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Post Your Fake Orgnotes Here! In the tradtion of the "Misquoting" threads that have take this site by storm and in the spirit of the various indiscretions and controversies surrounding the practice of posting private Orgnotes, it's time to post fake Orgnotes! 
The funniest response will receive the Org gold star of the day, which will release me of any further obligations once and for all. Let's start things off right! Here's a fake Orgnote I just received from Lleena: From: Lleena (click to see profile)
Subject: SEE YOU IN JAIL Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 10:23am --- Hi 9s, I just wanted to let you know that I am now the biggest bootlegger in the British Isles after some of my henchmen broke liberation's legs and stole his loot. So if you need anything, hit me up. I've got a soundboard quality version of Ming Mong Charlie that is to die for. Keep this under your hat, boyo. Ciao, Lleena My goodnes. I never would have expected that. Here's a short little message from bkw: From: bkw (click to see profile)
Subject: BURP Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 10:23am --- *hic* Yours in piss, bkw I get about twenty of those a day. 
Here's a rather excited little missive from Battier: From: BattierBeMyDaddy(click to see profile)
Subject: SHANE BATTIER! 
Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 10:23am --- Isn't Shane Battier so cool!? And handsome? God he's handsome! Never seen such a handsome doll. Boy I really get worked up when I see a picture of that stud muffin. Yes. Maybe he will ask me out one day. Yes. What do you think? Yes, if he does I will say yes, I will yes I say. Yes. Penelopean yours, BattierBeMyDaddy That's pretty obsessive, but cute I guess. soulpower writes me regularly! You might be surprised by that. You would be more surprised by what he writes: From: soulpower(click to see profile)
Subject: UP WITH PEOPLE Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 10:23am --- Don't tell anyone but I am really an Iraqi agent sent here by Osama Bin Laden and Adolph Hitler (yes he is alive, you poor deluded fool) to infiltrate Prince.org, which is commonly seen throughout the Arab world as an important node in world politics. We figure if we can conquer the Org we can conquer anything! E viva il comunismo e la liberta! With a handshake in thought, soulpower I felt dirty just reading that. Have you thought about double dosing, pal? althom is no stranger either. His Orgnotes really brighten my day! Here's one now: From:althom (click to see profile)
Subject: IT AIN'T EASY BEING GREEN Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 10:23am --- Hey 9s, did you get that tinkerbell outfit I sent you? No biggie, I just thought you might like to try it on (and send me a pic) Anyway, don't you think bkw is a real dweeb? That's all I wanted to say. Oh yeah, don't tell him I said that! Sprightfully yours, althom AaronFantastic sends me Orgnotes all the time! Or AaronUnlimited or AaronUnbearable or whatever... Usually I just delete them, but this one made it through to my inbox: From: AaronFantastic(click to see profile)
Subject: BOMBS AWAY Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 10:23am --- Dearest 2the9s, I've had it with those damn peaceniks, me and some of the others have decided we can't wait for the UN vote and will be parachuting into Baghdad tomorrow! Are you with us or against us?? Bling, bling AaronFantastic "Bling bling"?? wtf? Anyway, I advised him against this course of action, but you all know Aaron! I'm glad I didn't clean delete these. Anybody else get any interesting Orgnotes? | |
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I don't have any fake ones, ut I just recieved this one a second ago
From: IceNine (click to see profile)
Subject: Hi there Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 1:08pm --- Hi there Jimmy! I just wondered if you could hook me up with any websites for any churches in the Texas area as I have seen the light and I want to re-embrace the holy father. Many thanks, my Christian brother! Ice Put yourself on the worldwide org map! www.frappr.com/princeorg | |
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From: 2the9s (click to see both inches of his cock)
Subject: Reply to my fucking thread, goddammit! Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 12:59pm --- If you don't reply to my fucking thread, I'll fucking kill you. Remember the last time you disobeyed me? Yes, you won't forget that fisting for a while, will you? Oh, and don't you fucking dare post this Orgnote for everyone to see. Now do as you're told, bitch. --- | |
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JimmyNothing said: I don't have any fake ones, ut I just recieved this one a second ago
From: IceNine (click to see profile)
Subject: Hi there Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 1:08pm --- Hi there Jimmy! I just wondered if you could hook me up with any websites for any churches in the Texas area as I have seen the light and I want to re-embrace the holy father. Many thanks, my Christian brother! Ice  | |
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chickengrease said: JimmyNothing said: I don't have any fake ones, ut I just recieved this one a second ago
From: IceNine (click to see profile)
Subject: Hi there Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 1:08pm --- Hi there Jimmy! I just wondered if you could hook me up with any websites for any churches in the Texas area as I have seen the light and I want to re-embrace the holy father. Many thanks, my Christian brother! Ice  | |
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From: 2the9s (click to see profile)
Subject: Someone talk to me please! Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 1:43pm --- Hi there althom, I was just wondering if you could reply to my thread about fake org-notes. I'm really worried that it will crash and burn like all my other threads and I just can't take it anymore. I really admire your witty comments and insightful topics. I just wish I could be as good as you...why can't I be as smart as you? Thanks for taking the time to read this, because no-one else would. 2the9s. | |
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althom said: From: 2the9s (click to see profile)
Subject: Someone talk to me please! Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 1:43pm --- Hi there althom, I was just wondering if you could reply to my thread about fake org-notes. I'm really worried that it will crash and burn like all my other threads and I just can't take it anymore. I really admire your witty comments and insightful topics. I just wish I could be as good as you...why can't I be as smart as you? Thanks for taking the time to read this, because no-one else would. 2the9s. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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From: 2the9s (click to see profile)
Subject: My appointment Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 10:23am --- Hi Lleena How are you? I have just returned from my appointment at the gender re-assignment clinic. Dr Strange says that I am a ripe candidate for the procedure and that he would like to proceed with the operation as soon as possible. I am spending my final days as a guy doing guy things like belching, farting and scratching myself in public. The next time I orgnote you I will be a female. I will also be changing my org name to 2theBoobs shortly. Goodbye Lleena Wish me luck. See you on the other side. edit [This message was edited Mon Mar 10 13:57:02 PST 2003 by Lleena] | |
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From: 2the9s (click to see profile)
Subject: bump Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 4.36pm --- Bump my thread. Thanks.  | |
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From: bkw (click to see profile)
Subject: I'm thirsty! Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 4:30pm --- Hi buddy, How are thing with you? I'm doing great but I had 2the9s over at my house last night and we got into a big drinking session. You now how I always black out after drinking...well...I woke up this morning and I was lying naked beside 2the9s! What the hell did I do last night? Why does my penis have a red rash on it and why does 2the9s have lipstick smeared on his face? Oh...hang on...it's not a rash! 
Ummm...I think I'd better go now as 2the9s is wakeing up and I know how grumpy he is in the morning. Speak to you later...hopefully, bkw. | |
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From: Lleena(click to see profile)
Subject: Naked photos Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 4.36pm --- Hey 2the9s, did you get those naked photos I sent you? You know, the ones of althom? I have plenty more. All the best, Lleena | |
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From: althom(click to see profile)
Subject: bkw's a fat ass... Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 4.36pm --- Hey Battier, I just wanted to tell you that bkw is a fat ass with 10 chins and wrinkly balls. He also loves Carlton, and wants to have sexual relations with the entire team. I think that's a little extreme. It's okay to be a fan, but, damn! Love your favorite little man in green tights, -Althom -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: From: althom(click to see profile)
Subject: bkw's a fat ass... Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 4.36pm --- Hey Battier, I just wanted to tell you that bkw is a fat ass with 10 chins and wrinkly balls. He also loves Carlton, and wants to have sexual relations with the entire team. I think that's a little extreme. It's okay to be a fan, but, damn! Love your favorite little man in green tights, -Althom  I don't remember sending this! | |
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althom said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: From: althom(click to see profile)
Subject: bkw's a fat ass... Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 4.36pm --- Hey Battier, I just wanted to tell you that bkw is a fat ass with 10 chins and wrinkly balls. He also loves Carlton, and wants to have sexual relations with the entire team. I think that's a little extreme. It's okay to be a fan, but, damn! Love your favorite little man in green tights, -Althom I don't remember sending this!Don't play stupid, Peter!  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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From: Ian (click to see profile)
Subject: Help!!! Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 7:00pm --- Hi althom, I just wanted to thank you for your amazing and insightful comments on the Org. I just don't know what this place would be like without you here as the voice of reason. Ever since that "Funniest Org" comp. I've been regreting giving the award to 2the9s. How could people vote for him? He's just not funny and all his threads are a waste of space. I'm seriously looking, at your suggestion, to deleate 2the9s account. I have to agree with you that he just brings the whole place to a trash level. Thanks for all your help, Ian. | |
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From: 2the9s (click to see profile)
Subject:  ???
Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 12:30am --- Hi chris, dont this outfit make me look fat?
i think it does !
look! http://www.2the9s.com/spr...fits.jpeg/ . | |
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althom said: From: 2the9s (click to see profile)
Subject: Someone talk to me please! Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 1:43pm --- Hi there althom, I was just wondering if you could reply to my thread about fake org-notes. I'm really worried that it will crash and burn like all my other threads and I just can't take it anymore. I really admire your witty comments and insightful topics. I just wish I could be as good as you...why can't I be as smart as you? Thanks for taking the time to read this, because no-one else would. 2the9s. LMFAO!! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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althom said: From: bkw (click to see profile)
Subject: I'm thirsty! Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 4:30pm --- Hi buddy, How are thing with you? I'm doing great but I had 2the9s over at my house last night and we got into a big drinking session. You now how I always black out after drinking...well...I woke up this morning and I was lying naked beside 2the9s! What the hell did I do last night? Why does my penis have a red rash on it and why does 2the9s have lipstick smeared on his face? Oh...hang on...it's not a rash!
Ummm...I think I'd better go now as 2the9s is wakeing up and I know how grumpy he is in the morning. Speak to you later...hopefully, bkw. Hey!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: From: althom(click to see profile)
Subject: bkw's a fat ass... Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 4.36pm --- Hey Battier, I just wanted to tell you that bkw is a fat ass with 10 chins and wrinkly balls. He also loves Carlton, and wants to have sexual relations with the entire team. I think that's a little extreme. It's okay to be a fan, but, damn! Love your favorite little man in green tights, -Althom Why the fuck am I in all these? 
I havn't even been here for 4 days. Bastards! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: Why the fuck am I in all these?
I havn't even been here for 4 days. Bastards! | |
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: From: althom(click to see profile)
Subject: bkw's a fat ass... Sent: Mon Mar 10 2003 4.36pm --- Hey Battier, I just wanted to tell you that bkw is a fat ass with 10 chins and wrinkly balls. He also loves Carlton, and wants to have sexual relations with the entire team. I think that's a little extreme. It's okay to be a fan, but, damn! Love your favorite little man in green tights, -Althom Why the fuck am I in all these?
I havn't even been here for 4 days. Bastards! 
Z made me do it. | |
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From: 2the9s(click to see profile)
Subject: help my thread has fallen and it can't get up! Sent: Tues Mar 11 2003 3.26pm --- Hey XxAxX I wonder if you could give me a hand? My thread has fallen to the second page and I'm hoping you could just mosey on over and give it a little 'bump', if you know what i mean nudge nudge wink wink say no more -2the9s no problem 2the9, yours is an Xcellent thread and deserves first page status | |
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