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I'M SICK TO DEATH OF POP UP INTERNET ADS TELLING ME I NEED A BIGGER DICK! i'll be quietly surfing the net, when BAM! .. up comes an ad informing me of the latest technique to increase penis size...
i don't know where they get the information from, but my dick's just fine ok! 
and if any of my exes have been spreading evil gossip about my schlong...they're just bitter because i left them... and i was the best thing that ever happened to them... oh yeah, and my dick's just fine ok! | |
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ok
 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Don't feel bad...those ads tell me I need a bigger dick too...
I don't even HAVE a dick :O | |
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MrBliss said: i'll be quietly surfing the net, when BAM! .. up comes an ad informing me of the latest technique to increase penis size...
i don't know where they get the information from, but my dick's just fine ok!
and if any of my exes have been spreading evil gossip about my schlong...they're just bitter because i left them... and i was the best thing that ever happened to them... oh yeah, and my dick's just fine ok! Mellow out and accept it dude; they saw your Camel Toe Pirate thread and took the hint. This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Maybe if you'll get one, they'll stop sending you  _______________________________
 Miss Cute
For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. | |
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MrBliss said: i'll be quietly surfing the net, when BAM! .. up comes an ad informing me of the latest technique to increase penis size...
i don't know where they get the information from, but my dick's just fine ok!
and if any of my exes have been spreading evil gossip about my schlong...they're just bitter because i left them... and i was the best thing that ever happened to them... oh yeah, and my dick's just fine ok! do you ever click on those ad's? what unknown do they lead to... | |
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Christopher said: do you ever click on those ad's? what unknown do they lead to...
Those ads tell me you need bigger breasts, Christopher  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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MrBliss said: i'll be quietly surfing the net, when BAM! .. up comes an ad informing me of the latest technique to increase penis size...
i don't know where they get the information from, but my dick's just fine ok!
and if any of my exes have been spreading evil gossip about my schlong...they're just bitter because i left them... and i was the best thing that ever happened to them... oh yeah, and my dick's just fine ok! Don't ya? | |
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I just got an add today "learn how to eat pussy"  _______________________________
Miss Cute
For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. | |
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But you do. Don't be sad about it, you're a fucking duck man, you can't help it...  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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MissCute said: I just got an add today "learn how to eat pussy"
 I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Christopher said: MrBliss said: i'll be quietly surfing the net, when BAM! .. up comes an ad informing me of the latest technique to increase penis size...
i don't know where they get the information from, but my dick's just fine ok!
and if any of my exes have been spreading evil gossip about my schlong...they're just bitter because i left them... and i was the best thing that ever happened to them... oh yeah, and my dick's just fine ok! do you ever click on those ad's? what unknown do they lead to... no i don't! | |
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MrBliss said: Christopher said: do you ever click on those ad's? what unknown do they lead to...
no i don't! I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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MrBliss said: i'll be quietly surfing the net, when BAM! .. up comes an ad informing me of the latest technique to increase penis size...
i don't know where they get the information from, but my dick's just fine ok!
and if any of my exes have been spreading evil gossip about my schlong...they're just bitter because i left them... and i was the best thing that ever happened to them... oh yeah, and my dick's just fine ok! Well then certainly you can understand my issues with it!   | |
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MrBliss said: i'll be quietly surfing the net, when BAM! .. up comes an ad informing me of the latest technique to increase penis size...
i don't know where they get the information from, but my dick's just fine ok!
and if any of my exes have been spreading evil gossip about my schlong...they're just bitter because i left them... and i was the best thing that ever happened to them... oh yeah, and my dick's just fine ok! Maybe they know something we don't know.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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MissCute said: I just got an add today "learn how to eat pussy"
can u 4ward that one on2 me please? need lessons. thanx  ***************************************************************************************
Song of the Day: Prince *Acknowledge Me* | |
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Joshy84au said: MissCute said: I just got an add today "learn how to eat pussy"
can u 4ward that one on2 me please? need lessons. thanx At least you can admit that you have a problem! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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re: I'M SICK TO DEATH OF POP UP INTERNET ADS TELLING ME I NEED A BIGGER DICK!
MrBliss said: oh yeah, and my dick's just fine ok!
Maybe they're not talking about your dick...  | |
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oi MrB... Maybe your duck needs a bigger duck?
spoken in a new zealand accent ***************************************************************************************
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MrBliss said: i'll be quietly surfing the net, when BAM! .. up comes an ad informing me of the latest technique to increase penis size...
i don't know where they get the information from, but my dick's just fine ok!
and if any of my exes have been spreading evil gossip about my schlong...they're just bitter because i left them... and i was the best thing that ever happened to them... oh yeah, and my dick's just fine ok! i feel the same way! and i don't even HAVE a dick! | |
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I get dick enlargement ads sent to my yahoo address... and boobie ones JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
I survived the Org Depression Spring 2003 | |
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Well, your duck told me about your dick, and how unsatisfying it was. I would say one of your many duckie lovers signed it up, so that you may grow, and touch their innermost...duckie places. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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Maybe their trying to tell you something.  | |
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just how big is your dick, Bliss? you know, those pop up ads may have a point. give us some facts and figures, and we'll debate it as a group. | |
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 Meanie! | |
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They keep telling me i need a bigger penis, i need bigger breast, i need 2 increase my business sales,i need 2 get out of debt, i need 2 accept a new credit card,i need 2 insurance my children, i need 2 save 85 % of my printer ink,i need 2 wish ppl a happy st Patricks day,i need 2 get dsl...
All i really need that those ppl STOP SENDING ME THIS JUNK!!! free ur mind | |
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