okay... that thread title should keep him out. there's no way he will open a thread thats not about him.

so now we are free to talk about him.

can we start by talking about his obsession with fitted sheets? WTF is that about?

he's all like

"look at me, i'm dan and i start threads about folding laundry. blah blah blah"

i mean, come on...

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I believe that it's due to the fact that when he's "engaged" in "relations" he finds himself closest to the mattress and it bothers him to have to grip wrinkled sheets??

but I'm just speculating...

I'll read this hotmess in a few days, but I'd like everybody to look at this picture of Madonna until then:

RenHoek said:

I believe that it's due to the fact that when he's "engaged" in "relations" he finds himself closest to the mattress and it bothers him to have to grip wrinkled sheets??

but I'm just speculating...

meaning he jacks off while on his back?

cause there is no way he's having relations with anyone but his hand

oh, crap... no one move. like a t-rex, dan cant see you if you dont move.

cborgman said:

RenHoek said:

I believe that it's due to the fact that when he's "engaged" in "relations" he finds himself closest to the mattress and it bothers him to have to grip wrinkled sheets??

but I'm just speculating...

meaning he jacks off while on his back?

cause there is no way he's having relations with anyone but his hand

*insert-Prince-face-down-gif-here*

fun fact:

dan also has arms like a t-rex.

i actually do a good dan impression... wanna see?

[img:$uid]http://www.easymemes.com/uploads/memes/74926_gTnSYb9XbTD1yQp.jpg[/img:$uid]

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cborgman said:

fun fact:

dan also has arms like a t-rex.

i actually do a good dan impression... wanna see?

[img:$uid]http://www.easymemes.com/uploads/memes/74926_gTnSYb9XbTD1yQp.jpg[/img:$uid]

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[img:$uid]http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f151/renhoek2k5/GIFS/ChickenDan.gif[/img:$uid]

cborgman said:

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Imago is sick.

Poisened.

As long as he's suffering food poison, he'll be obsessed with his sheets.

dJJ said:

Imago is sick.

Poisened.

As long as he's suffering food poison, he'll be obsessed with his sheets.

i heard he has a serious case of gangnamphilia...

cborgman said:

dJJ said:

Imago is sick.

Poisened.

As long as he's suffering food poison, he'll be obsessed with his sheets.

i heard he has a serious case of gangnamphilia...

I think he's got more philia's than we think

Those videos

X100

imago said:

I'll read this hotmess in a few days, but I'd like everybody to look at this picture of Madonna until then:

is the placement of that bottle just a coincidence or is it actually dangling from his corkscrew?????

[img:$uid]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md587uEt9w1rsedrbo1_400.gif[/img:$uid]

i wish i could dress like this in real life!

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only thing i can relate with to homeboy is wanting to be center of erection and digging the emoticon

man, this thread went down like a dan thread.

or

it went down as fast as dan.

pick your punchline.

cborgman said:

man, this thread went down like a dan thread.

or

it went down as fast as dan.

pick your punchline.

Not enough Brits to save the thread.

iaminparties said:

cborgman said:

man, this thread went down like a dan thread.

or

it went down as fast as dan.

pick your punchline.

Not enough Brits to save the thread.

not enough brits...

cborgman said:

man, this thread went down like a dan thread.

or

it went down as fast as dan.

pick your punchline.

Did it go....

FACEDOWN!!!!!

(c'mon, cut me some slack... it's a fuckin' Prince fam site... )

RenHoek said:

cborgman said:

man, this thread went down like a dan thread.

or

it went down as fast as dan.

pick your punchline.

Did it go....

FACEDOWN!!!!!

(c'mon, cut me some slack... it's a fuckin' Prince fam site... )

it's funny because you made a facedown joke last night too.

i think someone just found their new schtick!

cborgman said:

RenHoek said:

Did it go....

FACEDOWN!!!!!

(c'mon, cut me some slack... it's a fuckin' Prince fam site... )

it's funny because you made a facedown joke last night too.

i think someone just found their new schtick!

Yea, and now he wants to know if we will all volunteer to "sail" in his anus. That guy needs to

get PJ to settle down or something

Dans motto

Is it just me or does Dan remind you of gay porn star Brandon Lee?

Just the other day a Brandon Lee porn accidently got popped up on my computer... you know it happens?

And Brandon was screaming at this guy to eat his ass like he was calling someone down for sunday dinner.

I can see orgerdonk doing that on a saturday.