I'm not a huge fan of Twitter, but I do think Rainn Wilson is funny and I love this tweet.

RainnWilson (rainnwilson): Lets get some new names for Carnival cruise ship "Triumph": "The Fecal Flower?" #CarnivalPooShip Reply Retweet Favorite

So what's the new name going to be?

Poo Ship Fecal Pop? (Good Ship Lollipop for you young'uns)

The Floater...

RenHoek said:

The Floater...

There was an interesting story on 20/20 tonight about the things that

go on these cruise ships that they don't want you to know about. I

heard several years ago about some of these findings. There are occasional

disappearances, rapes, widespread germs, lies about mechanical problems,

wild parties and sex among the crew members downstairs at the bottom of the

ship. All in all the good outweigh the bad.

phunkdaddy said:

There was an interesting story on 20/20 tonight about the things that

go on these cruise ships that they don't want you to know about. I

heard several years ago about some of these findings. There are occasional

disappearances, rapes, widespread germs, lies about mechanical problems,

wild parties and sex among the crew members downstairs at the bottom of the

ship. All in all the good outweigh the bad.

The thing with cruise ships is that once they are out to sea the ship is basically sovereign territory, they can do whatever the hell they want without worrying about the police showing up within minutes. People/bodies/objects/evidence can be thrown overboard, never to be found.

Eight years ago a Connecticut couple went on a cruise for their honeymoon, the groom disappeared and was never found. The night he disappeared, he had gotten into an argument with his wife. The next morning a young passenger took this photo of a lifeboat canopy:

The bride said she believed her husband fell overboard or was murdered, either way she sued Royal Caribbean and received a $1,100,000 settlement. Whether she was involved in his disappearance or not, she certainly benefited financially from it.

It wasn't all bad. The crew played games with the kids on board. They played slip & slide with the wet, dirty carpet in the hallways. Whoever made it to the end of the carpet slide with the least amount of poop on them got a prize. The prize was a warm bottle of bud light.

RenHoek said:

The Floater...

3rdeyedude said:

It wasn't all bad. The crew played games with the kids on board. They played slip & slide with the wet, dirty carpet in the hallways. Whoever made it to the end of the carpet slide with the least amount of poop on them got a prize. The prize was a warm bottle of bud light.

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