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Captain's Valentine's Day Invitation Dear Lovely Ladies:
The Captain knows some of you fine ladies might be lonely tonight. Maybe you just broke up with your fella, maybe no man truly understands who you are...you know, inside. Well the Captain would like to extend an invitation to any and all of you who need companionship to shoot me an Org note or respond on this thread. This can be for anything you want. Conversation, candlelight dinner, quickie in an elevator, whatever. The Captain is all things to all ladies. So if you would like to be treated like you DESERVE to be treated on this day of love, let me know, and I'll fly in my private Jet right to your heart.
Sincerely,
CaptainChaos
PS: For a dollar extra, I'll bring Admiral along if you have tastes of the menage variety 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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Are we talking strictly "human" ladies? I am very lonely. Eat Mor Horses | |
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How bout my sister? She sometimes use my account here.
[Edited 2/14/13 12:18pm] 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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The Captain has been with a lot of people's sisters. 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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moms as well. Grandmas? 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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you can't have my sister.I could lend you a whore though. 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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How old are you thinking when you say Grandma? Cuz I look nothing like my grandma did and neither do alot of grandmas I know on the org! ~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Do I have to leave a deposit? 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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YES pay up
2014-Year of the Parties | |
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BAIT [Edited 2/15/13 11:02am] 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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Grandmas, great-grandmas, teeth, no teeth, Captain loves the ladies. 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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Do you take Canadian quarters? 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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~~~~~ Oh that voice...incredible....there should be a musical instrument called George Michael... ~~~~~ | |
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Yes 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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What about you and the Eagles cheer leaders? Elaborate more 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell...
So anyway, there were 3 of them and they were more "hospitality agents" than cheerleaders. But one of them have a tatoo of Tweety on her booty. 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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Ojay, so the Captain is having Org techs looks into why the dozens of Org notes that I should have gotten from Org ladies never made it into my inbox. 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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A cow, grandmothers, and a couple of second string hookers. Org, you have broken the Captain's heart. 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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How would you classify 2nd string hooker? 2014-Year of the Parties | |
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I meant no disrespect...just frustrated. Admiral got more offers and he doesn't even have an Org account. [Edited 2/15/13 16:56pm] 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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very sweet Captain. i missed this thread earlier
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The Captain has got a Bud Light lime-arita, the SI swimsuit issue, and my fleshlight so I'm good. A pox on you Org! [Edited 2/15/13 17:10pm] 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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^ living the dream! | |
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