Not often. In the playground, that's about it.

don't need to be directly hit on anymore. the cat and mouse thing is quite interesting .

Recently I got hit on by a guy who lives nearby... I thought he was a Latino guy. I got lost in his face, my eyes were following his scars across his face. He looked as if someone stuck his face up against a running metal fan blades... he had scars similar to those of manatees have on their backs.

I wondered what could have caused those scars.... until I saw his teeth...

the bottom row was stained and it looked as if each tooth was framed in some sort of yellowish twine. The teeth were so loaded with tartar. Why is it always the bottom teeth? The teeth were crooked too... the middle one stuck out, almost laying flat and pushed forward as if one tried to previously pry it out with a crowbar.

Then I noticed his narrow shoulders... why are they so narrow... is it just that his head is so large? Is he related to little people? Does he have a curved spine that makes his shoulders slide downward so severly causing his frame to look like an arrow with a pumpkin on top?

I didn't listen to a word he said... didn't even remeber his name... then I jumped to attention to his words when he mentioned I was beautiful... BEAUTIFUL??? Oh God no...

Me: "I have a boyfriend, his name is Teddy... he is a 6'4" tall guy... he works nearby, you know him?"

He thought for a minute and then his eyes widened and he said "Oh SHIT!! Yeah, that's dude who drives that gray suv right? Yeah! I know him! Wow... he's a big dude... he a good guy."

Me: "I'll tell him you said so."

*shudders*

paintedlady said:

Recently I got hit on by a guy who lives nearby... I thought he was a Latino guy. I got lost in his face, my eyes were following his scars across his face. He looked as if someone stuck his face up against a running metal fan blades... he had scars similar to those of manatees have on their backs.

I wondered what could have caused those scars.... until I saw his teeth...

the bottom row was stained and it looked as if each tooth was framed in some sort of yellowish twine. The teeth were so loaded with tartar. Why is it always the bottom teeth? The teeth were crooked too... the middle one stuck out, almost laying flat and pushed forward as if one tried to previously pry it out with a crowbar.

Then I noticed his narrow shoulders... why are they so narrow... is it just that his head is so large? Is he related to little people? Does he have a curved spine that makes his shoulders slide downward so severly causing his frame to look like an arrow with a pumpkin on top?

I didn't listen to a word he said... didn't even remeber his name... then I jumped to attention to his words when he mentioned I was beautiful... BEAUTIFUL??? Oh God no...

Me: "I have a boyfriend, his name is Teddy... he is a 6'4" tall guy... he works nearby, you know him?"

He thought for a minute and then his eyes widened and he said "Oh SHIT!! Yeah, that's dude who drives that gray suv right? Yeah! I know him! Wow... he's a big dude... he a good guy."

Me: "I'll tell him you said so."

*shudders*

Depends on where I go...

If I'm in a "normal" club (which I'm not very often), I get "hit on" all the time, but I can't really take it personally. Most of the time, these girls are terribly stupid, drunk and just want to get close to me because they've seen my face on television or heard my music somewhere on the internet.

That's the same reason why I don't get "hit on" at all when I'm in a rather upper class bar. If people do recognise me, they are respectable enough to leave me alone.

And if I'm somewhere inbetween and surrounded by "average" people who are not drunk or who don't know who I am, somebody comes up to talk to me from time to time, but soon leaves because they may find me "weird".

Really, I think the reason why women don't try to pick up men in "upper class" places is just that they'll turn "uppity" as soon as they enter them and think they're supposed to behave in a certain way in those places. They'll behave differently when they go to other places.

Only when I wear a thong. So pretty much all the time.

Only when I do online videos but never in person.

Often.