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Thread started 02/21/13 4:20pm

PurpleJedi

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In Heaven...

In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

lol

Saw that on a Yahoo board, and I had to share.

hmm

How come Americans don't have a spot in that list? mad

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!

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Reply #1 posted 02/21/13 4:23pm

Serious

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PurpleJedi said:

In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

Saw that on a Yahoo board, and I had to share.

How come Americans don't have a spot in that list?

lol

How come I am not surprised at all Austrians are not mentioned either shrug

With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....

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Reply #2 posted 02/21/13 4:57pm

LadyCasanova

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French cooks make me think of hell.

[Edited 2/21/13 8:57am]

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Reply #3 posted 02/21/13 5:14pm

Nothinbutjoy

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I dunno...I think an argument might be made that in Hell the cops are from L.A.

I'm firmly planted in denial

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Reply #4 posted 02/21/13 5:45pm

Timmy84	Nothinbutjoy said: I dunno...I think an argument might be made that in Hell the cops are from L.A. The cops in NY are in competition for that actually.
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Reply #5 posted 02/21/13 8:21pm

PurpleJedi

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LadyCasanova said:

French cooks make me think of hell.

[Edited 2/21/13 8:57am]

lol

Why's that?

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Reply #6 posted 02/22/13 2:52am

Lammastide

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Perfect. lol

Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ
πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν
τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.”

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Reply #7 posted 02/23/13 6:02am

ZombieKitten

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LadyCasanova said:

French cooks make me think of hell.

[Edited 2/21/13 8:57am]

All that butter and cream would turn me inside out dead

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Reply #8 posted 02/23/13 6:35am

johnart

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All the men have big noses and are hung.

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Reply #9 posted 02/23/13 8:15pm

AndrePatrone

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Where are the Africans? In limbo?

Fret not that you frighten or offend. Invite the world to dance and marvel at who joins.

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Reply #10 posted 02/23/13 8:25pm

PurpleJedi

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ZombieKitten said:

LadyCasanova said:

French cooks make me think of hell.

[Edited 2/21/13 8:57am]

All that cream would turn me out