Alright, so the Captain figured he would beat all of you to the punch on this. I would just like to give a shout out to my wingman, my semi-brother, and my best non-hooker friend AdmiralDisorder. Admiral has taken so many hits for the team over the years. He never complains when I tell him to pick off the ugly friend so the Captain can score with the hotter girl. If the Captain is 5 dollars short of procuring a 20 minute honey, Admiral gets out his jar of quarters and hooks me up. Admiral serves well as my mirror valet and driver and when the Captain is down, the Admiral will bring out a knock knock joke or a dirty limerick and the Captain will be in stiches. And when the Captain goes to Applebees, Admiral always gets the 2 for 20 with me and doesn't get upset when I order the mozzeralla sticks even though he is violently lactose intolerant.

Org give it up for AdmiralDisorder.

I for one would like to know why the Admiral has never been hooked up with Betina.

PurpleJedi said:

I for one would like to know why the Admiral has never been hooked up with Betina.

Please send a picture. Admiral once hooked up with Lena Dunham but he was really, really drunk.

Little Know Fact About Admiral 1: His favorite movie of all time is Fight Club.

ZombieKitten said:

I think he's a dick, literally

Nah, Admiral is a good egg. Wish he would stop filling the Captain's DVR up with Game of Thrones and Extreme Couponing but could not ask for a better wingman.

ZombieKitten said:

I think he's a dick, literally

I think the Captain is starting to try too hard.

CaptainChaos said:

ZombieKitten said:

CaptainChaos said:

Nah, Admiral is a good egg. Wish he would stop filling the Captain's DVR up with Game of Thrones and Extreme Couponing but could not ask for a better wingman.

You mean he comes with 2 good eggs Of course he does everything with you!!!

Admiral must b nutts

novabrkr said:

I think the Captain is starting to try too hard.

You said "hard".

The Captain senses a trend in this thread. Some of you believe that Admiral is not real. Please keep in mind Orgers:

1) AdmiralDisorder is not a figment of the Captain's imagination brought about by excessive medication for veneral diseases.

2) AdmiralDisorder is not the Captain's penis. Captain's penis actually contains more square footage than all of AdmiralDisorder combined. And the offical name for my penis, as trademarked last year, is "Captain's Log".

Okay, now let's let the waterfall of praise fall down upon this deserving man.

Give me a name

IMADICK

As further proof of the Admiral's existence please see the picture below. This is one of the earliest pictures of the Captain and Admiral together. In this photo, the Captain is slightly scolding Admiral for undercooking my grilled cheese sandwich.

iaminparties said:

Give me a name

IMADICK

The Captain gives his blessing to your new name.

CaptainChaos said:

CaptainChaos said:

PurpleJedi said:

I for one would like to know why the Admiral has never been hooked up with Betina.

Please send a picture. Admiral once hooked up with Lena Dunham but he was really, really drunk.

She's sexy...but some Orgers say she can be a little wooden.

She used to argue with Johnart all the time, which is probably why she left the Org.

PurpleJedi said:

CaptainChaos said:

Please send a picture. Admiral once hooked up with Lena Dunham but he was really, really drunk.

She's sexy...but some Orgers say she can be a little wooden.

She used to argue with Johnart all the time, which is probably why she left the Org.

Admiral says he is on board. Would not be the first mannequin he's slept with. He's probably up to a couple of hundred at this point.

Another little know fact:

The Captain and AdmiralDisorder recently starred as extras on "The Wlaking Dead". The Captain played "Really Hung Zombie" and Admiral had a slighltly smaller role as "Average Endowed Zombie with a Really Good Personality". In my big scene, they had to shoot me in the junk like 32 times to immobilize me.

CaptainChaos said:

so where does ColonelAngus fit in here???

I told Admiral last night that this thread would have been more successful it it were an Admiral Ackbar Appreciation Thread. He cried for like three hours after that.

CaptainChaos said:

I told Admiral last night that this thread would have been more successful it it were an Admiral Ackbar Appreciation Thread. He cried for like three hours after that.

Yeah sorry...your Admiral is no Ackbar.

PurpleJedi said:

CaptainChaos said:

I told Admiral last night that this thread would have been more successful it it were an Admiral Ackbar Appreciation Thread. He cried for like three hours after that.

Yeah sorry...your Admiral is no Ackbar.

No, but when I'm looking around for one of my 20 dollars honeys he has an impeccable sense of whether she is an undercover police lady. He will shout out "It's a Trap" and the Captain will haul ass away.