I know I listed 6/9/69 on my profile, but today is the actual birthday for the Captain. The Captain can't reveal his actual age but if you take my penis size (in inches) and multiply it times two and then add the number of hookers I slept with last week you're in the ballpark.

Admiral is trying to score some strippers for tonight's grand birthday extravaganza. I hope he does a better job than last year...ended up not being able to find one that would work within our price range so we had to hire his sisters.

So, happy birthday, I guess

Happy birthday sir.

http://www.youtube.com/wa...ature=fvwp

CaptainChaos said:

I know I listed 6/9/69 on my profile, but today is the actual birthday for the Captain. The Captain can't reveal his actual age but if you take my penis size (in inches) and multiply it times two and then add the number of hookers I slept with last week you're in the ballpark.

Admiral is trying to score some strippers for tonight's grand birthday extravaganza. I hope he does a better job than last year...ended up not being able to find one that would work within our price range so we had to hire his sisters.

I don't know the size but have a wonderful birthday

PANDURITO said:

So, happy birthday, I guess

The Captain sends his heartfelt thanks!

PurpleJedi said:

Happy birthday sir.

Greatly appreciated.

littlemissG said:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...ature=fvwp

The Captain is moved by this!

SimpleSoul said:

CaptainChaos said:

I know I listed 6/9/69 on my profile, but today is the actual birthday for the Captain. The Captain can't reveal his actual age but if you take my penis size (in inches) and multiply it times two and then add the number of hookers I slept with last week you're in the ballpark.

Admiral is trying to score some strippers for tonight's grand birthday extravaganza. I hope he does a better job than last year...ended up not being able to find one that would work within our price range so we had to hire his sisters.

I don't know the size but have a wonderful birthday

The answer is huge and I appreciate the birthday wish!

A little birdie told the Captain the Org is planning some major surprise birthday party or something. The Captain likes chocolate cake, chickens wings, and I will gladly take gift cards to on-line recreational supply (wink wink, nudge nudge) websites. Also if you could arrange for Shakira to perform that would be great!

XxAxX said:

Does this mean that Chuckie Norris is going to be invited to the Captain's party tonight. That is awesome!

Enjoy your day!

Deadflow3r said:

Enjoy your day!

Thanks! The Captain enjoys every day! That's just a part of being the Captain. As long as their are hookers who charge less than 20 dollars than the Captain is a happy man.

I was just contacted by someone on CaptainChaos' behalf to be "in-house entertainment" or something. I respectfully decline.

OK, so apparently there is no Org surprise party, no Shakira, no Chuck Norris. But Admiral is still setting up the birthday bash to end all birthday bashes. So the Captain will be neck deep in hoochies with the hour.

I don't know if they would allow me but I got several Georgia Jones photos to give to you as a birthday present.

Timmy84 said:

I don't know if they would allow me but I got several Georgia Jones photos to give to you as a birthday present.

Come to Captain!

CaptainChaos said:

Timmy84 said:

I don't know if they would allow me but I got several Georgia Jones photos to give to you as a birthday present.

I'll probably send some NSFW's of her in an orgnote...

Timmy84 said:

CaptainChaos said:

I'll probably send some NSFW's of her in an orgnote...

Hell yeah!!!

sorry, can't afford to get you an on-line recreational supply of a certain (wink wink, nudge nudge) website.

I hope you'll have a nice birthday dance to this song

CaptainChaos said:

Timmy84 said:

I'll probably send some NSFW's of her in an orgnote...

Hell yeah!!!

Check now.

Timmy84 said:

CaptainChaos said:

Hell yeah!!!

Check now.

You, sir, are both a gentleman and a scholar. The Captain is saluting these photos as we speak.

CaptainChaos said:

Timmy84 said:

Check now.

You, sir, are both a gentleman and a scholar. The Captain is saluting these photos as we speak.

dJJ said:

sorry, can't afford to get you an on-line recreational supply of a certain (wink wink, nudge nudge) website.

I hope you'll have a nice birthday dance to this song

All I kept imagining as this song was playing was the two chicks going off in the woods and rolling around lustily on a bicentennial blanket or something, their severe bangs bobbing up and down and waiting to create a Starland Vocal sandwich with the Captain serving as the proverbial meat in the middle.

CaptainChaos said:

dJJ said:

sorry, can't afford to get you an on-line recreational supply of a certain (wink wink, nudge nudge) website.

I hope you'll have a nice birthday dance to this song

All I kept imagining as this song was playing was the two chicks going off in the woods and rolling around lustily on a bicentennial blanket or something, their severe bangs bobbing up and down and waiting to create a Starland Vocal sandwich with the Captain serving as the proverbial meat in the middle.

Well, it's your birthday, so you can choose how you like it....