What is the most stalkerish or obsessive thing you've ever done over someone?

I don't mean the standard checking of their facebook account, or driving by

their house to see if they're home.

I mean, batshit crazy thing you've done?

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Does taking two days to navigate a movie festival to meet ASkars count?

I hear that meateaters smell like meat (from asian tourists). Like our BO is meaty. Maybe in other countries they smell like rice. So I gave up meat this week because I have a Prince concert Sunday, and just in case I get pulled up on stage, I don't want to smell meaty around Prince, who is vegan (I think most orgers know this).

This is extreme for me. I mean there is only a 1 in 1400 chance I get pulled up onstage. Its general admission, though and I am 5'11" I cound get to the front (I did it at other concerts).

Obsessive?

Its like Lent the sequel or something I just gave up bacon and wine for that. But that was 40 days.

violectrica said:

violectrica said:

I hear that meateaters smell like meat (from asian tourists). Like our BO is meaty. Maybe in other countries they smell like rice. So I gave up meat this week because I have a Prince concert Sunday, and just in case I get pulled up on stage, I don't want to smell meaty around Prince, who is vegan (I think most orgers know this).

This is extreme for me. I mean there is only a 1 in 1400 chance I get pulled up onstage. Its general admission, though and I am 5'11" I cound get to the front (I did it at other concerts).

Obsessive?

Its like Lent the sequel or something I just gave up bacon and wine for that. But that was 40 days.

On the off chance you're actually serious...

Meat eaters don't smell like meat generally. If you're not bathing in it or living in a BBQ shack you probably smell fine. You might have a bit of bacon breath immediately after you eat, but it will dissipate soon enough.

Secondly - Prince is not a vegan. He's been spotted eating animal products all kinds of times since that went around. He may have dabbled (and perhaps still does) but that doesn't make him one now.

CarrieMpls said:

violectrica said:

I hear that meateaters smell like meat (from asian tourists). Like our BO is meaty. Maybe in other countries they smell like rice. So I gave up meat this week because I have a Prince concert Sunday, and just in case I get pulled up on stage, I don't want to smell meaty around Prince, who is vegan (I think most orgers know this).

This is extreme for me. I mean there is only a 1 in 1400 chance I get pulled up onstage. Its general admission, though and I am 5'11" I cound get to the front (I did it at other concerts).

Obsessive?

Its like Lent the sequel or something I just gave up bacon and wine for that. But that was 40 days.

On the off chance you're actually serious...

Meat eaters don't smell like meat generally. If you're not bathing in it or living in a BBQ shack you probably smell fine. You might have a bit of bacon breath immediately after you eat, but it will dissipate soon enough.

Secondly - Prince is not a vegan. He's been spotted eating animal products all kinds of times since that went around. He may have dabbled (and perhaps still does) but that doesn't make him one now.

Oh yay. Thats cool. Still sticking with this though Im aready a lowcarber so this is upping my veggies a whole lot I feel pretty awesome.

violectrica said:

CarrieMpls said:

On the off chance you're actually serious...

Meat eaters don't smell like meat generally. If you're not bathing in it or living in a BBQ shack you probably smell fine. You might have a bit of bacon breath immediately after you eat, but it will dissipate soon enough.

Secondly - Prince is not a vegan. He's been spotted eating animal products all kinds of times since that went around. He may have dabbled (and perhaps still does) but that doesn't make him one now.

Oh yay. Thats cool. Still sticking with this though Im aready a lowcarber so this is upping my veggies a whole lot I feel pretty awesome.

Don't want to smell like meat, but willing to risk being gassy from all the veggies.

Nothinbutjoy said:

violectrica said:

Oh yay. Thats cool. Still sticking with this though Im aready a lowcarber so this is upping my veggies a whole lot I feel pretty awesome.

Don't want to smell like meat, but willing to risk being gassy from all the veggies.

I dont have gas!

violectrica said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

Don't want to smell like meat, but willing to risk being gassy from all the veggies.

I dont have gas!

I stitched their name on a teddy bear and shipped it overnight when I learned on the Internet they were sick.

No. Wait. That was you, Imago!!

Cinny said:

I stitched their name on a teddy bear and shipped it overnight when I learned on the Internet they were sick.

No. Wait. That was you, Imago!!

Chile, that is in close to the worst I've done.

Why isn't anyone posting? Y'all some sick bitches.

imago said:

Cinny said:

I stitched their name on a teddy bear and shipped it overnight when I learned on the Internet they were sick.

No. Wait. That was you, Imago!!

Chile, that is in close to the worst I've done.

imago said:

Why isn't anyone posting? Y'all some sick bitches.