CaptainChaos said:

Timmy84 said:

Just in case anyone don't know, Jenna's an ex-porn star now.

It's like when Michael Jordan retired; just too good to stay away from something that she was obviously born to do.

We need to get Jenna freed so she can go back to giving really good loving to hairy, bad-acting dudes and monotone line reading fembots.

Well she seems better at retirement than Jordan since it's been 5 years.

Timmy84 said:

CaptainChaos said:

It's like when Michael Jordan retired; just too good to stay away from something that she was obviously born to do.

We need to get Jenna freed so she can go back to giving really good loving to hairy, bad-acting dudes and monotone line reading fembots.

Well she seems better at retirement than Jordan since it's been 5 years.

This cannot be accurate. I recall seeing "Jenna Meets Kobe" only two years ago, where Ms. Jameson did more than just meet Ms. Kobe Tai.

CaptainChaos said:

Timmy84 said:

Well she seems better at retirement than Jordan since it's been 5 years.

This cannot be accurate. I recall seeing "Jenna Meets Kobe" only two years ago, where Ms. Jameson did more than just meet Ms. Kobe Tai.

Check the dates again.

CaptainChaos said:

Timmy84 said:

Well she seems better at retirement than Jordan since it's been 5 years.

This cannot be accurate. I recall seeing "Jenna Meets Kobe" only two years ago, where Ms. Jameson did more than just meet Ms. Kobe Tai.

fucking amazing! Jordan certainly couldn't take Kobe at this point!

Jenna don't need no money, though. At least, not unless she burned through a rather sizeable fortune. And if that's the case, leave her there.

Timmy84 said:

CaptainChaos said:

This cannot be accurate. I recall seeing "Jenna Meets Kobe" only two years ago, where Ms. Jameson did more than just meet Ms. Kobe Tai.

Check the dates again.

Come to think of it, the Captain does remember a reference to Bush's first term somewhere in the middle of all the action. There were a lot of great scences in that meeting of the porn titans but oddly there was a lot of geopolitical discussion as well.

Cerebus said:

Jenna don't need no money, though. At least, not unless she burned through a rather sizeable fortune. And if that's the case, leave her there.

Yes, but think of how grateful she'll be, seeing a certain strapping young Captain, standing there holding her bail check for $282. She will be overwhelmed with gratitude and will simply not be able to thank me in any way she can think of. Then she'll ask the Captain, "Unless you can think of a way that I can thank you." And then the Captain will present an alphabetized list of ways that Ms. Jameson can thank him.

The Org must realize that the Captain plans these things out very meticulously.

NO offense Capt , but a man of your stature should realize that Jenna has been ridden more than Seattle Slew and she is DUN ... put a fork in her . DUN .

You ought to think about checking out some quality porn - I always prefer the German Mature series or amateur swinging stuff .

ColAngus said:

NO offense Capt , but a man of your stature should realize that Jenna has been ridden more than Seattle Slew and she is DUN ... put a fork in her . DUN .

You ought to think about checking out some quality porn - I always prefer the German Mature series or amateur swinging stuff .

I thought she did more Girl/Girl movies than Girl/Guy movies

ColAngus said:

NO offense Capt , but a man of your stature should realize that Jenna has been ridden more than Seattle Slew and she is DUN ... put a fork in her . DUN .

You ought to think about checking out some quality porn - I always prefer the German Mature series or amateur swinging stuff .

You present an intriguing point. Jenna is kind of old news. She has always been so damn good at what she does, such a legend in the field or porntification. But maybe it's about letting go for the Captain. Time to move on...

No screw that. Jenna is an American Hero!!! Free Jenna!!!

Alright, the Captain has moved on. I am sure Ms. Jameson has been freed from her bondage by this point. Twas just a dream for the Captain. Sure, I can get just about any lady I want with a mixture of my quick wit and "have to look at it three times to make sure it is not some sort of prosthetic" size penis. But Jenna, you know watching her all these years...all the things she knows how to do and what not. She'll always have a special place in my heart, even when she's doing episodes of ABC's "Dive".

isn't she married to tito ortiz?... she'd be better off in jail

MoBetterBliss said:

isn't she married to tito ortiz?... she'd be better off in jail

It's only because she didn't meet the Captain first. Usually, I only give my ladies 24 hours to ride the magic love pole. I would have given her at least a week. Maybe even two. Missed opportunities...

MoBetterBliss said:

isn't she married to tito ortiz?... she'd be better off in jail

Last time I heard, they've long divorced.

Man, I learn so much about porn stars on this site...

purplethunder3121 said:

Man, I learn so much about porn stars on this site...

If it were up to the Captain, the whole site would be about porn stars and how freakishly large I am in the pants.