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Thread started 03/01/13 9:05am

funkpill

Dude Finally Found The Nerve To Tell His Fiancee

That he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.
"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.
"Not on her best day," he replied.
"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"
"No, she's broke."
"Well, then, is it sex?"
"Nobody does it like you, babe."
"Then what can she do that I can't?"
"Sue me for child support." confused

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Reply #1 posted 03/01/13 9:46am

kiasheri

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damn lol lol lol lol lol

I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!!
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Reply #2 posted 03/01/13 10:44am

chocolate1

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omg doh! lol

Happy Friday! biggrin


"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #3 posted 03/01/13 2:52pm

PurpleJedi

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falloff

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #4 posted 03/01/13 3:57pm

paintedlady

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evillol

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Reply #5 posted 03/01/13 4:04pm

paintedlady

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Happy weekend everyone! [Link only please - http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn...3577_n.jpg - luv4u - NSFW]

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Reply #6 posted 03/01/13 4:38pm

Timmy84

lol

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Reply #7 posted 03/01/13 4:53pm

Slave2daGroove

lol

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Reply #8 posted 03/01/13 4:59pm

RodeoSchro

Awesome! I've never heard that one!

falloff

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Reply #9 posted 03/01/13 5:00pm

PurpleJedi

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shake

Why, paintedlady?...WHY??????

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #10 posted 03/01/13 5:19pm

Timmy84

PurpleJedi said:

shake

Why, paintedlady?...WHY??????

lol

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Reply #11 posted 03/01/13 5:22pm

XxAxX

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PurpleJedi said:

shake

Why, paintedlady?...WHY??????

ditto that ill

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Reply #12 posted 03/01/13 8:04pm

paintedlady

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PurpleJedi said:

shake

Why, paintedlady?...WHY??????

Because someone sent that to me .... once you see it you can't unsee it! dead

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Reply #13 posted 03/01/13 8:43pm

PurpleJedi

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paintedlady said:

PurpleJedi said:

shake

Why, paintedlady?...WHY??????

Because someone sent that to me .... once you see it you can't unsee it! dead

fishslap - for you.

fishslap - for whomever gave that to you.

dead

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Reply #14 posted 03/01/13 11:16pm

HuMpThAnG

awww...yuk rolleyes

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Reply #15 posted 03/01/13 11:29pm

Timmy84

PurpleJedi said:

paintedlady said:

Because someone sent that to me .... once you see it you can't unsee it! dead

fishslap - for you.

fishslap - for whomever gave that to you.

dead

lol

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Reply #16 posted 03/01/13 11:31pm

JoeTyler

damn lol I needed like 10 seconds to get it...

falloff

tinkerbell
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Reply #17 posted 03/01/13 11:42pm

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Good one. wink

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #18 posted 03/02/13 12:05am

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HuMpThAnG said:

awww...yuk rolleyes

Googely eyeballed dicks belong in joke threads... I am sorry I didn't have a googely eyed pussy for your entertainment... but somehow I think you would not of wanted to see that either.

evillol

comfort

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Reply #19 posted 03/02/13 12:39am

OnlyNDaUsa

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paintedlady said:

HuMpThAnG said:

awww...yuk rolleyes

Googely eyeballed dicks belong in joke threads... I am sorry I didn't have a googely eyed pussy for your entertainment... but somehow I think you would not of wanted to see that either.

evillol

comfort

except without a NSFW warning it could get someone in trouble. and i am pretty sure it is a violation of the rules. Not that I am going to report it...

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Reply #20 posted 03/02/13 1:10am

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OnlyNDaUsa said:

paintedlady said:

Googely eyeballed dicks belong in joke threads... I am sorry I didn't have a googely eyed pussy for your entertainment... but somehow I think you would not of wanted to see that either.

evillol

comfort

except without a NSFW warning it could get someone in trouble. and i am pretty sure it is a violation of the rules. Not that I am going to report it...

Yeah.. I don't know how to link it...

but the mods might smile

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Reply #21 posted 03/02/13 2:10am

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paintedlady said:

OnlyNDaUsa said:

except without a NSFW warning it could get someone in trouble. and i am pretty sure it is a violation of the rules. Not that I am going to report it...

Yeah.. I don't know how to link it...

but the mods might smile

Please report any thread that needs it next time. Don't wait for a mod to go eek Thanks giggle

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Reply #22 posted 03/02/13 2:57am

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luv4u said:

paintedlady said:

Yeah.. I don't know how to link it...

but the mods might smile

Please report any thread that needs it next time. Don't wait for a mod to go eek Thanks giggle

Oh TY!! Sorry for making everyone's eyes bleed. boxed

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Reply #23 posted 03/02/13 3:33am

PurpleJedi

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paintedlady said:

HuMpThAnG said:

awww...yuk rolleyes

Googely eyeballed dicks belong in joke threads... I am sorry I didn't have a googely eyed pussy for your entertainment... but somehow I think you would not of wanted to see that either.

evillol

comfort

lurking

...uhm...they have those sorts of pics?

hmm

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #24 posted 03/02/13 3:42am

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PurpleJedi said:

paintedlady said:

Googely eyeballed dicks belong in joke threads... I am sorry I didn't have a googely eyed pussy for your entertainment... but somehow I think you would not of wanted to see that either.

evillol

comfort

lurking

...uhm...they have those sorts of pics?

hmm

falloff !!!

Pinned Image


http://nsfw

[Edited 3/1/13 19:49pm]

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Reply #25 posted 03/02/13 3:48am

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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #26 posted 03/02/13 3:50am

paintedlady

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^^^^ lol lol lol lol

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Reply #27 posted 03/02/13 1:36pm

ThisOne

lol

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Reply #28 posted 03/03/13 7:45am

PurpleJedi

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fishslap all y'all!

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