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Christopher said: EllisDee said: commend me, damn you...
you are commended my son  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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A girl I worked w/ once told me she had worked @ KFC. Her & her friends were laughing @ something & before she knew it she'd slobbed in the coleslaw  Of course they laughed even harder @ that, she stirred the shit & kept going...
*** There was a story a few years ago about a woman who got a sexual disease in her mouth b/c she bought a burrito from Taco Hell & some male workers ejaculated in the burrito. Can you imagine?? 
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CalhounSq said: A girl I worked w/ once told me she had worked @ KFC. Her & her friends were laughing @ something & before she knew it she'd slobbed in the coleslaw
Of course they laughed even harder @ that, she stirred the shit & kept going...
*** There was a story a few years ago about a woman who got a sexual disease in her mouth b/c she bought a burrito from Taco Hell & some male workers ejaculated in the burrito. Can you imagine??
. how lovely 
and those dirty fucks who did that ...i better never find nothing in my jumbo jack but the jumbo and the jack! | |
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CalhounSq said: There was a story a few years ago about a woman who got a sexual disease in her mouth b/c she bought a burrito from Taco Hell & some male workers ejaculated in the burrito.
Can you imagine?? I heard the same shit about Olive Garden in Fremont, only with herpes and soup 
I wonder if it's an urban legend? I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Christopher said: CalhounSq said: A girl I worked w/ once told me she had worked @ KFC. Her & her friends were laughing @ something & before she knew it she'd slobbed in the coleslaw
Of course they laughed even harder @ that, she stirred the shit & kept going...
*** There was a story a few years ago about a woman who got a sexual disease in her mouth b/c she bought a burrito from Taco Hell & some male workers ejaculated in the burrito. Can you imagine??
how lovely
and those dirty fucks who did that ...i better never find nothing in my jumbo jack but the jumbo and the jack! That's the thing though - how would you know??  Once everything gets smashed together & it's all juicy & creamy & shit, who know's what we're eating???  I've officially grossed myself out now I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Natsume said: CalhounSq said: There was a story a few years ago about a woman who got a sexual disease in her mouth b/c she bought a burrito from Taco Hell & some male workers ejaculated in the burrito.
Can you imagine?? I heard the same shit about Olive Garden in Fremont, only with herpes and soup
I wonder if it's an urban legend? those dirty fucks now i wanna go to the olive garden and punch them to ! | |
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Natsume said: CalhounSq said: There was a story a few years ago about a woman who got a sexual disease in her mouth b/c she bought a burrito from Taco Hell & some male workers ejaculated in the burrito.
Can you imagine?? I heard the same shit about Olive Garden in Fremont, only with herpes and soup
I wonder if it's an urban legend? Really? :O I've never heard that one. I hope it is just a myth, but I wouldn't put it past some sick, loser fucks working @ Taco Hell... I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: I've officially grossed myself out now
Maybe this is the solution to your eating-out problems!! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Christopher said: Natsume said: CalhounSq said: There was a story a few years ago about a woman who got a sexual disease in her mouth b/c she bought a burrito from Taco Hell & some male workers ejaculated in the burrito.
Can you imagine?? I heard the same shit about Olive Garden in Fremont, only with herpes and soup
I wonder if it's an urban legend? those dirty fucks now i wanna go to the olive garden and punch them to ! 
You should! It would be quite a sight.  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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CalhounSq said: Christopher said: CalhounSq said: A girl I worked w/ once told me she had worked @ KFC. Her & her friends were laughing @ something & before she knew it she'd slobbed in the coleslaw
Of course they laughed even harder @ that, she stirred the shit & kept going...
*** There was a story a few years ago about a woman who got a sexual disease in her mouth b/c she bought a burrito from Taco Hell & some male workers ejaculated in the burrito. Can you imagine??
how lovely
and those dirty fucks who did that ...i better never find nothing in my jumbo jack but the jumbo and the jack! That's the thing though - how would you know?? Once everything gets smashed together & it's all juicy & creamy & shit, who know's what we're eating??? I've officially grossed myself out now lol holy shit you should be proud i just about hurled all my dinner from tonight as well as from last week
ohhh how gross | |
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CalhounSq said: Natsume said: CalhounSq said: There was a story a few years ago about a woman who got a sexual disease in her mouth b/c she bought a burrito from Taco Hell & some male workers ejaculated in the burrito.
Can you imagine?? I heard the same shit about Olive Garden in Fremont, only with herpes and soup
I wonder if it's an urban legend? Really? :O I've never heard that one. I hope it is just a myth, but I wouldn't put it past some sick, loser fucks working @ Taco Hell... Well nonetheless it's still disgusting I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: CalhounSq said: I've officially grossed myself out now
Maybe this is the solution to your eating-out problems!! I know!   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Christopher said: CalhounSq said: Christopher said: CalhounSq said: A girl I worked w/ once told me she had worked @ KFC. Her & her friends were laughing @ something & before she knew it she'd slobbed in the coleslaw
Of course they laughed even harder @ that, she stirred the shit & kept going...
*** There was a story a few years ago about a woman who got a sexual disease in her mouth b/c she bought a burrito from Taco Hell & some male workers ejaculated in the burrito. Can you imagine??
how lovely
and those dirty fucks who did that ...i better never find nothing in my jumbo jack but the jumbo and the jack! That's the thing though - how would you know?? Once everything gets smashed together & it's all juicy & creamy & shit, who know's what we're eating??? I've officially grossed myself out now lol holy shit you should be proud i just about hurled all my dinner from tonight as well as from last week
ohhh how gross ROFL!! Sorry Chrissy!! I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: Christopher said: CalhounSq said: Christopher said: CalhounSq said: A girl I worked w/ once told me she had worked @ KFC. Her & her friends were laughing @ something & before she knew it she'd slobbed in the coleslaw
Of course they laughed even harder @ that, she stirred the shit & kept going...
*** There was a story a few years ago about a woman who got a sexual disease in her mouth b/c she bought a burrito from Taco Hell & some male workers ejaculated in the burrito. Can you imagine??
how lovely
and those dirty fucks who did that ...i better never find nothing in my jumbo jack but the jumbo and the jack! That's the thing though - how would you know?? Once everything gets smashed together & it's all juicy & creamy & shit, who know's what we're eating??? I've officially grossed myself out now lol holy shit you should be proud i just about hurled all my dinner from tonight as well as from last week
ohhh how gross ROFL!! Sorry Chrissy!! and whats grossest of all is i wm gonna have jacks 2morrow ...spicyy chicken sandwhich with all that ranch in it | |
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Christopher said: CalhounSq said: Christopher said: CalhounSq said: Christopher said: CalhounSq said: A girl I worked w/ once told me she had worked @ KFC. Her & her friends were laughing @ something & before she knew it she'd slobbed in the coleslaw
Of course they laughed even harder @ that, she stirred the shit & kept going...
*** There was a story a few years ago about a woman who got a sexual disease in her mouth b/c she bought a burrito from Taco Hell & some male workers ejaculated in the burrito. Can you imagine??
how lovely
and those dirty fucks who did that ...i better never find nothing in my jumbo jack but the jumbo and the jack! That's the thing though - how would you know?? Once everything gets smashed together & it's all juicy & creamy & shit, who know's what we're eating??? I've officially grossed myself out now lol holy shit you should be proud i just about hurled all my dinner from tonight as well as from last week
ohhh how gross ROFL!! Sorry Chrissy!! and whats grossest of all is i wm gonna have jacks 2morrow ...spicyy chicken sandwhich with all that ranch in it :X OOPS!! Eat those jacks w/ abandon baby!!  And if you taste anything bitter or if the mayo is stringy like cheese, JUST START SWINGIN!!
Good GOD, that is fucking GROSS what I just typed!!!
. [This message was edited Sun Mar 9 3:11:22 PST 2003 by CalhounSq] I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: Christopher said: CalhounSq said: Christopher said: CalhounSq said: Christopher said: CalhounSq said: A girl I worked w/ once told me she had worked @ KFC. Her & her friends were laughing @ something & before she knew it she'd slobbed in the coleslaw
Of course they laughed even harder @ that, she stirred the shit & kept going...
*** There was a story a few years ago about a woman who got a sexual disease in her mouth b/c she bought a burrito from Taco Hell & some male workers ejaculated in the burrito. Can you imagine??
how lovely
and those dirty fucks who did that ...i better never find nothing in my jumbo jack but the jumbo and the jack! That's the thing though - how would you know?? Once everything gets smashed together & it's all juicy & creamy & shit, who know's what we're eating??? I've officially grossed myself out now lol holy shit you should be proud i just about hurled all my dinner from tonight as well as from last week
ohhh how gross ROFL!! Sorry Chrissy!! and whats grossest of all is i wm gonna have jacks 2morrow ...spicyy chicken sandwhich with all that ranch in it :X OOPS!! Eat those jacks w/ abandon baby!! And if you taste anything bitter or if the mayo is stringy like cheese, JUST START SWINGIN!!
Good GOD, that is fucking GROSS what I just typed!!!
. [This message was edited Sun Mar 9 3:11:22 PST 2003 by CalhounSq] 
ow!, ladies and gent's we have a winner check please! | |
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Christopher said: EllisDee said: commend me, damn you...
you are commended my son 
my life is now complete... thank you...  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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CalhounSq said: Christopher said: CalhounSq said: Christopher said: CalhounSq said: Christopher said: CalhounSq said: A girl I worked w/ once told me she had worked @ KFC. Her & her friends were laughing @ something & before she knew it she'd slobbed in the coleslaw
Of course they laughed even harder @ that, she stirred the shit & kept going...
*** There was a story a few years ago about a woman who got a sexual disease in her mouth b/c she bought a burrito from Taco Hell & some male workers ejaculated in the burrito. Can you imagine??
how lovely
and those dirty fucks who did that ...i better never find nothing in my jumbo jack but the jumbo and the jack! That's the thing though - how would you know?? Once everything gets smashed together & it's all juicy & creamy & shit, who know's what we're eating??? I've officially grossed myself out now lol holy shit you should be proud i just about hurled all my dinner from tonight as well as from last week
ohhh how gross ROFL!! Sorry Chrissy!! and whats grossest of all is i wm gonna have jacks 2morrow ...spicyy chicken sandwhich with all that ranch in it :X OOPS!! Eat those jacks w/ abandon baby!! And if you taste anything bitter or if the mayo is stringy like cheese, JUST START SWINGIN!!
Good GOD, that is fucking GROSS what I just typed!!!
. [This message was edited Sun Mar 9 3:11:22 PST 2003 by CalhounSq] :LOL: is this really any more disgusting than fucking a quesadillia..? Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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my brother was in a KFC with a friend of his... and his friend ordered the chicken pot pie... so, he digs into his pot pie, and pulls out a bloody band-aid... ... that is the most disgusting shit that i've ever heard of happen in a restaurant... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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this was not supposed to be things that you've done at a restaurant to fuck with the customers or make their food disgusting... it was just supposed to be funny or creative or perverted things that you've done @ work or with food... i just don't want people thinking that my thread was supposed to freak people out about eating out... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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EllisDee said: CalhounSq said: Christopher said: CalhounSq said: Christopher said: CalhounSq said: Christopher said: CalhounSq said: A girl I worked w/ once told me she had worked @ KFC. Her & her friends were laughing @ something & before she knew it she'd slobbed in the coleslaw
Of course they laughed even harder @ that, she stirred the shit & kept going...
*** There was a story a few years ago about a woman who got a sexual disease in her mouth b/c she bought a burrito from Taco Hell & some male workers ejaculated in the burrito. Can you imagine??
how lovely
and those dirty fucks who did that ...i better never find nothing in my jumbo jack but the jumbo and the jack! That's the thing though - how would you know?? Once everything gets smashed together & it's all juicy & creamy & shit, who know's what we're eating??? I've officially grossed myself out now lol holy shit you should be proud i just about hurled all my dinner from tonight as well as from last week
ohhh how gross ROFL!! Sorry Chrissy!! and whats grossest of all is i wm gonna have jacks 2morrow ...spicyy chicken sandwhich with all that ranch in it :X OOPS!! Eat those jacks w/ abandon baby!! And if you taste anything bitter or if the mayo is stringy like cheese, JUST START SWINGIN!!
Good GOD, that is fucking GROSS what I just typed!!!
:LOL: is this really any more disgusting than fucking a quesadillia..? YES it is!! I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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EllisDee said: this was not supposed to be things that you've done at a restaurant to fuck with the customers or make their food disgusting... it was just supposed to be funny or creative or perverted things that you've done @ work or with food... i just don't want people thinking that my thread was supposed to freak people out about eating out...
Sorry  We kinda jacked it, huh?  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: EllisDee said: this was not supposed to be things that you've done at a restaurant to fuck with the customers or make their food disgusting... it was just supposed to be funny or creative or perverted things that you've done @ work or with food... i just don't want people thinking that my thread was supposed to freak people out about eating out...
Sorry We kinda jacked it, huh?  ... Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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Christopher said: ...i better never find nothing in my jumbo jack but the jumbo and the jack!
O.K. you asked for it. 
Oh, not that kind of jack? | |
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mrdespues said:  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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minneapolisgenius said: ChocolateInvasion said: EllisDee said: mrdespues said:  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo
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