PurpleJedi said:

TD3 said:

I didn't deserve a fish slap this time. Don't fish slap the thinker please.

I already answered the damn question, I told you I'd strip for free for philosophical reasons. I have enough money (for me) so, doing anything silly, dumb, or degrading.... no. Money isn't everything.

So what'd I have to do in order to get you to send me your record playa?

I want to say you'd have to pay me ALOT of money to do those things.

But, I clicked this thread for free, so I'm probably not exactly that dignified.

imago said:

I want to say you'd have to pay me ALOT of money to do those things.

But, I clicked this thread for free, so I'm probably not exactly that dignified.

1. Streak (run bare naked through) a sporting event? $5,000,000.00
2. Kiss a hideous/repulsive-looking stranger? Just a kiss on the lips? No frenchy. $1000
3. Get in the ring with a pro-boxer/MMA fighter? (Yes, there are female boxers/fighters so you too ladies) $5,000,000.00 I'd be knocked out in the first minute, so I would do it.
4. Complete a Tough Mudder course? Hell, with my old ass, I wouldn't make it out the starter box, so no deal.
5. Compete in Fear Factor? Look, I ain't drinkin no donkey jizz or piss for any amount of cash.
6. Tattoo a corporate sponsor on your arm? I HATE tattoos, so they'd have to pay my ass $5,000,000.00, and then a year later, I would get it removed.
7. Eat a ghost pepper? $1,000,000.00 I once ate a habanero pepper and thought I would freakin die! I had grown an entire plant one year not realizing how hot they were. One day I just picked one off the plant and popped it in my mouth and bit down and chewed a few seconds, and WHAM! My ass was grass. I couldn't get that thing out of my mouth fast enough. It took two glasses of milk and some cooked rice to finally cool my mouth down. I pulled up the entire plant and gave it to the Hispanic men who cut the grass. They loved it.

1. I would do that if I had it in writing that somebody would cover my bail and fine. No payment needed.

2. I'm not sure why I'd want to do this and I'd feel bad about the stranger being labeled hideous/repulsive. But I'm with Shyra on this one. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have a problem doing it for a grand.

3. Not nearly as much as it should, probably. Whatever they get paid for a regular fight, I'd take that. I had some mother fucker get all up in my shit a couple years ago, yelling at me about "I'm an MMA fighter". I told him I don't have to brag about how tough I am, so lets go! His girlfriend dragged him away. Again

4. I didn't even know what that was, so I looked it up. Shit, I'd do that for free. There's no way I would ever finish it, but it would be fun to try.

5. I've said many times I'd do it for the chance to win the $50,000.00 The only thing they EVER did on that show that was beyond my threshold was eat/drink ground up tomato worms. Tomato worms give me the freakin' creeps.

6. I was going to say no amount... thought about it for a minute. I guess I would do it for a million. Nothing less than that, though.

7. I've eaten a millimeter sliver off the end of a ghost pepper, and let me tell you, no! I don't even think I could do it for a million. It would have to be millionS.

Cerebus said:

1. I would do that if I had it in writing that somebody would cover my bail and fine. No payment needed.

2. I'm not sure why I'd want to do this and I'd feel bad about the stranger being labeled hideous/repulsive. But I'm with Shyra on this one. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have a problem doing it for a grand.

3. Not nearly as much as it should, probably. Whatever they get paid for a regular fight, I'd take that. I had some mother fucker get all up in my shit a couple years ago, yelling at me about "I'm an MMA fighter". I told him I don't have to brag about how tough I am, so lets go! His girlfriend dragged him away. Again

4. I didn't even know what that was, so I looked it up. Shit, I'd do that for free. There's no way I would ever finish it, but it would be fun to try.

5. I've said many times I'd do it for the chance to win the $50,000.00 The only thing they EVER did on that show that was beyond my threshold was eat/drink ground up tomato worms. Tomato worms give me the freakin' creeps.

6. I was going to say no amount... thought about it for a minute. I guess I would do it for a million. Nothing less than that, though.

7. I've eaten a millimeter sliver off the end of a ghost pepper, and let me tell you, no! I don't even think I could do it for a million. It would have to be millionS.

OK...I checked out Youtube for people eating ghost peppers...and I am upping my ante to $5,000,000 after watching THIS;

PurpleJedi said:

OK...I checked out Youtube for people eating ghost peppers...and I am upping my ante to $5,000,000

Seriously man, it's not hot, it's PAINFUL. Long, slow, torturous pain that you can't make stop.

Cerebus said:

PurpleJedi said:

OK...I checked out Youtube for people eating ghost peppers...and I am upping my ante to $5,000,000

Seriously man, it's not hot, it's PAINFUL. Long, slow, torturous pain that you can't make stop.

I haven't tried it but from people who have, why would ANYONE try it? One dude did a viral video trying to eat one and he was all burned up for the entire video. He had to take his shirt off and douse himself in water (I think).

Cerebus said:

PurpleJedi said:

OK...I checked out Youtube for people eating ghost peppers...and I am upping my ante to $5,000,000

Seriously man, it's not hot, it's PAINFUL. Long, slow, torturous pain that you can't make stop.

Damn...that old dude almost f'n DIED!

TD3 said:

PurpleJedi said:

So what'd I have to do in order to get you to send me your record playa?

Timmy84 said:

TD3 said:

Hey man...I tried.

PurpleJedi said:

nor do I see any loss in self respect to say; "Yeah, throw a half a million dollars at me and I'll tattoo shit on my arm."

I decided on a million because then, whenever anybody asked you about it, you could just say, "They paid me a million bucks." That would shut up, or straight leave in shock, a large enough majority that I could deal with it.

PurpleJedi said:

...do any of the following outrageous things?

I mean...everyone has a price for almost anything.

We've had some interesting threads on here about the "Indecent Proposal" scenario (having sex with someone for money)...so in that vein, let's consider other possibilities.

HOW MUCH MONEY would it take to get you to;

1. - Streak (run bare naked through) a sporting event? i dont need money 4 that ~ consider this one a donation

 - Kiss a hideous/repulsive-looking stranger? free - well its better than kissing the x and plus beauty is skin deep but if they smell well then there will b money involved and lots of it!!!!

- Get in the ring with a pro-boxer/MMA fighter? (Yes, there are female boxers/fighters so you too ladies) do i just have 2 get in the ring????

- Complete a Tough Mudder course? What??? i dont watch tv

- Compete in Fear Factor? What??? i dont watch tv

- Tattoo a corporate sponsor on your arm? can it b Prince inspired or related????

- Eat a ghost pepper? $1Mil cause i know it will go straight through me and possibly repeat 4 several days

In the interest of keeping this reasonably grounded in reality, let's set a high limit at $5million?

oh and for $5Mil i would.....

wear white shoes 4 a day

eat crumbed lamb brains

wear a boob tube

go 2 an orgy

b involved in jelly wrestling

date Charlie Sheen 4 a week

get my nipples pierced

have sex with a snake wrapped around my neck

get one of those over inflated hot air balloon looking boob jobs

and some things i would never sell out 4 no matter how much money is waved in my face....

Abandon my kids

Kill hurt or injure any person

Kill hurt or injure an animal or living creature

betray a friend

b a Prince hater

get a fake booty

change the colour of my skin or shape of my eyes

Wear mom jeans

suck up 2 fake ppl

drink pee even if its mine

[Edited 2/13/13 3:41am]

Cerebus said:

PurpleJedi said:

nor do I see any loss in self respect to say; "Yeah, throw a half a million dollars at me and I'll tattoo shit on my arm."

I decided on a million because then, whenever anybody asked you about it, you could just say, "They paid me a million bucks." That would shut up, or straight leave in shock, a large enough majority that I could deal with it.

ThisOne said:

PurpleJedi said:

...do any of the following outrageous things?

I mean...everyone has a price for almost anything.

We've had some interesting threads on here about the "Indecent Proposal" scenario (having sex with someone for money)...so in that vein, let's consider other possibilities.

HOW MUCH MONEY would it take to get you to;

1. - Streak (run bare naked through) a sporting event? i dont need money 4 that ~ consider this one a donation

 - Kiss a hideous/repulsive-looking stranger? free - well its better than kissing the x and plus beauty is skin deep but if they smell well then there will b money involved and lots of it!!!!

- Get in the ring with a pro-boxer/MMA fighter? (Yes, there are female boxers/fighters so you too ladies) do i just have 2 get in the ring????

- Complete a Tough Mudder course? What??? i dont watch tv

- Compete in Fear Factor? What??? i dont watch tv

- Tattoo a corporate sponsor on your arm? can it b Prince inspired or related????

- Eat a ghost pepper? $1Mil cause i know it will go straight through me and possibly repeat 4 several days

In the interest of keeping this reasonably grounded in reality, let's set a high limit at $5million?

oh and for $5Mil i would.....

wear white shoes 4 a day

eat crumbed lamb brains

wear a boob tube

go 2 an orgy

b involved in jelly wrestling

date Charlie Sheen 4 a week

get my nipples pierced

have sex with a snake wrapped around my neck

get one of those over inflated hot air balloon looking boob jobs

and some things i would never sell out 4 no matter how much money is waved in my face....

Abandon my kids

Kill hurt or injure any person

Kill hurt or injure an animal or living creature

betray a friend

b a Prince hater

get a fake booty

change the colour of my skin or shape of my eyes

Wear mom jeans

suck up 2 fake ppl

drink pee even if its mine

[Edited 2/13/13 3:41am]

Tough Mudder (to those of you who couldn't click on the link) is a race with an obstacle course held in various parts around the country. Not only do you need to run a few miles, but you have to climb over hay bails, swim through ice water (with real ice), breach walls, and even go through a field strung with dangling LIVE electrical wires.

Fear Factor is a TV show, where contestants have to do scary & repulsive things - including eating very, very nasty things (one example; donkey semen).

ThisOne...how come you'd get fake boobs but NOT a fake booty???

PurpleJedi said:

ThisOne said:

My boobs r about a C cup - ummmmmm big hands full and I already have a booty so if I got booty implants there would b too much weight on the rear end and I might tip over Is the donkey semen a shake or seasoned???? Because they might b on to something with that.

You managed to both excite AND repulse me in one fell swoop.

What if someone offered you $1 million dollars to beat up an orger

Would you do it?

iaminparties said:

What if someone offered you $1 million dollars to beat up an orger

Would you do it?

No amount of money could get me to do something like that.

PurpleJedi said:

iaminparties said:

What if someone offered you $1 million dollars to beat up an orger

Would you do it?

No amount of money could get me to do something like that.

$1,000,000,000.00?

Cash Money homes

iaminparties said:

PurpleJedi said:

No amount of money could get me to do something like that.

$1,000,000,000.00?

Cash Money homes

Honestly speaking...put one billion dollars in front of me...I'm not throwing a punch.

Now...you steal my jewel-case copy of "Crystal Ball", and shit is GOING DOWN.

PurpleJedi said:

iaminparties said:

$1,000,000,000.00?

Cash Money homes

Honestly speaking...put one billion dollars in front of me...I'm not throwing a punch.

Now...you steal my jewel-case copy of "Crystal Ball", and shit is GOING DOWN.

What's your home address?

iaminparties said:

What if someone offered you $1 million dollars to beat up an orger

Would you do it?

Id beat your ass for a lot less

LadyCasanova said:

iaminparties said:

What if someone offered you $1 million dollars to beat up an orger

Would you do it?

Id beat your ass for a lot less

...I don't think he means it THAT WAY.

TD3 said:

PurpleJedi said:

Honestly speaking...put one billion dollars in front of me...I'm not throwing a punch.

Now...you steal my jewel-case copy of "Crystal Ball", and shit is GOING DOWN.

What's your home address?

You sending me my turntable finally???

(I don't have to beat anyone up, do I?)

LadyCasanova said:

iaminparties said:

What if someone offered you $1 million dollars to beat up an orger

Would you do it?

Id beat your ass for a lot less

PurpleJedi said:

LadyCasanova said:

Id beat your ass for a lot less

...I don't think he means it THAT WAY.

Baby, I don't mean it in the fun way. I'm saving all that for you.

LadyCasanova said:

PurpleJedi said:

...I don't think he means it THAT WAY.

Baby, I don't mean it in the fun way. I'm saving all that for you.

Tell your girl you have a "meeting" to go to tomorrow.

PurpleJedi said:

LadyCasanova said:

Baby, I don't mean it in the fun way. I'm saving all that for you.

Tell your girl you have a "meeting" to go to tomorrow.

I hope you have a babysitter on call...

Ok, I have to amend my total for eating the hottest pepper. After seeing the reactions of the people who ate it, I'd have to up the anty to 3 mil. I have hypertension, so the effects of eating that thing might send my ass to the hospital.

But I'm with Jedi on some things I would never do for money: murder or intentionally disfigure an innocent person or animal, forsake my brother and parents, but I have forsaken some cousins and former friends/lovers; they don't deserve my kinship, testify falsely in court about some egregeious crime. I'm not goint to jail for no damn body.

[Edited 2/13/13 9:12am]