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Dude Finally Found The Nerve To Tell His Fiancee That he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.
"Not on her best day," he replied.
"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"
"No, she's broke."
"Well, then, is it sex?"
"Nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what can she do that I can't?"
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damn I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! | |
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Happy Friday! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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Awesome! I've never heard that one!
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Why, paintedlady?...WHY?????? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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ditto that | |
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Because someone sent that to me .... once you see it you can't unsee it! | |
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- for you.
- for whomever gave that to you.
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awww...yuk | |
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damn I needed like 10 seconds to get it...
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Good one. "Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0 | |
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Googely eyeballed dicks belong in joke threads... I am sorry I didn't have a googely eyed pussy for your entertainment... but somehow I think you would not of wanted to see that either.
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except without a NSFW warning it could get someone in trouble. and i am pretty sure it is a violation of the rules. Not that I am going to report it... "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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Yeah.. I don't know how to link it...
but the mods might | |
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Please report any thread that needs it next time. Don't wait for a mod to go Thanks Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Oh TY!! Sorry for making everyone's eyes bleed. | |
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...uhm...they have those sorts of pics?
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[Edited 3/1/13 19:49pm] | |
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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^^^^ | |
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mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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all y'all! By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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