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So Apperently I am In A Gang & Robbed Someone So I was on break from work and taking a quick jog around UCLA when... This dude came up and said I robbed himo_o naturally I was like what???? And he said "your part of the Zuzu(spelling?)
your channeling them with your headphones. He then told me he and his dad were multi billionaires and he can get money back. After that he accused me of being in a gang with the ZUZU people... I told him "do I look like I'm going to rob you? And I'm surely not in a gang" after that he told me he was going to the hospital to find the Zuzu. Good freaking lord why do I attract weirdos. -.- Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive | |
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that guy for sure had his brains fried with (probably) drugs
glad that you escaped unharmed... | |
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I found you're gang mates
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You know i attract crackheads, psychos, prostitutes, , drunks etc. Idk why but they also come up to me and when i feel someone could be threatning my heart races and i'm prepared to punch them out if needed...
Luckily it has never come to it but this guy... it was very close.
The joys of Los Angeles Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive | |
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WE GO HARD!!!!
REGULATE Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
All music is shit music and no music is real- gunsnhalen Datdonkeydick- Asherfierce Gary Hunts Album Isn't That Good- Soulalive | |
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my brother came over to my house one day with "mr num nums"
he'd bought him for my dog, because he was curious how he was going to respond to a hamster 'running' through the living room, making weird noises
my dog looked up from his cushion, just watched the thing for two minutes, then got up, walked over, flipped it over with a paw and walked back to his cushion where he went to sleep with his back turned to us
mr numb nuts now lives in a drawer at my brother's place and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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You should get him a girlfriend, like Jilly or Moo. | |
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sometimes i fear that i might actually be going insane, when i think about cuddly toys i have from my childhood, in boxes in storage, and i feel sad for them and think "hey perhaps i should get them out more and put them somewhere they can see more"
so now i'm seriously thinking that mr numb nuts is probably lonely and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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You're not the only one. And Toy Story 3 didn't make things any better for me | |
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i know, right!
and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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I think I know that guy! My Legacy
http://prince.org/msg/8/192731 | |
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Poor guy sounds very psychotic.
I hope somebody will take care of him and make sure he gets the care he needs.
99% of my posts are ironic. Maybe this post sides with the other 1%. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Some guy called my house five years ago and threatened to kill me because I'd stiffed him on a crack cocaine deal. Turns out the guy who stiffed him had the same name as me, and the drug dealer searched the phone book and I was the first guy with that name that came up.
It took me all night to convince the drug dealer he had the wrong guy. | |
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In my work(a library), a woman said we should careful with the people inside. Because two people sitting across from her(a child and her mother) were pointing invisble ray guns at her head. You, according to her they followed her from cuba(the child and the mother were asian) and were to get her because she was missing with "the wrong people" I asked for my early break at that point. | |
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Wasnt Lindsay lohan on steroids or umm Charlei Sheen............
lololol we just get more direct fruitloops over here................ | |
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sometimes do you think you catch a glimpse of him then realise you just passed a mirror? I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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