...do any of the following outrageous things?

I mean...everyone has a price for almost anything.

We've had some interesting threads on here about the "Indecent Proposal" scenario (having sex with someone for money)...so in that vein, let's consider other possibilities.

HOW MUCH MONEY would it take to get you to;

1. - Streak (run bare naked through) a sporting event?
2. - Kiss a hideous/repulsive-looking stranger?
3. - Get in the ring with a pro-boxer/MMA fighter? (Yes, there are female boxers/fighters so you too ladies)
4. - Complete a Tough Mudder course?
5. - Compete in Fear Factor?
6. - Tattoo a corporate sponsor on your arm?
7. - Eat a ghost pepper?

In the interest of keeping this reasonably grounded in reality, let's set a high limit at $5million.

?

I'm afraid I'm too much of a prude to do any of that for money.

Here are mine;

1. $2,000 for streaking (so long as any legal fees are covered in case I'm arrested)

2. $5,000 to kiss a fugly stranger (opposite sex, no halitosis, and no popcorn teeth)

3. $100,000 to fight a pro (that should cover the 6 months in the hospital)

4. $500 to complete the Tough Mudder course (hell if I were in better shape, I'd do it for the cost of gas, tolls & lunch!)

5. $1,000,000 to compete on Fear Factor (no way I'm eating intestines or swimming with snakes for anything less)

6. $500,000 to get a corporate tattoo (as long as it's not gigantic)

7. $25,000 to eat a ghost pepper (at 400x the heat of tabasco sauce, that's months of burning shits!)

Timmy84 said:

I'm afraid I'm too much of a prude to do any of that for money.

DUDE...seriously?

Here's an easy one; say Delta Airlines puts HALF A MILLION DOLLARS on the table in front of you, and all you have to do is tattoo their logo on your arm...you would TURN THAT DOWN???

I'm not a tattoo guy (hell, there are people who'd do it for $100bucks!) but for that amount of cash, I'd do it.

Timmy84 said:

I'm afraid I'm too much of a prude to do any of that for money.

PurpleJedi said:

Timmy84 said:

I'm afraid I'm too much of a prude to do any of that for money.

DUDE...seriously?

Here's an easy one; say Delta Airlines puts HALF A MILLION DOLLARS on the table in front of you, and all you have to do is tattoo their logo on your arm...you would TURN THAT DOWN???

I'm not a tattoo guy (hell, there are people who'd do it for $100bucks!) but for that amount of cash, I'd do it.

You DAMN right I'm serious!

PurpleJedi said:

...do any of the following outrageous things?

I mean...everyone has a price for almost anything.

We've had some interesting threads on here about the "Indecent Proposal" scenario (having sex with someone for money)...so in that vein, let's consider other possibilities.

HOW MUCH MONEY would it take to get you to;

1. - Streak (run bare naked through) a sporting event? $25,000
2. - Kiss a hideous/repulsive-looking stranger? $50
3. - Get in the ring with a pro-boxer/MMA fighter? (Yes, there are female boxers/fighters so you too ladies) $100,000
4. - Complete a Tough Mudder course? Wouldn't be able to complete that
5. - Compete in Fear Factor? Whatever the prize is
6. - Tattoo a corporate sponsor on your arm? Doesn't matter..I'd tatt anything if I don't have to pay for it.. so If I get paid for it, sky's the limit!!
7. - Eat a ghost pepper? $100

In the interest of keeping this reasonably grounded in reality, let's set a high limit at $5million.

?

I'm cheap

[Edited 2/11/13 13:52pm]

I wouldn't do any of them for any amount of money for the following reasons:

Streak (run bare naked through) a sporting event?

I'm far too much of a prude

Kiss a hideous/repulsive-looking stranger?

How would this stranger feel knowing I was paid to kiss them? That's just wrong.

Get in the ring with a pro-boxer/MMA fighter? (Yes, there are female boxers/fighters so you too ladies)

I'm not a masochist.

Complete a Tough Mudder course?

Mud is gross.

Compete in Fear Factor?

I would refuse to eat anything that's not vegetarian, so I wouldn't get very far anyway. And I hate spiders and bugs.

Tattoo a corporate sponsor on your arm?

I'm not an advertisement.

Eat a ghost pepper?

See answer to number 3.

Tokyo89 said:

PurpleJedi said:

...do any of the following outrageous things?

I mean...everyone has a price for almost anything.

We've had some interesting threads on here about the "Indecent Proposal" scenario (having sex with someone for money)...so in that vein, let's consider other possibilities.

HOW MUCH MONEY would it take to get you to;

1. - Streak (run bare naked through) a sporting event? $25,000
2. - Kiss a hideous/repulsive-looking stranger? $50
3. - Get in the ring with a pro-boxer/MMA fighter? (Yes, there are female boxers/fighters so you too ladies) $100,000
4. - Complete a Tough Mudder course? Wouldn't be able to complete that
5. - Compete in Fear Factor? Whatever the prize is
6. - Tattoo a corporate sponsor on your arm? Doesn't matter..I'd tatt anything if I don't have to pay for it.. so If I get paid for it, sky's the limit!!
7. - Eat a ghost pepper? $100

In the interest of keeping this reasonably grounded in reality, let's set a high limit at $5million.

?

I'm cheap

Well so far you & I are the only ones up for sale.

How you doin'?

Genesia said:

Timmy84 said:

I'm afraid I'm too much of a prude to do any of that for money.

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

You're an ACTRESS.

If Universal Pictures signed you to a movie, and paid you $2,000,000 to star opposite XXX (name the ugliest actor you can think of) and there was a kissing scene - like the commercial with Bar Refaeli - you would TURN IT DOWN????

Or if the the movie you had to run naked across a crowded football stadium (real live people, no CGI)????

PurpleJedi said:

Genesia said:

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

You're an ACTRESS.

If Universal Pictures signed you to a movie, and paid you $2,000,000 to star opposite XXX (name the ugliest actor you can think of) and there was a kissing scene - like the commercial with Bar Refaeli - you would TURN IT DOWN????

Or if the the movie you had to run naked across a crowded football stadium (real live people, no CGI)????

Honey, at my age, nobody is paying me to do either of those things.

Genesia said:

PurpleJedi said:

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!

You're an ACTRESS.

If Universal Pictures signed you to a movie, and paid you $2,000,000 to star opposite XXX (name the ugliest actor you can think of) and there was a kissing scene - like the commercial with Bar Refaeli - you would TURN IT DOWN????

Or if the the movie you had to run naked across a crowded football stadium (real live people, no CGI)????

Honey, at my age, nobody is paying me to do either of those things.

I remember that pic of you in the hat.

If not money, what about prestige???

How about a Martin Scorcese film (for whatever base pay for an actress is)?

PurpleJedi said:

HOW MUCH MONEY would it take to get you to;

1. - Streak (run bare naked through) a sporting event?
2. - Eat a ghost pepper?

In the interest of keeping this reasonably grounded in reality, let's set a high limit at $5million.

Since it's a given that I wouldn't be doing ANYTHING for less than the maximum amount this thread allows; I can easily say that I'd do either of those two things I've highlighted (...for 5 million, each), even though I don't know what a ghost pepper is (...guess I'd just be that naked dude running down the 50-yard line with the culo-caliente... ON HIS WAY TO THE BANK...).

PDogz said:

PurpleJedi said:

HOW MUCH MONEY would it take to get you to;

1. - Streak (run bare naked through) a sporting event?
2. - Eat a ghost pepper?

In the interest of keeping this reasonably grounded in reality, let's set a high limit at $5million.

Since it's a given that I wouldn't be doing ANYTHING for less than the maximum amount this thread allows; I can easily say that I'd do either of those two things I've highlighted (...for 5 million, each), even though I don't know what a ghost pepper is (...guess I'd just be that naked dude running down the 50-yard line with the culo-caliente... ON HIS WAY TO THE BANK...).

PurpleJedi said:

Genesia said:

Honey, at my age, nobody is paying me to do either of those things.

I remember that pic of you in the hat.

If not money, what about prestige???

How about a Martin Scorcese film (for whatever base pay for an actress is)?

Martin Scorcese would never have a past-middle-age woman streaking in one of his films.

My face looks okay. The rest of me?. It'd take an act of God to get me in the kind of shape I'd need to be in to do that.

And I just turned down a part in a play (in part) because the person who would have played my husband creeps me out.

I've already kissed an ugly stranger for free when I was drunk.

Genesia said:

PurpleJedi said:

I remember that pic of you in the hat.

If not money, what about prestige???

How about a Martin Scorcese film (for whatever base pay for an actress is)?

Martin Scorcese would never have a past-middle-age woman streaking in one of his films.

My face looks okay. The rest of me?. It'd take an act of God to get me in the kind of shape I'd need to be in to do that.

And I just turned down a part in a play (in part) because the person who would have played my husband creeps me out.

I.Will.Break.You.

OKAY.
You are cast opposite Brad Pitt in Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons II...and you are being paid $5,000,000 to run naked through a field with him.

TELL ME YOU WOULD TURN IT DOWN.

vainandy said:

I've already kissed an ugly stranger for free when I was drunk.

What if he was ugly AND completely shaven (head-to-toe)?

PurpleJedi said:

PurpleJedi said:

vainandy said:

I've already kissed an ugly stranger for free when I was drunk.

What if he was ugly AND completely shaven (head-to-toe)?

aaawwww good one

PurpleJedi said:

...do any of the following outrageous things?

I mean...everyone has a price for almost anything.

We've had some interesting threads on here about the "Indecent Proposal" scenario (having sex with someone for money)...so in that vein, let's consider other possibilities.

HOW MUCH MONEY would it take to get you to;

1. - Streak (run bare naked through) a sporting event? Too freakin' bashful, and pictures last forever so ain't no amount of money gonna get rid of that shame.
2. - Kiss a hideous/repulsive-looking stranger? I think I'd feel bad, what's repulsive.
3. - Get in the ring with a pro-boxer/MMA fighter? (Yes, there are female boxers/fighters so you too ladies) I'd get in the ring and if they promise not too knock out any teeth or bruise me, a $2mil wouldn't hurt.
4. - Complete a Tough Mudder course? This being the org, I'm afraid to even find out what that is.
5. - Compete in Fear Factor? Nope, I've gagged too many times just watching somebody else.
6. - Tattoo a corporate sponsor on your arm? Sure, on my arm, a cool mil, all the stuff I buy with logos on them, to get paid, I got bills.
7. - Eat a ghost pepper? Since even a lot of black pepper is a challenge for me, I don't think I'd survive the experience.

In the interest of keeping this reasonably grounded in reality, let's set a high limit at $5million.

?

As if somebody would pay me a dime.

[Edited 2/11/13 16:28pm]

PurpleJedi said:

...do any of the following outrageous things?

I mean...everyone has a price for almost anything.

We've had some interesting threads on here about the "Indecent Proposal" scenario (having sex with someone for money)...so in that vein, let's consider other possibilities.

HOW MUCH MONEY would it take to get you to;

1. - Streak (run bare naked through) a sporting event?
2. - Kiss a hideous/repulsive-looking stranger?
3. - Get in the ring with a pro-boxer/MMA fighter? (Yes, there are female boxers/fighters so you too ladies)
4. - Complete a Tough Mudder course?
5. - Compete in Fear Factor?
6. - Tattoo a corporate sponsor on your arm?
7. - Eat a ghost pepper?

In the interest of keeping this reasonably grounded in reality, let's set a high limit at $5million.

?

Streak (run bare naked through) a sporting event?

free. i do that all the time anyway. kidding! buck fifty

Kiss a hideous/repulsive-looking stranger?

free. on the cheek.

Get in the ring with a pro-boxer/MMA fighter? (Yes, there are female boxers/fighters so you too ladies)

i'd get in there for a buck fifty. but, i'd leave before the fisticuffs began

Complete a Tough Mudder course?

a million fifty

Compete in Fear Factor?

wouldn't. tacky show

Tattoo a corporate sponsor on your arm?

depends on the sponsor. maybe for a million fifty

Eat a ghost pepper?

free. they're good for us, with all that capsaicin. but i'd eat it over a period of one year

I'd rather work to get my $$$$... its called self respect.

1. 75,000

2. 150

3.1 million

4.400,000

5.5 million

6.100,000

7.500-1000

PurpleJedi said:

TD3 said:

I'd rather work to get my $$$$... its called self respect.

PurpleJedi said:

vainandy said:

I've already kissed an ugly stranger for free when I was drunk.

What if he was ugly AND completely shaven (head-to-toe)?

OK now that's cold Jedi.

LadyCasanova said:

Man, fuck these prudes.

You only live once and I got bills to pay! Plus, I've done some of these for free

1. 1 Million for streaking. If I am going to get tackled while naked, outside of the bedroom, it better

be worth it. Especially if I break something!

2. $500 to kiss Imago. Kiss, not make out. That would be extra. Also, must be disease free.

3. 2 Million to fight a pro. Doctors don't play in cali.

4. 0 to complete the Tough Mudder course.

5. I don't think any amount of money would get me on Fear Factor. Unless I could quit right after

signing up and still get paid.

6. $500,000 to get a corporate tattoo. Cant be anywhere on my face/neck/tits/or vag area.

7. $500,000 to eat a ghost pepper.

Well then I guess you're shit out of luck!

DysregulatedToxicity said:

LadyCasanova said:

Man, fuck these prudes.

You only live once and I got bills to pay! Plus, I've done some of these for free

1. 1 Million for streaking. If I am going to get tackled while naked, outside of the bedroom, it better

be worth it. Especially if I break something!

2. $500 to kiss Imago. Kiss, not make out. That would be extra. Also, must be disease free.

3. 2 Million to fight a pro. Doctors don't play in cali.

4. 0 to complete the Tough Mudder course.

5. I don't think any amount of money would get me on Fear Factor. Unless I could quit right after

signing up and still get paid.

6. $500,000 to get a corporate tattoo. Cant be anywhere on my face/neck/tits/or vag area.

7. $500,000 to eat a ghost pepper.

Well then I guess you're shit out of luck!

He just spent waaaay 2 much time getting around. I should have PJ tested!!