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Muse and Lav are competing in a NO-HOLDS-BARRED PUPPY KILLING MATCH FOR SATAN!!! Who do you think will win?
Each of these warriors has vowed to kill as many puppies as possible within a 2 hour period... they will be using blunt objects, knives, cars, guns, electric shock, poison and various other weapons to murder and mutilate as many innocent animals as possible... who do you think has the most skill? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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a;sjnvr;asnjrgklgdr sor;nvg; sndj AAAAAHHHHHRRRRRGGGG [This message was edited Fri Mar 7 19:12:28 PST 2003 by theSpark] | |
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theSpark said: Well, Lav has an edge with her moderator powers...
I think that lav can probably kill a good number of puppies, but Muse is VERY fucking motivated... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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GO LAV GO LAV! | |
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Where are they, I bought a ticket for some puppy killing on this thread!  | |
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theSpark said: Where are they, I bought a ticket for some puppy killing on this thread!
Well... they are out killing puppies at the moment... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Lavishh!!! how could you??? 
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AaronFantastic said: Lavishh!!! how could you???
[Snipped. Ian] I'm reporting that. That's just cruel and disgusting! HOW DARE YOU POST A DAD DOG! POOR DOG! -------
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AaronFantastic said: Lavishh!!! how could you???
[Snipped. Ian] It is her calling... she is a puppy killer. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronFantastic said: Lavishh!!! how could you???
[Snipped. Ian] I'm reporting that. That's just cruel and disgusting! HOW DARE YOU POST A DAD DOG! POOR DOG! how do you know he was a dad dog? looks like a puppy to me. hey, Lav and Muse are the ones killing puppies. not me | |
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AaronFantastic said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronFantastic said: Lavishh!!! how could you???
[Snipped. Ian] I'm reporting that. That's just cruel and disgusting! HOW DARE YOU POST A DAD DOG! POOR DOG! how do you know he was a dad dog? looks like a puppy to me. hey, Lav and Muse are the ones killing puppies. not me Cuz it looks like he's probably shagged a few mommy dogs in his lifetime. He may look little, but I bet he had it where it counts. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronFantastic said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AaronFantastic said: Lavishh!!! how could you???
[Snipped. Ian] I'm reporting that. That's just cruel and disgusting! HOW DARE YOU POST A DAD DOG! POOR DOG! how do you know he was a dad dog? looks like a puppy to me. hey, Lav and Muse are the ones killing puppies. not me Cuz it looks like he's probably shagged a few mommy dogs in his lifetime. He may look little, but I bet he had it where it counts. lived hard and died hard. that's the way to go  | |
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but seriously, how long before this thread gets locked/deleted for real?  | |
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AaronFantastic said: lived hard and died hard. that's the way to go
Aaron, you are a sexy bitch. -------
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hehehehehehe, i figured  | |
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IceNine said: Who do you think will win?
Each of these warriors has vowed to kill as many puppies as possible within a 2 hour period... they will be using blunt objects, knives, cars, guns, electric shock, poison and various other weapons to murder and mutilate as many innocent animals as possible... who do you think has the most skill? 
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IceNine said: Who do you think will win?
Each of these warriors has vowed to kill as many puppies as possible within a 2 hour period... they will be using blunt objects, knives, cars, guns, electric shock, poison and various other weapons to murder and mutilate as many innocent animals as possible... who do you think has the most skill? Me, of course... Muse is a sweetheart, wouldn't hurt a fly. | |
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LaVisHh said: IceNine said: Who do you think will win?
Each of these warriors has vowed to kill as many puppies as possible within a 2 hour period... they will be using blunt objects, knives, cars, guns, electric shock, poison and various other weapons to murder and mutilate as many innocent animals as possible... who do you think has the most skill? Me, of course... Muse is a sweetheart, wouldn't hurt a fly. Ok... i wouldnt go THAT FAR! 
Ants, Cock Roaches, Otters, Flies, Mosquitoes  basically all pests 
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Muse2noPharaoh said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: Who do you think will win?
Each of these warriors has vowed to kill as many puppies as possible within a 2 hour period... they will be using blunt objects, knives, cars, guns, electric shock, poison and various other weapons to murder and mutilate as many innocent animals as possible... who do you think has the most skill? Me, of course... Muse is a sweetheart, wouldn't hurt a fly. Ok... i wouldnt go THAT FAR!
Ants, Cock Roaches, Otters, Flies, Mosquitoes basically all pests
. [This message was edited Fri Mar 7 21:39:43 PST 2003 by Muse2noPharaoh] Otters, eh? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: Who do you think will win?
Each of these warriors has vowed to kill as many puppies as possible within a 2 hour period... they will be using blunt objects, knives, cars, guns, electric shock, poison and various other weapons to murder and mutilate as many innocent animals as possible... who do you think has the most skill? Me, of course... Muse is a sweetheart, wouldn't hurt a fly. Ok... i wouldnt go THAT FAR!
Ants, Cock Roaches, Otters, Flies, Mosquitoes basically all pests
. [This message was edited Fri Mar 7 21:39:43 PST 2003 by Muse2noPharaoh] Otters, eh?  Oh dear, Im hearing voices! There are dead people speaking to me! | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: Who do you think will win?
Each of these warriors has vowed to kill as many puppies as possible within a 2 hour period... they will be using blunt objects, knives, cars, guns, electric shock, poison and various other weapons to murder and mutilate as many innocent animals as possible... who do you think has the most skill? Me, of course... Muse is a sweetheart, wouldn't hurt a fly. Ok... i wouldnt go THAT FAR!
Ants, Cock Roaches, Otters, Flies, Mosquitoes basically all pests
. [This message was edited Fri Mar 7 21:39:43 PST 2003 by Muse2noPharaoh] Otters, eh? Oh dear, Im hearing voices! There are dead people speaking to me!You heard me all right... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: Muse2noPharaoh said: LaVisHh said: IceNine said: Who do you think will win?
Each of these warriors has vowed to kill as many puppies as possible within a 2 hour period... they will be using blunt objects, knives, cars, guns, electric shock, poison and various other weapons to murder and mutilate as many innocent animals as possible... who do you think has the most skill? Me, of course... Muse is a sweetheart, wouldn't hurt a fly. Ok... i wouldnt go THAT FAR!
Ants, Cock Roaches, Otters, Flies, Mosquitoes basically all pests
. [This message was edited Fri Mar 7 21:39:43 PST 2003 by Muse2noPharaoh] Otters, eh? Oh dear, Im hearing voices! There are dead people speaking to me!You heard me all right... Indeed! | |
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OUTCOME OF THE PUPPY KILLING MATCH FOR SATAN:
LaVisHh: 857 puppies, 64 kittens, 13 squirrels, 4 raccoons! Muse: 324 puppies, 13 kittens, 1 squirrel, 893 penguins! I have to award the victory to LaVisHh, as she actually killed more puppies. Muse certainly gets an honorable mention, as her total kills are off the charts, but her confusion found her killing far more PENGUINS than puppies. Still, a killing is a killing and she did a great job. Let's hear it for these two great killers of innocent animals! YAY! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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More numbers have just come in:
Lav: 234 chickens, 191 beavers, 68 weasels, 1 bald eagle, 15 African elephants, 4 coyotes, 9 woodchucks and 2 prarie dogs Muse: 13 migrant workers, 239 chimpunks (she used a lawnmower), 62 bobcats, 1 cougar, 7 ermine, 1 platypus, 3 ostriches, 6 alligators and 8 sparrows. Both of these beautiful ladies have gone all-out for our DARK LORD and deserve our thanks and praise! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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HAIL SATAN!
Satanic edit... [This message was edited Sat Mar 8 9:00:39 PST 2003 by IceNine] SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Do i seriously look like i could harm anything? Let alone a
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Muse2noPharaoh said: Do i seriously look like i could harm anything? Let alone a
NOBODY can harm a Jackass Penguin! You didn't kill ANY Jackass peguins... you stuck to Emperor Penguins and such. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: OUTCOME OF THE PUPPY KILLING MATCH FOR SATAN:
LaVisHh: 857 puppies, 64 kittens, 13 squirrels, 4 raccoons! Muse: 324 puppies, 13 kittens, 1 squirrel, 893 penguins! I have to award the victory to LaVisHh, as she actually killed more puppies. Muse certainly gets an honorable mention, as her total kills are off the charts, but her confusion found her killing far more PENGUINS than puppies. Still, a killing is a killing and she did a great job. Let's hear it for these two great killers of innocent animals! YAY! Let's hear it for these two great killers of innocent animals! Thats highly subjective! | |
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Muse2noPharaoh said: IceNine said: OUTCOME OF THE PUPPY KILLING MATCH FOR SATAN:
LaVisHh: 857 puppies, 64 kittens, 13 squirrels, 4 raccoons! Muse: 324 puppies, 13 kittens, 1 squirrel, 893 penguins! I have to award the victory to LaVisHh, as she actually killed more puppies. Muse certainly gets an honorable mention, as her total kills are off the charts, but her confusion found her killing far more PENGUINS than puppies. Still, a killing is a killing and she did a great job. Let's hear it for these two great killers of innocent animals! YAY! Let's hear it for these two great killers of innocent animals! Thats highly subjective! Yeah, you guys might not be great, but you can certainly wipe out some wildlife! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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