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If you were a whore or a rent boy... What sexual acts would you offer and how much would you charge for them?
And which Orgers would you want as your 'customers'? Personally, my rates would be; Hand job - £20.00 to sexy people/£40.00 to ugly fuckers. Blow job(giving) - £60.00 to sexy people/£80.00 to ugly fuckers. Full-on - £200.00 to sexy people/£NOFUCKING.WAY to ugly fuckers. Electric Shock to the genitals - £40.00 to sexy people/£FREE to ugly fuckers. All Orgers would be welcome as my 'customers'. | |
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ChocolateInvasion said: Should I charge you £60 or £80? | |
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A friend of a friend used to get £200 a time for pooping on some old guy 
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Pochacco said: A friend of a friend used to get £200 a time for pooping on some old guy
Much love PochaccoThat's a bargain. You quoted MrBliss £400 for the same act. | |
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Haystack said: ChocolateInvasion said: Should I charge you £60 or £80? Guess I should charge you! But, for the effort I'll give you some coupons... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Haystack said: Pochacco said: A friend of a friend used to get £200 a time for pooping on some old guy
Much love PochaccoThat's a bargain. You quoted MrBliss £400 for the same act. Did it to him for 350, so I've got the job now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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That would depend on the person !! Only Hamsters go come for free !! Futuristic Fantasy | |
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Haystack said If you were a whore or a rent boy...
No one could afford me.  |
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moderatorDon't quit your current job.
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$$$ - to ugly fuckers
RAOTFLMAO | |
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How can you give head to someone you find unattractive??? 
I don't think I'm cut out to be a whore
I like your cowboy hat... . [This message was edited Fri Mar 7 6:45:29 PST 2003 by CalhounSq]   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Haystack said: What sexual acts would you offer and how much would you charge for them?
And which Orgers would you want as your 'customers'? Personally, my rates would be; Hand job - £20.00 to sexy people/£40.00 to ugly fuckers. Blow job(giving) - £60.00 to sexy people/£80.00 to ugly fuckers. Full-on - £200.00 to sexy people/£NOFUCKING.WAY to ugly fuckers. Electric Shock to the genitals - £40.00 to sexy people/£FREE to ugly fuckers. All Orgers would be welcome as my 'customers'. "WHY JANE, YOU CHEAP LIL PIECE OF RENTAL MEAT..." I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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Fhunkin said: That would depend on the person !! Only Hamsters go come for free !!
 , once they enter your house, never leave...
And take two cats with them... | |
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where's aaron? he's got to be the expert around here i reckon...
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i hope they can afford $500 per stroke.. | |
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I hear christopher is pretty cheap | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: I hear christopher is pretty cheap
omg i am not...5000 dollas per boink is not cheap... 
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Christopher said: MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: I hear christopher is pretty cheap
omg i am not...5000 dollas per boink is not cheap...
. . [This message was edited Mon Mar 10 23:44:43 PST 2003 by Christopher] per boink | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: I hear christopher is pretty cheap
He just wants to be a kept boy in London... | |
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ChocolateInvasion said: Haystack said: Pochacco said: A friend of a friend used to get £200 a time for pooping on some old guy
Much love PochaccoThat's a bargain. You quoted MrBliss £400 for the same act. Did it to him for 350, so I've got the job now. He lets me do it for pure fun. No charge!! Does that mean he loves me? | |
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Cloudbuster said: Now I know your rates Haystack, could I get a discount on a blow job? Cos I'm short of cash after wasting it all in the casino and I'm desperate for some kind of physical contact.
No, £80.00 to you | |
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Haystack said: What sexual acts would you offer and how much would you charge for them?
And which Orgers would you want as your 'customers'? Personally, my rates would be; Hand job - £20.00 to sexy people/£40.00 to ugly fuckers. Blow job(giving) - £60.00 to sexy people/£80.00 to ugly fuckers. Full-on - £200.00 to sexy people/£NOFUCKING.WAY to ugly fuckers. Electric Shock to the genitals - £40.00 to sexy people/£FREE to ugly fuckers. All Orgers would be welcome as my 'customers'. dayumn u have a low price... set like dis: hand job: 50$ for sexy ppl/ 75$ for ugly ppl all: 1500$ for sexy ppl/ 3500$ for ugly ppl i can asume ur sexy, so do the sex like u do everything else; xpensive and goood...  | |
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June7 said: Haystack said If you were a whore or a rent boy...
No one could afford me. yeah, dat's whut i'm saying>!!! | |
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HerRoyalBadness said: Haystack said: What sexual acts would you offer and how much would you charge for them?
And which Orgers would you want as your 'customers'? Personally, my rates would be; Hand job - £20.00 to sexy people/£40.00 to ugly fuckers. Blow job(giving) - £60.00 to sexy people/£80.00 to ugly fuckers. Full-on - £200.00 to sexy people/£NOFUCKING.WAY to ugly fuckers. Electric Shock to the genitals - £40.00 to sexy people/£FREE to ugly fuckers. All Orgers would be welcome as my 'customers'. dayumn u have a low price... set like dis: hand job: 50$ for sexy ppl/ 75$ for ugly ppl all: 1500$ for sexy ppl/ 3500$ for ugly ppl i can asume ur sexy, so do the sex like u do everything else; xpensive and goood... Got to ask. How come you know that I have a low price? | |
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Haystack said: Cloudbuster, will you marry me?
No. | |
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Cloudbuster said: If you put kittens in plastic bags and seal the bags at the neck, the kittens stop squirming after a few minutes and start to go hard and cold. Why is that?
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Haystack said: My finger just went through the toilet paper. I love it when that happens.
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