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PrintableI want Santa's helpers to fix the ozone layer. _______________________________
 Miss Cute
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Paisley said: Oh DAMN, I'm startin to get hot now!  He...he! Paisley's getting hot and sticky. | |
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We all hove those mentioned above (and below, for future reference) on Melmak except for:
the laser beams (from the eyes) Oh and I'd settle for a replicator for everyone You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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teller said: I want to point my cell phone at a Coke machine and have a coke pop out, with 50 cents deducted from my account. Maybe by 2006...
DEDUCTED from your account? If you can make up your own scientific reality, wouldn't you want to ADD that 50 cents into your account every time you got a Coke? "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Men back on Mars, Women back on Venus.  | |
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I wanna be able to lick my own clit, without cutting it off first. _______________________________
Miss Cute
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MissCute said: I wanna be able to lick my own clit, without cutting it off first.
Poor lonely clitoris... | |
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LaVisHh said: MissCute said: I wanna be able to lick my own clit, without cutting it off first.
Poor lonely clitoris... Hey, you got one too!!! _______________________________
Miss Cute
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MissCute said: LaVisHh said: MissCute said: I wanna be able to lick my own clit, without cutting it off first.
Poor lonely clitoris... Hey, you got one too!!! I have no desire to lick it.  | |
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LaVisHh said: MissCute said: LaVisHh said: MissCute said: I wanna be able to lick my own clit, without cutting it off first.
Poor lonely clitoris... Hey, you got one too!!! I have no desire to lick it. You're only lying to yourself, you know? _______________________________
Miss Cute
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minneapolisgenius said: teller said: I want to point my cell phone at a Coke machine and have a coke pop out, with 50 cents deducted from my account. Maybe by 2006...
DEDUCTED from your account? If you can make up your own scientific reality, wouldn't you want to ADD that 50 cents into your account every time you got a Coke? I'd be the richest mf alive... | |
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MissCute said: I wanna be able to lick my own clit
without cutting it off first.
Don't you EVER AGAIN put such contrasting visuals together in one post...you hear me, young lady??...  | |
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