This is not totally a question but more a funny story(Geesh i am becoming the king of lame stories around here)

Anywho so a homie of mine recently had his brother come down from China and his brother is cool(Yes pretty cute as well) and we all went to the gym and hungout a bit so i gave his brother my number.

Now his brother starts flirting with me... which i feel uneasy on cause well it's my friend's brother i just feel wrong i guess if i flirted back

And today i was at work and he left me a bunch of texts... i just got to reading this one ''Yu can cumz fucks mes like man i dick want you to fuck me hrd feel it in my guts fuk me hard i won't tell muy brther''

Besides the drunk people from the weekend i keep getting people acting all weird towards me.. maybe it's the heat? but got damn how do i respond to all that

And his brother has NO IDEA he thinks he is an innocent christian boy but his brother is kind of a hoe as well... in his own loving way

Life is strange sometimes...

[Edited 4/3/13 20:16pm]

Chile, I think you're going through your second adolescence.

For those of you straight or bi folks, a second adolescence is when homosexuals go through a sexual exploration phase--about 5 to 10 years after the straight folks. So, the things straights and bis generally did in the open in their teens, gays tend to do later post-college.

If he's chinese, fuck him. Chinese are hot as fuck---Just touching their skin feel....incredible.

imago said:

Chile, I think you're going through your second adolescence.

For those of you straight or bi folks, a second adolescence is when homosexuals go through a sexual exploration phase--about 5 to 10 years after the straight folks. So, the things straights and bis generally did in the open in their teens, gays tend to do later post-college.

If he's chinese, fuck him. Chinese are hot as fuck---Just touching their skin feel....incredible.

As shallow as it sounds since working out with a trainer for about 7 months(Damn sorry i bring this up all the time yall ) i will admit i have gotten moe guys interested in me... strangely.

But still he is my friend's brother i just can't... and homeboy blew up my phone at work and i worked 10 hours today... 6 of those he sent texts i had to turn my phone on airplane mode.

You gotta get your quota of nuts in by the end of the year somehow.

Gunsnhalen said:

imago said:

Chile, I think you're going through your second adolescence.

For those of you straight or bi folks, a second adolescence is when homosexuals go through a sexual exploration phase--about 5 to 10 years after the straight folks. So, the things straights and bis generally did in the open in their teens, gays tend to do later post-college.

If he's chinese, fuck him. Chinese are hot as fuck---Just touching their skin feel....incredible.

As shallow as it sounds since working out with a trainer for about 7 months(Damn sorry i bring this up all the time yall ) i will admit i have gotten moe guys interested in me... strangely.

But still he is my friend's brother i just can't... and homeboy blew up my phone at work and i worked 10 hours today... 6 of those he sent texts i had to turn my phone on airplane mode.

Look, there is NOTHING wrong with being happy with your looks and taking advantage of that.

Like I told Dave1992 regardings his hyper-handsome looks: You were placed on this earth to remind all of the ugly people about all the things that is wrong with them. If they can't see this and appreciate it, then fuck them.

maybe his english is really bad and he was just asking if you'd like to catch a movie with him

MoBetterBliss said:

maybe his english is really bad and he was just asking if you'd like to catch a movie with him

i just died i can't breath

Cuddles said:

You gotta get your quota of nuts in by the end of the year somehow.

Yes praise cuddles in his words of wisdom TAKE ME TO CHURCH

gunshalen!!

i am so jealous of you.

Ain't no shit like this happening to me. I try and try, but no. But go for it thought! play safe as always.

Gunsnhalen said:

This is not totally a question but more a funny story(Geesh i am becoming the king of lame stories around here)

Anywho so a homie of mine recently had his brother come down from China and his brother is cool(Yes pretty cute as well) and we all went to the gym and hungout a bit so i gave his brother my number.

Now his brother starts flirting with me... which i feel uneasy on cause well it's my friend's brother i just feel wrong i guess if i flirted back

And today i was at work and he left me a bunch of texts... i just got to reading this one ''Yu can cumz fucks mes like man i dick want you to fuck me hrd feel it in my guts fuk me hard i won't tell muy brther''

Besides the drunk people from the weekend i keep getting people acting all weird towards me.. maybe it's the heat? but got damn how do i respond to all that

And his brother has NO IDEA he thinks he is an innocent christian boy but his brother is kind of a hoe as well... in his own loving way

Life is strange sometimes...

[Edited 4/3/13 20:16pm]

Forward the texts to his brother

luv4u said:

Forward the texts to his brother

He can't

He put his phone on airplane mode and it flew out of the window

PANDURITO said:

luv4u said:

Forward the texts to his brother

He can't

He put his phone on airplane mode and it flew out of the window

I Can't even...

MoBetterBliss said:

maybe his english is really bad and he was just asking if you'd like to catch a movie with him

OMG!!!!!

Tokyo89 said:

MoBetterBliss said:

maybe his english is really bad and he was just asking if you'd like to catch a movie with him

OMG!!!!!

Actually, this is a problem.

Once, this cute guy (Thai/Chinese) kept aksing me, "May I eat?" which was his way of saying, "I want to give you a blowjob."

I was pleasantly surprised when I figured it out, and of course he got a free English lesson.

imago said:

Tokyo89 said:

OMG!!!!!

Actually, this is a problem.

Once, this cute guy (Thai/Chinese) kept aksing me, "May I eat?" which was his way of saying, "I want to give you a blowjob."

I was pleasantly surprised when I figured it out, and of course he got a free English lesson.

Too bad it wasn't a rim-job

But i am sure you got tons of tail back in the day with your Brandon Lee porn star lookin ass.

Matters if he ate his peas.