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Raising Bail for Jenna Jameson Captain here. An emergency of national (and perhaps international) proportions has occured. Queen of Porn (and the Captain's heart) Jenna Jameson has been arrested in Las Vegas for assaulting someone. The Captain knows that Ms. Jameson is innocent and I'm currently doing what I can to raise bail for the huge knockered diva. The Captain has already donated some valuable fluids to a few agencies in need and I'm thinking of putting some plaster casts of my member on eBay in case anyone is interested.
I will post urgent updates as this very troubling story develops.
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Could we do maybe an Org telethon to raise bail money? Jenna has given a lot to this world. The sheer number of "inspirational moments" she has provided for the Captain numbers in the thousands. I know others of you out there have appreciated her work and I'm sure no one here on the Org wants to to see her locked up in a jail cell. Unless of course it is in a clothing optional women's prison with really nice showers and a hot female dominatrix warden who has had an eye on the "fresh meat" since she arrived and needs to see Ms. Jenna in her office for some discipline.
Wait let me write that down...that was hot! Okay back to the very important subject at hand. Please dig deep and give anything you can, Org. [Edited 4/7/13 17:12pm] 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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You heartless bastards! No outcry, no demand for justice. The Captain is outraged!
Look into this women's eyes (or anything that she has a large pair of) and join me in freeing Jenna from the bonds of imprisonment.
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Mods, make this shit a sticky. | |
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99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment |
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hate to say this ... but at 39 .. jenna is lookin alil weathered ...
the latest photos of her ... well .... sigh .
(and i generally love older gals ) Colonel Angus may be smelly. colonel angus may be a little rough . but deep down ... Colonel angus is very sweet. |
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I'm in. |
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Those, sir, are fighting words!
Ms. Jameson is like a bottle of Boone's Farm Apple Wine...she just gets better with age! 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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Last time I saw her, she looked like a twig. Looks nothing like she did in her heyday at all... | |
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@ the title...
The woman has slept with like 10,000 people! Screw Bon Jovi, Ms. Jameson has truly seen a million faces and rocked them all. There should be monuments built with her likeness on every street corner.
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Porno movie industry has money. They can bail her out.
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moderatorShe should ask Romney to bail her out, in return for all the help she gave his campaign. Facebook, I haz it - https://www.facebook.com/Nikster1969
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Yes but think of how much she would appreciate the Captain if I came up with the funds.
I have a whole scenario drawn up...remember what she did with that refrigerator repairman on "Jenna Does Jacksonville Part 7". Well, something like that except twice. 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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Have u had any bids on eBay yet? I will start with an offer of $2.00 and that's Aussie bucks which works out to be around $5000 us And I'm sure it's not really her fault If u turn around in a crowded area with titts like that u r sure to knock someone out or cause permanent eye damage. - It nearly happened to me once but lucky for me i had a padded bra on and his head bounced right off.  mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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eBay apparently has some sort of "policy" about putting "plaster casts of extra large members" on their precious little site. Something about being "offensive to all people of common decency". Working on negotiations now. 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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eBay apparently has some sort of "policy" about putting "plaster casts of extra large members" on their precious little site. Something about being "offensive to all people of common decency". Working on negotiations now. If u advertise it as a door stopper or garden gnome of some sort it will b ok mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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She's made more than enuff $ shooting porn for anyone to need to help her raise bail funds....let alone ask my broke ass. Her tits r like turnips....I bet I could squeeze some $ outta them. And.....along with her Pops, I could also pick her pussy out of lime-up.[list] | |
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Jenna is cool, I thought she had mob ties in Vegas,
Jenna Marie Massoli (she needs to use her italian name)
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Is that how she looks now? Last time I saw her, she lost a lot of weight and shit. Almost didn't recognize her. Thought she was on that shit. | |
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Of course, Jenna could take the profits she has made from porn and probably bail herself out but don't we owe it to her, don't we owe to porn, don't we owe it to penises everywhere to free Ms. Jameson from this travesty of justice. 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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It's been all used up and buttered, unless she returns to do Granny shows the industry has no place for her. Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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INFIDEL!!! 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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There are some good lookin' grannies out there, although I prefer never to know the name of Girls I'm viewing. All I want them to do is lick it, stick it, suck it and moan and I will be pleased. Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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OK, the Captain forgives you. Thank you for the further elaboration. 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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Just in case anyone don't know, Jenna's an ex-porn star now. | |
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It's like when Michael Jordan retired; just too good to stay away from something that she was obviously born to do.
We need to get Jenna freed so she can go back to giving really good loving to hairy, bad-acting dudes and monotone line reading fembots.
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