Ahhhhhhhh, this year has found me smokin cigarettes, AGAIN, and though i have made four attempts to stop i still smoke 'em.

i chose an eng. 101 class with a professor that thinks her first year of teachin should include ALL the things she did in her thesis work, so i dropped the broad so as to save my 3.7 gpa, and i'm cool with that.

i got home feelin good yesterday because i found that after takin my exams these last two weeks,

i got two 'A's, a 'B', and a 'C' (and that ain't bad) so all is right with the world... at 10:00 i go out to the car and have a smoke before heading to bed and slept like a baby.

i awoke at about 6a,lay there a bit, then decide to go out for an early smoke. i walk out my door, get to the curb and there is no car there. NOT BEIN FULLY AWAKE i walk back in the house and it hits me... I DIDN'T FORGET SHIT, MY CAR IS GONE!!!

Yes My Friends, My Car has been STOLEN!!! and now i cannot stop myself from just goin out lightin a cigarette and lookin at the spot where my car USE to be.

the point is, i'm doin well in school, and i can get rides to school because i gave rides last semester.

now i feel the need to go smoke.

Muthafukkas!

aww-so sorry nice grades though

paintedlady said:

Muthafukkas!

Again with the perfect response.

Muthafukkas!

Sorry about your car and that you're smoking again.

Congrats on your grades!

paintedlady said:

Muthafukkas!

at first it was every 45 sec.s that i would have the same thing run through my mind...

MOTHA FUCKAs!!!

now i'm only every three to six minits...

it's time: MOTHA FUCKAs, MOTHA FUCKAs, MUUUUUUUUUUUTHAAAAA FUCKAs!!!

since there's such a gap in time i have the need to repeat myself, and this is only day1.

Nothinbutjoy said:

paintedlady said:

Muthafukkas!

Again with the perfect response.

Muthafukkas!

Sorry about your car and that you're smoking again.

Congrats on your grades!

thank you...

nursev said:

aww-so sorry nice grades though

"Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo Nurse..."

thank you and... oh, wait a minit....

MUTHA FUCKAs

that one came a bit early.

yes, i'm really tryin hard to keep my (MUTHA FUCKAs) grades up...

That's what you get for smoking. Obviously, some other smokers saw the cigarettes in your car and stole it for the cigarettes. Therefore, don't smoke and never get your car stolen again.

But seriously, bummer man. I hope insurance treats you right.

And also seriously, don't smoke, it's for losers.

so sorry to hear that dear!!!! i hope you have coverage that makes you whole again.

Nothinbutjoy said:

paintedlady said:

Muthafukkas!

Again with the perfect response.

Muthafukkas!

Sorry about your car and that you're smoking again.

Congrats on your grades!

TY love!

Yeah, I am sorry those thieving bitchasses got our man smoking again...

and Congrats indeed!

RodeoSchro said:

That's what you get for smoking. Obviously, some other smokers saw the cigarettes in your car and stole it for the cigarettes. Therefore, don't smoke and never get your car stolen again.

But seriously, bummer man. I hope insurance treats you right.

And also seriously, don't smoke, it's for losers.

I think I have you all figured out now!

Aw, man. Welcome to the club! I have just posted a thread about how my house got broken into today.

Fuck sake there really aint a punchline. Dirty fucking bastards. Sorry bout the motor, hope ya get an upgrade soon eh.

Dave got fucked over too? Nice. And I think to myself, what a wonderful... Yeah.

Chins up and fuck the lot of em.

Dirty fucking bastards.

RodeoSchro said:

That's what you get for smoking. Obviously, some other smokers saw the cigarettes in your car and stole it for the cigarettes. Therefore, don't smoke and never get your car stolen again.

But seriously, bummer man. I hope insurance treats you right.

And also seriously, don't smoke, it's for losers.

my ride was labled a salvage for a privious incident with the people i got it from

so it was suggested by my agent to just put minimul insurance and save money.

either way i wouldn't collect much, but i have a contingency plan that may prove sufficiant.

and whereas my smokin in my car may indeed have been a precursor to my dillima I GIVES A FUCK!!! they took my ride maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan...

XxAxX said:

so sorry to hear that dear!!!! i hope you have coverage that makes you whole again.

thanks babe....

as long as i can continue with my schoolin, un interupted, i am whole 2u2

Dave1992 said:

Aw, man. Welcome to the club! I have just posted a thread about how my house got broken into today.

you know whut they say, "March, in like a lion..."

MUTHA FUCKAs, MUTHA FUCKAs, MUTHA FUCKAs!!!

and this was a relatively safe area over the past few years since i've been here BUT, shit like this can make a nigga get reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal ETHNIC 'round this bitch .

Fonkyman said:

Fuck sake there really aint a punchline. Dirty fucking bastards. Sorry bout the motor, hope ya get an upgrade soon eh.

Dave got fucked over too? Nice. And I think to myself, what a wonderful... Yeah.

Chins up and fuck the lot of em.

Dirty fucking bastards.

yes yes yes, i like to think of myself as evolved from my past feelins of MAKE 'EM PAY

but you right... THEM BASTIDS!!!

i went to redbox and rented three vids to occupy my time:

SINISTER

SILENT HILL (REVELATION) and

BATMAN (THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS pt2)

i hope the batman is entertainin....

so sorry to hear this

maybe the punch line is copsfind your car and u put out the cigarettes in the thieves butts....... well something like that

hope u get your car and good 2 hear u r doing gr8 in scool

ThisOne said:

so sorry to hear this

maybe the punch line is copsfind your car and u put out the cigarettes in the thieves butts....... well something like that

hope u get your car and good 2 hear u r doing gr8 in scool

hey baby, hi you doin?

i wouldn't waste a cig on a thief...

AND NOW THE NEWS...

stankin assholes ran outta gas after partyin in my car all night.

cop calls me 'bout 1p cali. time and says "we found your car,

somebody dropped it off at the 'chamber of commerce'"

i'm like, you gotta be shittin me...

anyway, the baby is home and tomorrow she'll get a bath

and a good inner detailin, then comes the constant parinoia

of makin sure i lock my doors and all kind of other shit

that i never had to do.... I AM King Bad, but obviously

clean livin isn't conducive to keepin ones name alive.

do we need to change? am i gonna have to choke a

bitchass muthafucka for no reason and make everybody nervous???

KingBAD said:

ThisOne said:

so sorry to hear this

maybe the punch line is copsfind your car and u put out the cigarettes in the thieves butts....... well something like that

hope u get your car and good 2 hear u r doing gr8 in scool

hey baby, hi you doin?

i wouldn't waste a cig on a thief...

stop smoking save your money and visit me ~ i can teach u more important things than those professors and u will always get an A in my class

KingBAD said:

AND NOW THE NEWS...

stankin assholes ran outta gas after partyin in my car all night.

cop calls me 'bout 1p cali. time and says "we found your car,

somebody dropped it off at the 'chamber of commerce'"

i'm like, you gotta be shittin me...

anyway, the baby is home and tomorrow she'll get a bath

and a good inner detailin, then comes the constant parinoia

of makin sure i lock my doors and all kind of other shit

that i never had to do.... I AM King Bad, but obviously

clean livin isn't conducive to keepin ones name alive.

do we need to change? am i gonna have to choke a

bitchass muthafucka for no reason and make everybody nervous???

i think there is a hidden message there - some kind og omen..... maybe u will b working there when u graduate

[Edited 3/2/13 16:34pm]

Nice one.

So there is a punchline after all. Maybe it was the ghost of Jacko stole ya car? "Honestly, we outta gas" style.

Good they didn't bang it up for ya. Enjoy the shine on, shine off.