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If U could lick or fellate YOURSELF ...from the PROPER vantage point...
WOULD U??? | |
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I can fellate myself. Altho' to be fair, the older you get the less supple you are so it gets more difficult to achieve. I reckon that I've a few years left yet! | |
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Cloudbuster said: I can fellate myself. Altho' to be fair, the older you get the less supple you are so it gets more difficult to achieve. I reckon that I've a few years left yet!
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Man, that would be GREAT if it could be done comfortably. But it makes my back hurt just thinking about it.
Cloudbuster. . .wow. | |
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Cloudbuster said: I can fellate myself. Altho' to be fair, the older you get the less supple you are so it gets more difficult to achieve. I reckon that I've a few years left yet!
Ditto, but it's really starting to kill my back! Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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If I could do that, I don't think I would ever leave my bedroom | |
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you fuckers that can...
Would I? Er, hello, I'd do it ALL the time man. I'd just pop into the disabled toilets (more room and privacy) while shopping for a quick sesh... I'd go to sleep and wake up the same way...'In the same position baby'. Hell yeah, I'd have tongue cramp and jaw lock if I could manage it. Oh well... will just have to imagine I can... | |
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Therapy said: you fuckers that can...
Would I? Er, hello, I'd do it ALL the time man. I'd just pop into the disabled toilets (more room and privacy) while shopping for a quick sesh... I'd go to sleep and wake up the same way...'In the same position baby'. Hell yeah, I'd have tongue cramp and jaw lock if I could manage it. Oh well... will just have to imagine I can... | |
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Cloudbuster said: Therapy said: you fuckers that can...
Would I? Er, hello, I'd do it ALL the time man. I'd just pop into the disabled toilets (more room and privacy) while shopping for a quick sesh... I'd go to sleep and wake up the same way...'In the same position baby'. Hell yeah, I'd have tongue cramp and jaw lock if I could manage it. Oh well... will just have to imagine I can... Wha...?! | |
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Therapy said: you fuckers that can...
Would I? Er, hello, I'd do it ALL the time man. I'd just pop into the disabled toilets (more room and privacy) while shopping for a quick sesh... I'd go to sleep and wake up the same way...'In the same position baby'. Hell yeah, I'd have tongue cramp and jaw lock if I could manage it. Oh well... will just have to imagine I can... Those bars would probably make it easier too... | |
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Therapy said: Cloudbuster said: Therapy said: you fuckers that can...
Would I? Er, hello, I'd do it ALL the time man. I'd just pop into the disabled toilets (more room and privacy) while shopping for a quick sesh... I'd go to sleep and wake up the same way...'In the same position baby'. Hell yeah, I'd have tongue cramp and jaw lock if I could manage it. Oh well... will just have to imagine I can... Wha...?! Er...nothing, my dear. | |
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Nikster said: Therapy said: you fuckers that can...
Would I? Er, hello, I'd do it ALL the time man. I'd just pop into the disabled toilets (more room and privacy) while shopping for a quick sesh... I'd go to sleep and wake up the same way...'In the same position baby'. Hell yeah, I'd have tongue cramp and jaw lock if I could manage it. Oh well... will just have to imagine I can... Those bars would probably make it easier too... Oh fuck that's funny, heh, heh, I see you're already rehersing it in yo mind! All that leg room as well... sometimes, they combine disabled loos with baby changing units, so TA DAH! a nice padded mat for bumski to go on | |
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I've done things in our disabled stalls as well. I will not repeat them here, but Therapy knows what I'm talking about..
Sometimes you just gotta have that quick fix at work! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: I've done things in our disabled stalls as well. I will not repeat them here, but Therapy knows what I'm talking about..
Sometimes you just gotta have that quick fix at work! You total tosser... | |
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Therapy said: INSATIABLE said: I've done things in our disabled stalls as well. I will not repeat them here, but Therapy knows what I'm talking about..
Sometimes you just gotta have that quick fix at work! You total tosser... I'm an honest girl! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Therapy said: INSATIABLE said: I've done things in our disabled stalls as well. I will not repeat them here, but Therapy knows what I'm talking about..
Sometimes you just gotta have that quick fix at work! You total tosser... I'm an honest girl! Indeed you are | |
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... i'd never leave the house ... | |
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i don't have a vagina... so why bother? | |
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I've known a friend or two who can do this.
Personally, I'd never want to experience sufficient enough boredom to explore whether I can... and if, for some reason, I found out I could, I think I'd still prefer company where the activity is regarded. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: I've known a friend or two who can do this.
Personally, I'd never want to experience sufficient enough boredom to explore whether I can... and if, for some reason, I found out I could, I think I'd still prefer company where the activity is regarded. you're a liar. every man has tried to reach down there with his mouth | |
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AaronFantastic said: Lammastide said: I've known a friend or two who can do this.
Personally, I'd never want to experience sufficient enough boredom to explore whether I can... and if, for some reason, I found out I could, I think I'd still prefer company where the activity is regarded. you're a liar. every man has tried to reach down there with his mouth They have? | |
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I have...when I was about 14.
It's nowhere near as good as someone else doing it though It's kinda like tickling yourself, you can't really do it right 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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If I could? | |
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