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Why do birds suddenly appear? Whenever I throw my garbage over the neighbor's car?
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Because they wanna crap on ya?
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 Miss Cute
For whatever it's worth, I'm sorry. | |
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Everytime you are near...  | |
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Just like me, they want to be... Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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Close to you... | |
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Please eat a pie, Karen. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Please eat a pie, Karen.
heck, have two.  | |
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Zero stars. For fuck's sake, people. | |
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 I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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On the day that you were born, the angels got together, and decided to create a dream come true... "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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tommyalma said: Zero stars. For fuck's sake, people.
Who made you the thread rater?? This is the BEST thread EVER by far!!!  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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What's with all the Carpenters lyrics?
I was asking a serious question | |
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minneapolisgenius said: tommyalma said: Zero stars. For fuck's sake, people.
Who made you the thread rater?? This is the BEST thread EVER by far!!!  | |
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Why bother with garbage when you could syphon the fuel-tank or cut the brakelines? strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey to the darkside will be complete. | |
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If this thread were an internet service provider, it would be
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You just wait and see!  This thread will stay at the top of page one for days to come!"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Next time try pushing your garbage up your neighbor's tailpipe. strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey to the darkside will be complete. | |
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Okay Karen, how about a biscuit? | |
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Or a waffer-thin mint? strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey to the darkside will be complete. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: You just wait and see!
This thread will stay at the top of page one for days to come!Wrong. If this thread were an ivy league school program, it would be  | |
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This thread is so bad, you should change the name to "Zero Stars!" | |
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Still nobody's answered the fucking question! | |
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There was a question?  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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BorisFishpaw said: Still nobody's answered the fucking question!
That's because this thread has made us all less smart for having read it. Pretty soon, we'll approach  | |
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How should I know? Do you put birdfeed in your garbage? strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey to the darkside will be complete. | |
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Que es el tiempo?
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Hey Karen, see if you like these crisps? | |
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You know, if this thread were a rock band, it would be the Smashing Pumpkins:
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Karen don't want to steenkin' crisps! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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What chance does this thread have of lasting?
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