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Thread started 01/20/13 11:20pm

iaminparties

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The gayest thing I did

I walked and ran away from sex with a female.One time incident

I met her at her place.I thought I was sexually attracted to her,but when she took her clothes off,HOLY SHIT! I be polite,but it wasn't real pretty down there.

I politely told her I wasn't in the mood and got the fuck out of there.After that,I never wanted to see another pussy for awhile.

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Reply #1 posted 01/20/13 11:24pm

MaxiMPact

From a gay guys perspective.............................are they really THAT bad....what do you find ugly about vajayjay??

cos I think mine is pretty darn cute............all natural and all........

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Reply #2 posted 01/20/13 11:31pm

iaminparties

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MaxiMPact said:

From a gay guys perspective.............................are they really THAT bad....what do you find ugly about vajayjay??

cos I think mine is pretty darn cute............all natural and all........

I think they look nice.This woman just had bad case of stretch marks and very very hairy unkempt hair.I politely turn her down.I can't wait for the rats to come in and say what a douchebag I am.

If you are not sexually attracted to someone.What the fuck are you supposed to do?I handle it the best way I can.

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Reply #3 posted 01/20/13 11:38pm

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Nope.

Your "I shaved my whole body" thread is gayer than passing up unkempt pussy all day long.

[Edited 1/20/13 23:39pm]

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Reply #4 posted 01/20/13 11:42pm

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johnart said:

Nope.

Your "I shaved my whole body" thread is gayer than passing up unkempt pussy all day long.

[Edited 1/20/13 23:39pm]

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Short term memory

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Reply #5 posted 01/20/13 11:50pm

imago

It depends on how it looked down there.

If it looked like this ( NSFW NSFW NSFW ) : http://img2.cda.pl/g/2435...5294c.jpeg

Then, it's only half gay to run away from it.

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Reply #6 posted 01/21/13 12:02am

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imago said:

It depends on how it looked down there.

If it looked like this ( NSFW NSFW NSFW ) : http://img2.cda.pl/g/2435...5294c.jpeg

Then, it's only half gay to run away from it.

How old is that thing?

Could put your whole head inside

[Edited 1/21/13 1:01am]

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Reply #7 posted 01/21/13 12:06am

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imago said:

It depends on how it looked down there.

If it looked like this ( NSFW NSFW NSFW ) : http://img2.cda.pl/g/2435...5294c.jpeg

Then, it's only half gay to run away from it.

Grrrrrrrross! That thang looks like a chicken that's been cut open with the gizzards exposed. I sure could go for some dick right about now. lol

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Reply #8 posted 01/21/13 2:57pm

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thanks imago . i will have nightmares tonight .

Colonel Angus may be smelly. colonel angus may be a little rough . but deep down ... Colonel angus is very sweet.
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Reply #9 posted 01/22/13 2:15am

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I get the Humor in your title, but what you did wasnt the Gayest thing ever because a Gay man would never put himself in situation where a Woman is taking her clothes off for sex.

You did what some Straight Dudes do and simply turned her down because her naked body was a turn off...If you would've been in a "don't give a Damn" moment you would have been all up in her Pussy...

The Gayest thing a lot of Straight Men always do is watch Porn and get a Hard on watching another Dude's Dick pump in & out of the Chick's Pussy...

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Reply #10 posted 01/22/13 2:20am

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The Gayest thing a lot of Straight Men always do is watch Porn and get a Hard on watching another Dude's Dick pump in & out of the Chick's Pussy...

ridiculous

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Reply #11 posted 01/22/13 2:48am

iaminparties

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MoBetterBliss said:

Chancellor said:

The Gayest thing a lot of Straight Men always do is watch Porn and get a Hard on watching another Dude's Dick pump in & out of the Chick's Pussy...

ridiculous

Puzzled too

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Reply #12 posted 01/22/13 2:54am

iaminparties

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MaxiMPact said:

From a gay guys perspective.............................are they really THAT bad....what do you find ugly about vajayjay??

cos I think mine is pretty darn cute............all natural and all........

Oh shit...that flew right over my head eek

[Edited 1/22/13 11:26am]

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Reply #13 posted 01/23/13 8:56am

sunflower7

imago said:

It depends on how it looked down there.





If it looked like this ( NSFW NSFW NSFW ) : http://img2.cda.pl/g/2435...5294c.jpeg




Then, it's only half gay to run away from it.






LMFAO!! That's cazy!
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Reply #14 posted 03/07/13 1:35pm

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shake

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #15 posted 03/07/13 1:44pm

Rococo

danced to CHer's "Take me home" while dressed like Kate Bush while Madonna threw Andy Warhol paintings at me. you know a normal friday evening.

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Reply #16 posted 03/07/13 1:47pm

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iaminparties said:

I walked and ran away from sex with a female.One time incident

I met her at her place.I thought I was sexually attracted to her,but when she took her clothes off,HOLY SHIT! I be polite,but it wasn't real pretty down there.

I politely told her I wasn't in the mood and got the fuck out of there.After that,I never wanted to see another pussy for awhile.

I think you should have gay sex with Zoanette Johnson

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Reply #17 posted 03/07/13 1:51pm

iaminparties

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I guess new threads are boring since people are bumping old ones.

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Reply #18 posted 03/07/13 1:54pm

iaminparties

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Cuddles said:

iaminparties said:

I walked and ran away from sex with a female.One time incident

I met her at her place.I thought I was sexually attracted to her,but when she took her clothes off,HOLY SHIT! I be polite,but it wasn't real pretty down there.

I politely told her I wasn't in the mood and got the fuck out of there.After that,I never wanted to see another pussy for awhile.

I think you should have gay sex with Zoanette Johnson

Dont know who that is but just did a google image search american idol propped up

Is that a guy or girl? or tranny?

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Reply #19 posted 03/07/13 1:57pm

Cuddles

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MoBetterBliss said:

Chancellor said:

The Gayest thing a lot of Straight Men always do is watch Porn and get a Hard on watching another Dude's Dick pump in & out of the Chick's Pussy...

ridiculous

thats cause most guys like dick, THEY LOVE IT.

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Reply #20 posted 03/07/13 2:00pm

iaminparties

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Cuddles said:

MoBetterBliss said:

ridiculous

thats cause most guys like dick, THEY LOVE IT.

They like the dicking of the pussy but not the dick

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Reply #21 posted 03/07/13 2:01pm

Cuddles

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iaminparties said:

Cuddles said:

thats cause most guys like dick, THEY LOVE IT.

They like the dicking of the pussy but not the dick

no they like dick. they like dick doing anything. they like dick.

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Reply #22 posted 03/07/13 2:04pm

iaminparties

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prince.org/msg/100/390538

Too bad this gay thread cant be bumped

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Reply #23 posted 03/07/13 2:16pm

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Rococo said:

danced to CHer's "Take me home" while dressed like Kate Bush while Madonna threw Andy Warhol paintings at me. you know a normal friday evening.

"If I could turn back time" on repeat mode

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Reply #24 posted 03/07/13 2:44pm

ISF

MaxiMPact said:

From a gay guys perspective.............................are they really THAT bad....what do you find ugly about vajayjay??

cos I think mine is pretty darn cute............all natural and all........

eek

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Reply #25 posted 03/07/13 2:46pm

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iaminparties said:

Cuddles said:

thats cause most guys like dick, THEY LOVE IT.

They like the dicking of the pussy but not the dick

I agree, though I can see why one would think otherwise and for some men is probably the case haha.

I think it is more the male viewer fantasizing about being in the man's position and seeing the woman's reactions.

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Reply #26 posted 03/07/13 5:19pm

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Is laying in the same bed with your longtime best friend, Admiral, and watching "Brokeback Mountain" gay? I mean it's a really fine film and we were tired, alright.

Don't judge the Captain.

12 inches of non-stop soul
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Reply #27 posted 03/07/13 8:51pm

HuMpThAnG

CaptainChaos said:

Is laying in the same bed with your longtime best friend, Admiral, and watching "Brokeback Mountain" gay? I mean it's a really fine film and we were tired, alright.

Don't judge the Captain.

spit!!!!

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