Holy cow!!!!!!!!!!!

DeQuincy, LA — Lashawndra Harris from DeQuincy, Louisiana was arrested and charged today in connection with five murders. Harris had been dubbed by police as the ‘Facebook Friend Request Killer’ because at the scene of every murder a card was left on the victim’s body that showed the Facebook logo along with the section of the site where you can accept or deny an individual’s friend request.

Detective Paul Horner with the DeQuincy Police Department explained how Harris was finally apprehended. “She is probably the worst serial killer in the history of serial killers. At every murder scene she would leave a ‘calling card’ on the bodies with scribbled words written on each one such as, ‘Maybe next time you’ll be my friend on Facebook motherf*cker’, or ‘Who’s got more friends on Facebook now b*tch!’” Horner said. “All of the people that were murdered lived in the same apartment building or were people that knew Harris personally. We then found a Facebook account belonging to Ms. Harris. In her ‘about’ section she specifically wrote the words, ‘If you don’t accept my friend request I will kill you’,” Horner continued.

She also said in her profile, ‘If we’re friends on Facebook, we cool. If you don’t want to be friends with me on Facebook, we have a problem’. So yeah, we knew we had the right person.”

Leron Jenkins who was a neighbor of Harris said he was approached by her just days before the arrest. “I didn’t like her, she was scary. She told me that if I didn’t accept her friend request on Facebook she would literally cut my balls off. So, long story short, I accepted her friend request.”

“When we raided her house today we found Ms. Harris at her computer on Facebook sending out more friend requests,” Horner said. “It’s a good thing we caught her before more people could deny her friend request.”

If anyone has any information about Lashawndra Harris police are urging you to call (785) 273-0325. As always you can remain anonymous.

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[Edited 3/15/13 1:00am]

Mad bastard. Fonky likes this.

KNIFE PARTY...you blocked me on favebook and now your going to die........

I swear I thought this was a joke from The Onion or something but apparently it's real.

that has to be a joke

^ Not with that hat on.

omg

You would think they would use a more original picture for this "story". This pic is what? 5 years old?

Some of the other headlines on the site:

Michelle Obama To Play Wife Of Lando Calrissian In Star Wars: Episode VII

Fappy® The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Kicks Off Nationwide School Tour

^^^^^

Is that cow killing FB freak orger "COW" ?

bullshit

Got more than a fortnight yet. Good lil warm up.

Well if the "mugshot" in the cow costume doesn't tip you off, look up her name in Mugshots.com and you'll see she was arrested only for assault on a $1,000 bond.

And the only news outlet reporting the Facebook story is "SuperOfficialNews.com"

What a stupid bitch. Hell, I've sent a friend request to two or three old high school classmates that I thought were friends along with a private message telling them who I am and they never responded. My reaction to that was.....Oh well, fuck 'em. They ain't worthy of me anyway. If they ain't studying me, there's other people that are.

vainandy don't read nobody's posts

Fauxie said:

vainandy don't read nobody's posts

Oh hell, I just now read them.

I usually post right after reading the thread opener before reading any of the comments so my response won't be influenced any of the other comments. Then, I go back and read the other comments afterwards.

vainandy said:

Fauxie said:

vainandy don't read nobody's posts

Oh hell, I just now read them.

I usually post right after reading the thread opener before reading any of the comments so my response won't be influenced any of the other comments. Then, I go back and read the other comments afterwards.

That's actually a good approach. I usually disregard just poster names because what's being said is more important than who said it.

damosuzuki said:

Some of the other headlines on the site:

Michelle Obama To Play Wife Of Lando Calrissian In Star Wars: Episode VII

Fappy® The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Kicks Off Nationwide School Tour

I thought it was jabba's wife?

Just in case no one said it already: this is not true. for one if it was it would be on a real news site... not just one called super official news... and 2 i am sure i have seen that photo before... like years ago... so yeah i call my classic

Bull Corn....

what a frivolous way to die

RIP

noimageatall said:

hell I got it off of Facebook from Jill Jones. I even asked if it was really from the onion and they all assured me it was real. That's what I get...

but she also swore that was her real hair color in Purple Rain

the phone number seems to be ... lol well google it!

orgnote me or I ___ you all

JoeTyler said:

orgnote me or I ___ you all

blow?

Pokeno4Money said:

vainandy said:

Oh hell, I just now read them.

I usually post right after reading the thread opener before reading any of the comments so my response won't be influenced any of the other comments. Then, I go back and read the other comments afterwards.

That's actually a good approach. I usually disregard just poster names because what's being said is more important than who said it.

Yeah.

Wait, really?