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I NEED TO SHAVE!!! *&#!Q^&#^!&#%!& GOD DAMN AND MOTHER OF MERCY!
I need to shave my nether area NOW! It's tickling and itching like a son of a bitch! So this is what it's like to have crabs! Lord, help me through this itchy day... and please forgive me for being too lazy the past few days in the shower! PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON MY YOUNG, SWEET SOUL!!!           
HELP!!! It's killing me!!! Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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righteous1 said: Are you OK ?It's prickly because I skipped a couple of days... SO THIS IS WHAT HELL FEELS LIKE!!! gnashing of teeth... Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: righteous1 said: Are you OK ?It's prickly because I skipped a couple of days... SO THIS IS WHAT HELL FEELS LIKE!!! gnashing of teeth... Excellent!  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Thanks 4 sharing this with us ...  I hope they gets better  JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: righteous1 said: Are you OK ?It's prickly because I skipped a couple of days... SO THIS IS WHAT HELL FEELS LIKE!!! gnashing of teeth... Excellent! FUCK YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: IceNine said: INSATIABLE said: righteous1 said: Are you OK ?It's prickly because I skipped a couple of days... SO THIS IS WHAT HELL FEELS LIKE!!! gnashing of teeth... Excellent! FUCK YOU, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! :LOL: Excellent! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: :LOL: Excellent!
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INSATIABLE said: GOD DAMN AND MOTHER OF MERCY!
I need to shave my nether area NOW! It's tickling and itching like a son of a bitch! So this is what it's like to have crabs! Lord, help me through this itchy day... and please forgive me for being too lazy the past few days in the shower! PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON MY YOUNG, SWEET SOUL!!!
HELP!!! It's killing me!!! Actually, a few days after I shave, just when it starts to grow back is when it seems to itch like hell. Same goes for facial hair too. If you have crabs shaving isnt gonna clear it LOL.  | |
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Simma down now, it's all good.
If you need help Insatible just call on a brutha. I've been shaving for years, I think I got it down by now.  *********************************************
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Tom said: Actually, a few days after I shave, just when it starts to grow back is when it seems to itch like hell. Same goes for facial hair too. If you have crabs shaving isnt gonna clear it LOL. 
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righteous1 said: Simma down now, it's all good.
If you need help Insatible just call on a brutha. I've been shaving for years, I think I got it down by now. What's your damn number? I'm at the switchboard at work, but it's a large desk. Several people could fit under it. Please... I'll pay you back if you go out and buy a razor and anything that lathers! :onmykneesbegging: Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: righteous1 said: Simma down now, it's all good.
If you need help Insatible just call on a brutha. I've been shaving for years, I think I got it down by now. What's your damn number? I'm at the switchboard at work, but it's a large desk. Several people could fit under it. Please... I'll pay you back if you go out and buy a razor and anything that lathers! :onmykneesbegging: Don't worry bout payment. This brutha comes prepared. Would you like double or triple edge razor maddam *********************************************
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righteous1 said: INSATIABLE said: righteous1 said: Simma down now, it's all good.
If you need help Insatible just call on a brutha. I've been shaving for years, I think I got it down by now. What's your damn number? I'm at the switchboard at work, but it's a large desk. Several people could fit under it. Please... I'll pay you back if you go out and buy a razor and anything that lathers! :onmykneesbegging: Don't worry bout payment. This brutha comes prepared. Would you like double or triple edge razor maddam Triple if you've got it. Smoother shave.  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: righteous1 said: INSATIABLE said: righteous1 said: Simma down now, it's all good.
If you need help Insatible just call on a brutha. I've been shaving for years, I think I got it down by now. What's your damn number? I'm at the switchboard at work, but it's a large desk. Several people could fit under it. Please... I'll pay you back if you go out and buy a razor and anything that lathers! :onmykneesbegging: Don't worry bout payment. This brutha comes prepared. Would you like double or triple edge razor maddam Triple if you've got it. Smoother shave. I'm good, You should see the magic I can work with a double. My face is still smooth from my weekend shave *********************************************
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righteous1 said: I'm good, You should see the magic I can work with a double. My face is still smooth from my weekend shave wow! :O Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: righteous1 said: I'm good, You should see the magic I can work with a double. My face is still smooth from my weekend shave wow! :O Just trust me hon. Baby butt smooth is the only way to go  *********************************************
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righteous1 said: INSATIABLE said: righteous1 said: I'm good, You should see the magic I can work with a double. My face is still smooth from my weekend shave wow! :O Just trust me hon. Baby butt smooth is the only way to go :O True.  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: righteous1 said: INSATIABLE said: righteous1 said: I'm good, You should see the magic I can work with a double. My face is still smooth from my weekend shave wow! :O Just trust me hon. Baby butt smooth is the only way to go :O True. I always preach the truth. The truth shall set you free. *********************************************
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Oh my god! This thread is better than any of MrBliss's attemps. | |
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althom said: Oh my god! This thread is better than any of MrBliss's attemps.
Hey, just being honest. Let's go kick his but in his "Everyone's threads suck" thread. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: althom said: Oh my god! This thread is better than any of MrBliss's attemps.
Hey, just being honest. Let's go kick his but in his "Everyone's threads suck" thread. Thanks to Righteous1 and his army of razors and shaving cream. *********************************************
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