the tight pants and big crotch lol

-strippers with big silicone tits (and everybody looking at them)

-the group of friends (4-7) clearly happy and talkative while working out together (male bonding)

-the guy who overacts way too much (loud groans and moans) while working out (oops that's Gunsnhalen's Number 4)

-mute/shy as fuck 15-18 years old boys/girls

-the hot lonely woman who coldly rejects all male advances on her ("don't bother man, she's frigid")

-the two hot young guys exciting a bunch of young horny girls until one of the girls gives them her mobile phone, and the guys take it with that detached "Oh! Just another pussy for the week" look...

-guys who look CLEARLY nervous when you look at them (for whatever reason) for about a nanosecond or something, I can even hear them thinking ("wow wow is he gay? is he gay? why did he look at me?")

[Edited 4/26/13 11:21am]

Are you gay?

I'm a predator, I hunt whatever I want to hunt, sometimes the prey escapes

why are you asking anyway?

JoeTyler said:

RicoN said:

Are you gay?

I'm a predator, I hunt whatever I want to hunt, sometimes the prey escapes

why are you asking anyway?

i though i saw you look at me

RicoN said:

JoeTyler said:

I'm a predator, I hunt whatever I want to hunt, sometimes the prey escapes

why are you asking anyway?

i though i saw you look at me

what are you?

JoeTyler said:

RicoN said:

i though i saw you look at me

what are you?

i'm batman

- dudes who want to work in with me but they're not at my level, which means I have to take the fucking weights off and put them back on.

Gunsnhalen said:

2.That old naked man or woman who has no problem being totally naked for a long period of time in the locker room! showing off every bit of jelly roll

Seen way too many of these

The woman who waits for the elevator to go up the one flight of stairs to the gym and then spends 20 minutes on a stair climber. Muppet.

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The woman who turns up after me, turns the fan off, takes the bike next to me and and then reads gossips mags while peddling really slowly. IF YOU'RE TOO COLD, YOU AINT WORKING HARD ENOUGH!

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The guy who's musical tastes are too elitist fow the chart music played at the gym so he just shuffles his exaustive Prince collection on his ipod.

[Edited 4/26/13 16:38pm]

I don't care for people who don't re-rack their weights, but that's about it.

BTW, after not lifting much at all this year, I've hit it hard the last couple weeks and decided to see what my benchpress max was (my all-time max is 306 pounds, last summer). I completely surprised myself and got up 281.

Feelin' good!

[Edited 4/26/13 17:12pm]

Maybe I missed it, but the person who talks really loudly on the phone.

I go to the YMCA, and thankfully, there are non of these types of folks there. Old people, young moms, a regular-looking guy here and there. I just started exercising three weeks ago, and can barely do 20 minutes on the elliptical. I just go in there, put my head phones on and do my thing and leave.

Now my dad goes there too, but at a different time. He told me there was a "little person" there, trying her best to walk on the tread mill, and his heart went out for her and he really admired her for trying to do something. Later my mom told me that her neighbors wrote on their facebook that they were there too, and were laughing at "this midget trying to work out." Now that's bad.

Adria said:

I go to the YMCA, and thankfully, there are non of these types of folks there. Old people, young moms, a regular-looking guy here and there. I just started exercising three weeks ago, and can barely do 20 minutes on the elliptical. I just go in there, put my head phones on and do my thing and leave.

I used to go to the YWCA and I never saw any of these people there either. The only issues I can think of were the very occasional people who didn't wipe down equipment after using it (gross!) and folks who didn't know to sign up to use the cardio stuff so you'd have to kick them off during your scheduled time. But then they learned and that was that - no issues, no drama.

This is why I go to the gym early in the morning,or very late at night....when it's not too crowded there are alot of strange people that I want to avoid

CarrieMpls said:

Adria said:

I go to the YMCA, and thankfully, there are non of these types of folks there. Old people, young moms, a regular-looking guy here and there. I just started exercising three weeks ago, and can barely do 20 minutes on the elliptical. I just go in there, put my head phones on and do my thing and leave.

I used to go to the YWCA and I never saw any of these people there either. The only issues I can think of were the very occasional people who didn't wipe down equipment after using it (gross!) and folks who didn't know to sign up to use the cardio stuff so you'd have to kick them off during your scheduled time. But then they learned and that was that - no issues, no drama.

Alright so today after work i did like... 90 or so minutes on the stairs and i was DRENCED i mean drenced like i was in a swimming pool for 2 hours.

So i went to lift right and i had my towel with me to wipe off when i was done. Man oh man every set i went to i left a got damn body print there of sweat i gave each one a good rub down after i was though.

If i took the time to clean off an entire body of sweat on something another person wipe off that head or leg marks lazy bastards

Gunsnhalen said:

tinaz said:

15. people who pay too much attention to what everyone else is doing at the gym...

Thread ruiner

If Imago did this thread everyone would be on his dick like they came attached at birth

tinaz said:

Gunsnhalen said:

Thread ruiner

If Imago did this thread everyone would be on his dick like they came attached at birth

The "talker" the person who is only interested in talking and not working out.

The guy who makes sure that he makes eye contact with everyone, so everybody can see how great he looks while working out. That happened a few weeks ago at 24 Hour Fitness. Never seen the guy before, but two seconds after seeing him from a distance, I knew he was showing off.

Oh yeah and the naked older women are a bit much especially when first walking in the locker room and seeing somebody sitting on a bench butt nekkid.

[Edited 4/28/13 22:28pm]

PurpleJedi said:

I dunno about your gym...but all the roid heads are showing up now at mine.

Guys who go from "bulky" to "swole" in 2 weeks? Let me know when all that back acne clears up.

And yeah man...what it UP with the old dudes, walking around with their junk swinging all over the place in the locker room...standing around having conversations about their summer plans & shit?
Cover up your junk, THEN have that ½-hour discussion with your buddy.

Once, this CREEPY-ASS old dude was standing in front of his locker "drying off" butt-nekked when I walked into the locker room. I went, did an hour + of a workout...went back to the lockeroom...and there he is, still butt-nekked, still "drying off".

I believe that shit is kind of an "Ol' Man pay-it-forward" because in 30 years you'll be doing the same damn thing and some young homie will be posting on Bieber.org about this ol' dude "drying off"...

RenHoek said:

PurpleJedi said:

I dunno about your gym...but all the roid heads are showing up now at mine.

Guys who go from "bulky" to "swole" in 2 weeks? Let me know when all that back acne clears up.

And yeah man...what it UP with the old dudes, walking around with their junk swinging all over the place in the locker room...standing around having conversations about their summer plans & shit?
Cover up your junk, THEN have that ½-hour discussion with your buddy.

Once, this CREEPY-ASS old dude was standing in front of his locker "drying off" butt-nekked when I walked into the locker room. I went, did an hour + of a workout...went back to the lockeroom...and there he is, still butt-nekked, still "drying off".

I believe that shit is kind of an "Ol' Man pay-it-forward" because in 30 years you'll be doing the same damn thing and some young homie will be posting on Bieber.org about this ol' dude "drying off"...

Hell-to-tha-NO. Never gonna happen.