Well Org, the Captain's body of work is now 100 posts strong. My, how time flies. It was only a month ago that I was Googling the word "orgy" and somehow came across this site. Now here I am, 100 posts older, 100 posts wiser, and, if possible, even more well hung then before.

There have been highs and lows. Certainly the feedback I received on the Wendy's chick made me feel like I'm not alone out there thinking that she is completely hot. And over 2000 views for the Swimsuit issue thread shows that there are a lot of people out there seeking the views of the Captain as it relates to thongs and bikinis. True, my Icelandic Porn Ban thread got moved to the political forum but that's okay. The mods know what they're doing, even if I don't ever get any sticky threads.

I'd like to thank all the Orgers who made these 100 posts possible. I'd like to thank all the Org ladies for being hot. I'd like to thank the good Lord for creating such an awesome package. I'd like to thank all the hookers and strippers and porn stars who have the Captain's world just a little brighter. I'd like to thank the inventor of penicillin. And of course, I need to thank my wingman, my brother from another mother, my bff AdmiralDisorder for always looking out for the fly honies with absolutley no self-esteem.

The Captain loves you Org. Think I'll stick around for a while.

You kind of strike me as someone who would tip cows. Are you a cow tipper?

Cow said:

You kind of strike me as someone who would tip cows. Are you a cow tipper?

He seems more likely to slip on those rubber gloves that go all the way to the shoulder.

As the Captain sits back, basking in the accolades and accusations of improper cow conduct, I wonder where the next 100 posts will take me. Should I talk about my hopes, my dreams, my world view? Should I share my insights on politics or religion or how to make the world a better place?

And then a little voice enters my head. And it says, "Talk about your penis." Size, width, girth, dimensions. That's what the Org wants.

And so the Captain shall...

i will hit my 50,000th post in the next day or two.

the cap'n needs to get on the ball.

but congrats

CaptainChaos said:

As the Captain sits back, basking in the accolades and accusations of improper cow conduct, I wonder where the next 100 posts will take me. Should I talk about my hopes, my dreams, my world view? Should I share my insights on politics or religion or how to make the world a better place?

And then a little voice enters my head. And it says, "Talk about your penis." Size, width, girth, dimensions. That's what the Org wants.

And so the Captain shall...

:listening:

cborgman said:

i will hit my 50,000th post in the next day or two.

the cap'n needs to get on the ball.

but congrats

Thought 100 was a lot. I had T-shirts made up and everything. Admiral sent a "strippergram"

cborgman said:

CaptainChaos said:

As the Captain sits back, basking in the accolades and accusations of improper cow conduct, I wonder where the next 100 posts will take me. Should I talk about my hopes, my dreams, my world view? Should I share my insights on politics or religion or how to make the world a better place?

And then a little voice enters my head. And it says, "Talk about your penis." Size, width, girth, dimensions. That's what the Org wants.

And so the Captain shall...

:listening:

How doe one describe something so vast, so large, so mysterious? It's like describing the cosmos, mere words cannot do it justice.

Let's say for starters that, for many years, the Captain thought he was born with three legs.

Also my penis is used a classification of measurement in 12 countries. (Example: That house is 12 Captain penises wide)

A little know fact: before James Cameron created that vehicle for going down to the deep, deep ocean, there was discussion of lowering the Captain's penis down to the ocean floor. Alas, I was too ticklish.

Another note of interest: every time the Captain gets an erection, I require a full blood transfusion based on how much blood is going to my enlarged member.

Also, I was Marky Mark's stunt penis double in "Boogie Nights" but they had to use CGI effects to make me appear smaller for fear of sending the audience into a frenzy.

It's big.

CaptainChaos said:

As the Captain sits back, basking in the accolades and accusations of improper cow conduct, I wonder where the next 100 posts will take me. Should I talk about my hopes, my dreams, my world view? Should I share my insights on politics or religion or how to make the world a better place?

And then a little voice enters my head. And it says, "Talk about your penis." Size, width, girth, dimensions. That's what the Org wants.

And so the Captain shall...

CaptainChaos said:

cborgman said:

i will hit my 50,000th post in the next day or two.

the cap'n needs to get on the ball.

but congrats

Thought 100 was a lot. I had T-shirts made up and everything. Admiral sent a "strippergram"

Hit, this is AdmiralDisorder, Captain's best friend, mirror valet, and wingman. I know the Captain comes off as braggadocius sometimes. Quite frankly, sometimes he is a real ass. But the thing you need to know about my buddy is that, deep down, way, way, way down underneath all the penis and stripper talk, is a warm, caring, upstanding citizen of the highest order. He has saved my life more than a few times and the work he has down with Guatamalan orphans...well it brings tears to my eyes. So anyway, I know that my friend is not everyone's cup of tea but give him a chance. I think you will come to like him and, what's more respect him.

AdmiralDisorder, out.

CaptainChaos said:

Hit, this is AdmiralDisorder, Captain's best friend, mirror valet, and wingman. I know the Captain comes off as braggadocius sometimes. Quite frankly, sometimes he is a real ass. But the thing you need to know about my buddy is that, deep down, way, way, way down underneath all the penis and stripper talk, is a warm, caring, upstanding citizen of the highest order. He has saved my life more than a few times and the work he has down with Guatamalan orphans...well it brings tears to my eyes. So anyway, I know that my friend is not everyone's cup of tea but give him a chance. I think you will come to like him and, what's more respect him.

AdmiralDisorder, out.

yes. the Captain was just telling us about his 'upstanding citizen'