My nostrils are GYNORMOUS in coparison to my otherwise regular sized nose.

It's really sort of strange.

They also flare up to indicate changes in emotional states.

For example if I find something suprising or amusing, they will sort of

dialate in this semi-rythmic patter to alert you.

I'm afraid, if not for my nostrils, I might have a poker face--but the

expressiveness of my nostrils dooms me to wear my heart on my

sleeve.

And when I am upset or scared, seem to try and envelope the air around

them, much like a cone snail does to its prey after it has stung it with

its probiscus and deadly venom.

The maintenance on the hairs inside my nostrils are also tiresome. My nose

hair grows far too quickly, and has a tendancy to tickle me when I breath.

I can not wait for your input.

This thread is just an excuse for YOU to tell US about YOUR NOSTRILS.

ISN'T IT?

And when I am upset or scared, seem to try and envelope the air around

them, much like a cone snail does to its prey after it has stung it with

its probiscus and deadly venom.

yes. that's exactly the way my nose is too

RodeoSchro said:

This thread is just an excuse for YOU to tell US about YOUR NOSTRILS.

ISN'T IT?

Better than your excuse telling us about how bad porn is

RodeoSchro said:

This thread is just an excuse for YOU to tell US about YOUR NOSTRILS.

ISN'T IT?

You are partially correct.

iaminparties said:

RodeoSchro said:

This thread is just an excuse for YOU to tell US about YOUR NOSTRILS.

ISN'T IT?

Better than your excuse telling us about how bad porn is

I don't need an excuse for that.

In fact, I was thinking - if you like porn, then you would have absolutely no problem with your own son or daughter f***ing people on camera for money. I mean, all the porn "stars" are the sons and daughters of someone, right?

So if you think it's OK for THEIR kids to f*** for money, then you'd have no problem with your OWN kids doing porn.

Because, I am CERTAIN that all porn watchers are not hypocrites in any way.

This goes out to all you porn watchers. Let me know how proud you are when your own kids start acting in porn movies.

RodeoSchro said:

iaminparties said:

Better than your excuse telling us about how bad porn is

I don't need an excuse for that.

In fact, I was thinking - if you like porn, then you would have absolutely no problem with your own son or daughter f***ing people on camera for money. I mean, all the porn "stars" are the sons and daughters of someone, right?

So if you think it's OK for THEIR kids to f*** for money, then you'd have no problem with your OWN kids doing porn.

Because, I am CERTAIN that all porn watchers are not hypocrites in any way.

This goes out to all you porn watchers. Let me know how proud you are when your own kids start acting in porn movies.

I understand you don´t like porn but what´s with the aggressive tone lately?

Check this out :

http://www.vice.com/read/...n-together

Porn queen Belladonna (who was raised as a Mormon) said in an interview that she´d talk very openly with her daughter in case she ever considered doing porn, and she´d give her advice.

That´s pretty much like a basketball legend saying that he´d give his son some good advice if he ever considered being a pro NBA athlete, isn´t it ?

You complained about what JustErin said to you (something that you obviously misunderstood), and here you come with a tirade that is not much better than what you accused her of doing.

Isn´t that hypocritical as well?

Thousands, no, millions of "kids" fuck for money without doing porn, and I´m not talking about prostitution.

Far be it from me to defend porn (but I don´t criticize it either) but what happened to "live and let live" ?

Would you criticize someone who watches NFL games? Or someone who´d allow his son to play in the NFL? With all the pressure, the steroids, the injuries, the corruption of character through fame?

NBA/porn edit

[Edited 3/19/13 8:28am]

KoolEaze said:

RodeoSchro said:

I don't need an excuse for that.

In fact, I was thinking - if you like porn, then you would have absolutely no problem with your own son or daughter f***ing people on camera for money. I mean, all the porn "stars" are the sons and daughters of someone, right?

So if you think it's OK for THEIR kids to f*** for money, then you'd have no problem with your OWN kids doing porn.

Because, I am CERTAIN that all porn watchers are not hypocrites in any way.

This goes out to all you porn watchers. Let me know how proud you are when your own kids start acting in porn movies.

I understand you don´t like porn but what´s with the aggressive tone lately?

Check this out :

http://www.vice.com/read/...n-together

Porn queen Belladonna (who was raised as a Mormon) said in an interview that she´d talk very openly with her daughter in case she ever considered doing porn, and she´d give her advice.

That´s pretty much like a basketball legend saying that he´d give his son some good advice if he ever considered being a pro NBA athlete, isn´t it ?

You complained about what JustErin said to you (something that you obviously misunderstood), and here you come with a tirade that is not much better than what you accused her of doing.

Isn´t that hypocritical as well?

Thousands, no, millions of "kids" fuck for money without doing porn, and I´m not talking about prostitution.

Far be it from me to defend porn (but I don´t criticize it either) but what happened to "live and let live" ?

Would you criticize someone who watches NFL games? Or someone who´d allow his son to play in the NFL? With all the pressure, the steroids, the injuries, the corruption of character through fame?

NBA/porn edit

[Edited 3/19/13 8:28am]

I didn't misunderstand a thing JustErin said, and I know (well, I FREAKING HOPE) she was joking. But there are some things you just don't joke about - EVER. What makes it worse is that she is a parent, too. I can see how a non-parent might think joking about screwing your own kids could be in some perverse way funny, but I am honestly flabbergasted that another parent could possilby think that's a subject fit for humor. It's not, and that was flat-out wrong.

Anyway, I am not talking about one porn "star" telling her kids to go f*** for money. I mean, if they're screwed-up enough to be a porn actor/actress, then they're probably screwed up enough to not care/understand/comprehend what leading their kids into that life really means.

What I am talking about is all the porn AUDIENCE. They have no problem watching someone else's sons and daughters f*** for money, so let's see how they'd feel if their own child said, "Mommy, I am going to go f*** guys on camera for money! Just like the guys and girls you watch on your porn videos!"

I'd like to hear the JustErin's of the world say, "Yeah, I'm OK if my child wants to receive facials for a living".

You think that's what they would say in that situation?

iaminparties said:

Better than your excuse telling us about how bad porn is

You did not need to pull that bullshit in this thread

[Edited 3/19/13 9:11am]

I'm pretty sure my kid would be giving the facials not receiving them.

But regardless, if my son (as an adult) really felt that he wanted to make porn for a living, I'd accept it.

All I really care about is that he stays healthy, drug free and happy and as long as he's engaging in consensual acts with another adult, I'll be ok with it.

And my nostrils are fantastic.

RodeoSchro said:

KoolEaze said:

I understand you don´t like porn but what´s with the aggressive tone lately?

Check this out :

http://www.vice.com/read/...n-together

Porn queen Belladonna (who was raised as a Mormon) said in an interview that she´d talk very openly with her daughter in case she ever considered doing porn, and she´d give her advice.

That´s pretty much like a basketball legend saying that he´d give his son some good advice if he ever considered being a pro NBA athlete, isn´t it ?

You complained about what JustErin said to you (something that you obviously misunderstood), and here you come with a tirade that is not much better than what you accused her of doing.

Isn´t that hypocritical as well?

Thousands, no, millions of "kids" fuck for money without doing porn, and I´m not talking about prostitution.

Far be it from me to defend porn (but I don´t criticize it either) but what happened to "live and let live" ?

Would you criticize someone who watches NFL games? Or someone who´d allow his son to play in the NFL? With all the pressure, the steroids, the injuries, the corruption of character through fame?

NBA/porn edit

[Edited 3/19/13 8:28am]

I didn't misunderstand a thing JustErin said, and I know (well, I FREAKING HOPE) she was joking. But there are some things you just don't joke about - EVER. What makes it worse is that she is a parent, too. I can see how a non-parent might think joking about screwing your own kids could be in some perverse way funny, but I am honestly flabbergasted that another parent could possilby think that's a subject fit for humor. It's not, and that was flat-out wrong.

Anyway, I am not talking about one porn "star" telling her kids to go f*** for money. I mean, if they're screwed-up enough to be a porn actor/actress, then they're probably screwed up enough to not care/understand/comprehend what leading their kids into that life really means.

What I am talking about is all the porn AUDIENCE. They have no problem watching someone else's sons and daughters f*** for money, so let's see how they'd feel if their own child said, "Mommy, I am going to go f*** guys on camera for money! Just like the guys and girls you watch on your porn videos!"

I'd like to hear the JustErin's of the world say, "Yeah, I'm OK if my child wants to receive facials for a living".

You think that's what they would say in that situation?

Not all porn is the same, and not all porn performers are the same.

Remember when Laurence Fishburne´s daughter Montana wanted to do porn to become more famous and how devastated Mr.Fishburne was? It was HER decision, and he disowned her, and her "career" didn´t even take off and all she got from that experience was people laughing about her acne ass. She came across as confused and not really 100% behind her decision and ended up having regrets. And the whole thing was just a very, very shady affair.

Then again you have people who are very determined to change everything you know about women in porn and sex in general and who are very aware of what they are doing and how they want to do it, and I respect their individual decision. It may or may not be my cup of tea but who am I to criticize people who have outgrown my old fashioned ways of how I judge sex in the 21st century?

Their parents can´t be blamed.

And I don´t think that porn consumers have to support their kids doing porn in order to justify their own fondness of porn ( then again, some would, and that just goes to show you that they probably have a very close bond with their kids).

Like I said in my example above, some watch NFL games or boxing and enjoy it, but they wouldn´t want to encourage their kids to become a professional boxer because they are aware of the dangers.

Bottom line is that everybody is free to choose what´s best for him or her.

Imago´s threads often go into the most unexpected directions.

Anyway, to get back on topic...my nose looks just fine, perfect shape as far as I´m concerned, not to big, not too small, no excess hair.It looks very international...not really specific to any race or ethnic group, neither black or white or brown or Asian, just very international.

In fact it looks so good I could star in some nose porn.

KoolEaze said:

Imago´s threads often go into the most unexpected directions.

Anyway, to get back on topic...my nose looks just fine, perfect shape as far as I´m concerned, not to big, not too small, no excess hair.It looks very international...not really specific to any race or ethnic group, neither black or white or brown or Asian, just very international.

In fact it looks so good I could star in some nose porn.

oh hey, nostril porn is very trending

KoolEaze said:

RodeoSchro said:

I didn't misunderstand a thing JustErin said, and I know (well, I FREAKING HOPE) she was joking. But there are some things you just don't joke about - EVER. What makes it worse is that she is a parent, too. I can see how a non-parent might think joking about screwing your own kids could be in some perverse way funny, but I am honestly flabbergasted that another parent could possilby think that's a subject fit for humor. It's not, and that was flat-out wrong.

Anyway, I am not talking about one porn "star" telling her kids to go f*** for money. I mean, if they're screwed-up enough to be a porn actor/actress, then they're probably screwed up enough to not care/understand/comprehend what leading their kids into that life really means.

What I am talking about is all the porn AUDIENCE. They have no problem watching someone else's sons and daughters f*** for money, so let's see how they'd feel if their own child said, "Mommy, I am going to go f*** guys on camera for money! Just like the guys and girls you watch on your porn videos!"

I'd like to hear the JustErin's of the world say, "Yeah, I'm OK if my child wants to receive facials for a living".

You think that's what they would say in that situation?

Not all porn is the same, and not all porn performers are the same.

Remember when Laurence Fishburne´s daughter Montana wanted to do porn to become more famous and how devastated Mr.Fishburne was? It was HER decision, and he disowned her, and her "career" didn´t even take off and all she got from that experience was people laughing about her acne ass. She came across as confused and not really 100% behind her decision and ended up having regrets. And the whole thing was just a very, very shady affair.

Then again you have people who are very determined to change everything you know about women in porn and sex in general and who are very aware of what they are doing and how they want to do it, and I respect their individual decision. It may or may not be my cup of tea but who am I to criticize people who have outgrown my old fashioned ways of how I judge sex in the 21st century?

Their parents can´t be blamed.

And I don´t think that porn consumers have to support their kids doing porn in order to justify their own fondness of porn ( then again, some would, and that just goes to show you that they probably have a very close bond with their kids).

Like I said in my example above, some watch NFL games or boxing and enjoy it, but they wouldn´t want to encourage their kids to become a professional boxer because they are aware of the dangers.

Bottom line is that everybody is free to choose what´s best for him or her.

I get where you're coming from but I have a pretty solid feeling that most porn watchers would be horrified if their kids came home and said they'd like to drink jizz for money. They want other peoples' kids to do that, not their own.

BTW, I have phenomenal nostrils but then again I did have one great nose job many years ago.

KoolEaze said:

Imago´s threads often go into the most unexpected directions.

Anyway, to get back on topic...my nose looks just fine, perfect shape as far as I´m concerned, not to big, not too small, no excess hair.It looks very international...not really specific to any race or ethnic group, neither black or white or brown or Asian, just very international.

In fact it looks so good I could star in some nose porn.

Let the record reflect that it was iaminparties that sent it this way!

This thread is very hard to follow.

It started off as a simple vanity piece, expanded into political and spiritual realms, only to end up being about nose-porn.

At this point, I feel as if the various twists and turns, as odd and often embarassing as they appear at first glance, are the only thing keeping this thread alive.

I would like to commend kooleze in trying to tie all the elements together in one neat little package.

imago said:

This thread is very hard to follow.

It started off as a simple vanity piece, expanded into political and spiritual realms, only to end up being about nose-porn.

At this point, I feel as if the various twists and turns, as odd and often embarassing as they appear at first glance, are the only thing keeping this thread alive.

I would like to commend kooleze in trying to tie all the elements together in one neat little package.

You really should have included a picture of your nostrils to spice it up...

LadyCasanova said:

imago said:

This thread is very hard to follow.

It started off as a simple vanity piece, expanded into political and spiritual realms, only to end up being about nose-porn.

At this point, I feel as if the various twists and turns, as odd and often embarassing as they appear at first glance, are the only thing keeping this thread alive.

I would like to commend kooleze in trying to tie all the elements together in one neat little package.

You really should have included a picture of your nostrils to spice it up...

After what you said about my happy trail, I'm not sure I have enough pride left in me to do that.

imago said:

LadyCasanova said:

You really should have included a picture of your nostrils to spice it up...

After what you said about my happy trail, I'm not sure I have enough pride left in me to do that.

I really enjoyed the eye shot you shared.

Do men trim their nose hairs?

luv4u said:

Do men trim their nose hairs?

Only the ones that care about how they look.

And yes, that goes for ear hair too!

1) Nostrils?! Yes, they are spectacular and they are real.

2) Rodeoschro probably wouldn't like the Family Guy show at all. There is no boundaries for their sense of humor. ( My kind of humor.)

3)JustErin's nose is fantastic-So is her under boob.

4)Kewlschool will never allow hairy ears on himself. If ever needed, I know they have procedures to remove unwanted hair.

LadyCasanova said:

iaminparties said:

Better than your excuse telling us about how bad porn is

You did not need to pull that bullshit in this thread

[Edited 3/19/13 9:11am]

Please Love My Dan

Porn Star Noses

I saved this thread from oblivion

LadyCasanova said:

iaminparties said:

Better than your excuse telling us about how bad porn is

You did not need to pull that bullshit in this thread

[Edited 3/19/13 9:11am]

Why the edit for such short response? Something more sinister?

RodeoSchro said:

luv4u said:

Do men trim their nose hairs?

Only the ones that care about how they look.

And yes, that goes for ear hair too!

the day i knew i could no longer deny being middle-aged was the day i found ear hair.

harrumph.

kewlschool said:

1) Nostrils?! Yes, they are spectacular and they are real.

2) Rodeoschro probably wouldn't like the Family Guy show at all. There is no boundaries for their sense of humor. ( My kind of humor.)

3)JustErin's nose is fantastic-So is her under boob.

4)Kewlschool will never allow hairy ears on himself. If ever needed, I know they have procedures to remove unwanted hair.

"Family Guy" is my favorite show.

iaminparties said:

Porn Star Noses

This can NOT be a woman, unless she's a weightlifter and takes testosterone. I ain't tryin' to be funny either.