ian said:

Yeah, and we see how many votes you got. You had to get one from someone who was sucking your arse!

The vote from WKB for 9s does not count. She is a hairy suckup who needs to trim her bush.

My nose is really snotty right now. I'd love to stay and talk about how unfunny you are, but, I need to wipe it, right.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I hope you take defeat with more grace when you are doing your band competitions, BBMD

[color=red:7c411b6c78:d477f384ad:a3bad6d094:34a40eb2a5:60e4c0ab86]The results!!



The Loser List:
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[*] JaneyPoos and her pointless "I'm bored so I'm going to post the first piece of crap that pops into my head!" threads clearly aren't winning her any votes, one vote only despite her love of classic British comedy. I guess you should pay attention to the jokes a bit more, Janey!



ian

The results!!
The Loser List:

• In a surprise result, POOK only received a single vote. I guess everyone's favourite monkey isn't as funny as he used to be, and the froggy baby search has grown a bit old.
  
• Haystack, despite all his hard work and great efforts, received fuck all votes. Perhaps this is a sign that he should leave the comedy to those who are funny Misquote that!
  
• KingBAD, a king only in his own mind, was not reigning supreme today... his poor spelling, princebonics and claims of grandeur seem to be falling on deaf ears...
  
• BattierBeMyDaddy got only one vote. So I suppose all these stupid "fake flame wars" between her and IceNine aren't funny after all.
  
• JaneyPoos and her pointless "I'm bored so I'm going to post the first piece of crap that pops into my head!" threads clearly aren't winning her any votes, one vote only despite her love of classic British comedy. I guess you should pay attention to the jokes a bit more, Janey!
  
• Another shock result: Org celebrity and gossip-columnist Aerogram failed to even be mentioned, indicating a declining popularity which possibly coincides with his increased activity in the Politics & Religion forum.
  
• Other losers include Vashti, Redfeathers, jnoel, SuperC, althom, june7, Lleena, Diva, LaV, Insatiable, XxAxX, AzureStar.
  

Next we discuss the people who managed to get a couple of votes at least, the people who get the odd witty one-liner but otherwise spent most of their time repeating their same tired one joke over and over in the vain hope that someone will eventually find it funny

The Middle Ground:

• Surprisingly, the mighty KingSausage only managed 3 votes, which could be attributed to his ninja-like lurking.
  
• Aaron and all of his many accounts that I've deleted over the years got 3 votes
  
• bkw might be disappointed with his middle-ground score of 3 votes, but he's probably too drunk to notice.
  
• Shausler only got 3 votes, indicating that his poetry wasn't that funny after all.
  
• Org debating stalwart wellbeyond ended up with a mere 2 votes... try harder next year WB!
  
• Clearly for Natsume, winning two Org Gold Stars has created some division between her and the rest of the Org, creating jealousy. Some even alleged she got the stars because of a moderator's weakness for Japanese females. This is of course utterly untrue. However, her catfood eating antics were only funny enough to get 2 votes.
  
• Other middling people were HandClapzFingaSnapz, CalhounSq, Boob, Christopher, SexLovely, Sag, CarrieLee, Supernova. Surprising to see so many old-school Orgers there, I guess they've been happy to let others get all the comedy glory.
  

Finally we move on to the winners!

The best of the best:

• With 7 votes, he's left his flaming days behind to concentrate on more comedic matters - rdhull is in third place!
  
• With an inexplicable 10 votes, the terribly unfunny and occasionally grumpy duck gets second second place - congrats MrBliss!
  
• And of course, no surprise, the top spot goes to 2the9s!!!
  

Additionally, we have a special OBN award (Order of the Brown Nose) which goes to 2the9s for his complimentary comments about the Org's Bastard Moderator, your very own Ian.

I'll announce the prize in a moment...

ian

I didn't want to be the funniest orger anygoddamnway


I'm here to be mean. And for those of you who didn't vote for me, expect many many mean jokes at your expense. I'll show you the funniest damn orger you ever saw

wow! 2nd! .. i'm truly touched... i'm now printing this thread out to show to all my friends... the title of "2nd funniest Prince orger" is certain to bring many rewards... i may even get into places for free... and get to watch as much girl on girl action as i please...yep...shit like this will really get the girlies HOT! ... i'm set..

wow! 2nd! .. i'm truly touched... i'm now printing this thread out to show to all my friends... the title of "2nd funniest Prince orger" is certain to bring many rewards... i may even get into places for free... and get to watch as much girl on girl action as i please...yep...shit like this will really get the girlies HOT! ... i'm set..

wow! 2nd! .. i'm truly touched... i'm now printing this thread out to show to all my friends... the title of "2nd funniest Prince orger" is certain to bring many rewards... i may even get into places for free... and get to watch as much girl on girl action as i please...yep...shit like this will really get the girlies HOT! ... i'm set..

Clearly for Natsume, winning two Org Gold Stars has created some division between her and the rest of the Org, creating jealousy. Some even alleged she got the stars because of a moderator's weakness for Japanese females. This is of course utterly untrue. However, her catfood eating antics were only funny enough to get 2 votes

[*] Other losers include Vashti, Redfeathers, jnoel, SuperC, althom , june7, Lleena, Diva, LaV, Insatiable, XxAxX, AzureStar.

[*] bkw might be disappointed with his middle-ground score of 3 votes, but he's probably too drunk to notice.
ian

snip all the talk of losers...

• And of course, no surprise, the top spot goes to 2the9s!!!
  

I can announce that our winner, 2the9s, will be awarded an honorary Prince.Org old star for his sig. Also, he will be permitted to host a special Org Competition Thread (perhaps a treasure hunt or similar) and he can award a gold star to one luck Orger Imagine how great that will be!

hmmm mayb my bored posts are too much Bollocks!

damn how can i start thinking up some good threads?

And thanks 2 Lleena so i could at least make it into the Losers

But I need advice now... wheres a councillor when i need one
[This message was edited Sun Mar 9 9:51:21 PST 2003 by JaneyPoos]

jnoel... It's not so much the things he says that are humorous, as the way he words them sometimes. Cracks me up!

ian said:

Org debating stalwart wellbeyond ended up with a mere 2 votes... try harder next year WB!

mcmeekle said:

Oh, hey now, I voted for myself FAR more than twice!!...

wellbeyond said:

If you ask me, that Ian guy is just trying to start a flame war.

I am a loser