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IceNine's Closest of Kin I took these photographs at IceNine's last family reunion.
IceNine himself saying hello to the camera... IceNine's family gathered 'round on the porch. IceNine's parents... Some of the family taking part in fishing in the ol' crick down by Ice's home. Some of Ice's first cousins. Ain't they just the cutest? Some of IceNine's relations were stars! -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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:LOL:
Fuck you... you Amazonian bitch! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: :LOL:
Fuck you... you Amazonian bitch! :LOL: Now, now..Don't let your small stature make you feel inferior. It's okay, Ice. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: :LOL:
Fuck you... you Amazonian bitch! :LOL: Now, now..Don't let your small stature make you feel inferior. It's okay, Ice. Hey, I might not be six feet tall or anything but I am damned sure EVIL! Now why don't you run off and watch basketball you stork-looking fucker! Do expectant parents still follow you around public places... hoping that you will drop a baby off to them? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Hey, I might not be six feet tall or anything but I am damned sure EVIL!
Now why don't you run off and watch basketball you stork-looking fucker! Do expectant parents still follow you around public places... hoping that you will drop a baby off to them? Not since the last time I was carrying and infant, and these two bastard looking people were following me around and I ate it as a demonstration that I was not the stork... I will watch basketball, you short, miniscule bitch! Pure evil is probably a little taller, you pussy. -------
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Icenine had a very tall uncle. Uncle Jim, is sadly no longer with us, but he was very tall and Icenine looked up to him in more ways than one. Giant edit [This message was edited Sun Mar 9 9:46:57 PST 2003 by Lleena] | |
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2the9s. Stands proudly beside his Xylophone. | |
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roflmao... JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
I survived the Org Depression Spring 2003 | |
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Damn I think I just pissed my panties. :LOL: :LOL: | |
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That first photo is so funny!
althom figures out it wasn't fake Ummm...never mind. | |
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althom said: That first photo is so funny!
althom figures out it wasn't fake Ummm...never mind. :LOL: :LOL: | |
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hehehehehehehehehe | |
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[This message was edited Sun Mar 9 17:26:43 PST 2003 by EllisDee] Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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when did little people suddenly become appropriate material for comedy in America? | |
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AaronFantastic said: when did little people suddenly become appropriate material for comedy in America?
probably the moment that IceNine went public with the fact that he's 5'10''... ... although, i was certain that pretty much is the standard height... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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hold up... i found this on http://www.growtaller.net...ight.html, "According to recent surveys, the average male height in America is 5 feet nine inches"... so, i dunno... ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: hold up... i found this on http://www.growtaller.net...ight.html, "According to recent surveys, the average male height in America is 5 feet nine inches"... so, i dunno... ...
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althom said: EllisDee said: hold up... i found this on http://www.growtaller.net...ight.html, "According to recent surveys, the average male height in America is 5 feet nine inches"... so, i dunno... ...
He...he! Tiny Americans. it's ok... we make up for it elsewhere... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: AaronFantastic said: when did little people suddenly become appropriate material for comedy in America?
probably the moment that IceNine went public with the fact that he's 5'10''... ... although, i was certain that pretty much is the standard height... i hope so. i'm 5'10"... | |
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AaronFantastic said: EllisDee said: AaronFantastic said: when did little people suddenly become appropriate material for comedy in America?
probably the moment that IceNine went public with the fact that he's 5'10''... ... although, i was certain that pretty much is the standard height... i hope so. i'm 5'10"... so that puts you one inch above the average, according to www.growtaller.net... ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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I'll have you know, my wife is a midget. It's not her fault she cannot scratch the top of her head.
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See!
I am not short... I am painfully average! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: See!
I am not short... I am painfully average! Shit, if average height was like 5'2" maybe, you cockhead. -------
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