LadyCasanova said:

Man, fuck these prudes.

You only live once and I got bills to pay! Plus, I've done some of these for free

1. 1 Million for streaking. If I am going to get tackled while naked, outside of the bedroom, it better

be worth it. Especially if I break something!

2. $500 to kiss Imago. Kiss, not make out. That would be extra. Also, must be disease free.

3. 2 Million to fight a pro. Doctors don't play in cali.

4. 0 to complete the Tough Mudder course.

5. I don't think any amount of money would get me on Fear Factor. Unless I could quit right after

signing up and still get paid.

6. $500,000 to get a corporate tattoo. Cant be anywhere on my face/neck/tits/or vag area.

7. $500,000 to eat a ghost pepper.

Tackled?

Genesia said:

PurpleJedi said:

I.Will.Break.You.

OKAY.
You are cast opposite Brad Pitt in Curious Case of Benjamin Buttons II...and you are being paid $5,000,000 to run naked through a field with him.

TELL ME YOU WOULD TURN IT DOWN.

Yeah...I would not get naked in front of Brad Pitt for any amount of money. You do not understand women.

PurpleJedi said:

Genesia said:

PurpleJedi said: Yeah...I would not get naked in front of Brad Pitt for any amount of money. You do not understand women.

i'd get naked with brad pitt for a buck fifty free

HOW MUCH MONEY would it take to get you to;

1. - Streak (run bare naked through) a sporting event? 1000 $
2. - Kiss a hideous/repulsive-looking stranger? a symbolic 100 $ , even less if I'm allowed to eat garlic first
3. - Get in the ring with a pro-boxer/MMA fighter? (Yes, there are female boxers/fighters so you too ladies) uh...3000 $ ?
4. - Complete a Tough Mudder course? 500
5. - Compete in Fear Factor? 500
6. - Tattoo a corporate sponsor on your arm? 100.000 $
7. - Eat a ghost pepper? a blowjob will be enough

double post

[Edited 2/11/13 19:03pm]

I'm just gonna say this;

I have a good job. I make a decent wage.

Still, I've never EVER had more than 4 or 5 thousand dollars in my hand at any one time (not counting the time we refinanced the house and I had a $60,000 check in my hand for all of 1 day).

$100.000 can make a difference.

$500,000 can have a great impact.

$1,000,000 can completely change my life.

When I started this thread, it was to have some fun with the "Indecent Proposal" concept (and a dare regarding the Tough Mudder course that someone I know threatened to attempt).

But I was being honest (I think, considering the rudicrous nature of this thread) with my replies.

Maybe I'm getting sardonic in my old age, but I don't quite believe anyone would walk away from a million bucks for something as banal as a kiss, nor do I see any loss in self respect to say; "Yeah, throw a half a million dollars at me and I'll tattoo shit on my arm." Hell some people do it for free (especially after substantial amounts of alcohol). Shoot, I got 3 kids that I could put through college with that mess.

XxAxX said:

PurpleJedi said:

i'd get naked with brad pitt for a buck fifty free

There you go!!!

JoeTyler said:

HOW MUCH MONEY would it take to get you to;

1. - Streak (run bare naked through) a sporting event? 1000 $
2. - Kiss a hideous/repulsive-looking stranger? a symbolic 100 $ , even less if I'm allowed to eat garlic first
3. - Get in the ring with a pro-boxer/MMA fighter? (Yes, there are female boxers/fighters so you too ladies) uh...3000 $ ?
4. - Complete a Tough Mudder course? 500
5. - Compete in Fear Factor? 500
6. - Tattoo a corporate sponsor on your arm? 100.000 $
7. - Eat a ghost pepper? a blowjob will be enough

Man...peeps are gonna be sending you ghost peppers...

LadyCasanova said:

Man, fuck these prudes.

You only live once and I got bills to pay! Plus, I've done some of these for free

1. 1 Million for streaking. If I am going to get tackled while naked, outside of the bedroom, it better

be worth it. Especially if I break something!

2. $500 to kiss Imago. Kiss, not make out. That would be extra. Also, must be disease free.

3. 2 Million to fight a pro. Doctors don't play in cali.

4. 0 to complete the Tough Mudder course.

5. I don't think any amount of money would get me on Fear Factor. Unless I could quit right after

signing up and still get paid.

6. $500,000 to get a corporate tattoo. Cant be anywhere on my face/neck/tits/or vag area.

7. $500,000 to eat a ghost pepper.

See now...how you gonna want a million to go streaking, but only $500 to plant one on the scourge of Bangkok?

...and uhm...which have you done for free?

PurpleJedi said:

LadyCasanova said:

Man, fuck these prudes.

You only live once and I got bills to pay! Plus, I've done some of these for free

1. 1 Million for streaking. If I am going to get tackled while naked, outside of the bedroom, it better

be worth it. Especially if I break something!

2. $500 to kiss Imago. Kiss, not make out. That would be extra. Also, must be disease free.

3. 2 Million to fight a pro. Doctors don't play in cali.

4. 0 to complete the Tough Mudder course.

5. I don't think any amount of money would get me on Fear Factor. Unless I could quit right after

signing up and still get paid.

6. $500,000 to get a corporate tattoo. Cant be anywhere on my face/neck/tits/or vag area.

7. $500,000 to eat a ghost pepper.

See now...how you gonna want a million to go streaking, but only $500 to plant one on the scourge of Bangkok?

...and uhm...which have you done for free?

4 and 1.

But 1 was not at a sporting event. Do you see how hard they take those people down? Fuck that.

Gotta pay me!

Allow me to clarify...

The streaking thing wouldn't bother me. Hell, I disrobe to make a point about nudity in general. We make way too much of a deal about the naked body; the human body is gorgeous thing.

5 million for each thing.

The only problem I would have is eating some of the stuff on fear factor.

But I don't have to win to get my 5 mill, so why d I care? Just do the first task and give up.

typo!

[Edited 2/11/13 21:51pm]

PurpleJedi said:

I'm just gonna say this;

I have a good job. I make a decent wage.

Still, I've never EVER had more than 4 or 5 thousand dollars in my hand at any one time (not counting the time we refinanced the house and I had a $60,000 check in my hand for all of 1 day).

$100.000 can make a difference.

$500,000 can have a great impact.

$1,000,000 can completely change my life.

When I started this thread, it was to have some fun with the "Indecent Proposal" concept (and a dare regarding the Tough Mudder course that someone I know threatened to attempt).

But I was being honest (I think, considering the rudicrous nature of this thread) with my replies.

Maybe I'm getting sardonic in my old age, but I don't quite believe anyone would walk away from a million bucks for something as banal as a kiss, nor do I see any loss in self respect to say; "Yeah, throw a half a million dollars at me and I'll tattoo shit on my arm." Hell some people do it for free (especially after substantial amounts of alcohol). Shoot, I got 3 kids that I could put through college with that mess.

people will say they won't do it for any amount of money, but if there was actually 5 million dollars sitting right in-front of them, i bet they would do most of this stuff. when i read the list my first thought is that all of this stuff really freaks me out. but honestly, if i had 5 million sitting in-front of me, i might do some of it.

PurpleJedi said:

I'm just gonna say this;

I have a good job. I make a decent wage.

Still, I've never EVER had more than 4 or 5 thousand dollars in my hand at any one time (not counting the time we refinanced the house and I had a $60,000 check in my hand for all of 1 day).

$100.000 can make a difference.

$500,000 can have a great impact.

$1,000,000 can completely change my life.

When I started this thread, it was to have some fun with the "Indecent Proposal" concept (and a dare regarding the Tough Mudder course that someone I know threatened to attempt).

But I was being honest (I think, considering the rudicrous nature of this thread) with my replies.

Maybe I'm getting sardonic in my old age, but I don't quite believe anyone would walk away from a million bucks for something as banal as a kiss, nor do I see any loss in self respect to say; "Yeah, throw a half a million dollars at me and I'll tattoo shit on my arm." Hell some people do it for free (especially after substantial amounts of alcohol). Shoot, I got 3 kids that I could put through college with that mess.

Less keep it real... the things you've listed, no one would give up a million dollars to watch.

I'll do the streaking for 50.000

the rest not. Money doesn't make me happy.

The lack of it does make me worried and stressed, but not so much that I will make myself even more miserable.

PurpleJedi said:

See now...how you gonna want a million to go streaking, but only $500 to plant one on the scourge of Bangkok?

The idea of kissing an "ugly" person doesn't bother me at all, it's the idea of being paid to do it that makes me queasy. I meant it when I said I was worried about how that person would feel knowing someone was being paid to kiss them because it was such an awful thing.

You might need to pay me millions of dollars to kiss Rush Limbaugh, though. That's the kind of repulsive I would have a problem with.

LadyCasanova said:

PurpleJedi said:

See now...how you gonna want a million to go streaking, but only $500 to plant one on the scourge of Bangkok?

...and uhm...which have you done for free?

4 and 1.

But 1 was not at a sporting event. Do you see how hard they take those people down? Fuck that.

Gotta pay me!

You did the Tough Mudder course!?!?

Did you make it all the way through?

How bad was the electrocution part?

Damn.

TD3 said:

PurpleJedi said:

I'm just gonna say this;

I have a good job. I make a decent wage.

Still, I've never EVER had more than 4 or 5 thousand dollars in my hand at any one time (not counting the time we refinanced the house and I had a $60,000 check in my hand for all of 1 day).

$100.000 can make a difference.

$500,000 can have a great impact.

$1,000,000 can completely change my life.

When I started this thread, it was to have some fun with the "Indecent Proposal" concept (and a dare regarding the Tough Mudder course that someone I know threatened to attempt).

But I was being honest (I think, considering the rudicrous nature of this thread) with my replies.

Maybe I'm getting sardonic in my old age, but I don't quite believe anyone would walk away from a million bucks for something as banal as a kiss, nor do I see any loss in self respect to say; "Yeah, throw a half a million dollars at me and I'll tattoo shit on my arm." Hell some people do it for free (especially after substantial amounts of alcohol). Shoot, I got 3 kids that I could put through college with that mess.

Less keep it real... the things you've listed, no one would give up a million dollars to watch.

To watch??? What do u mean?

We all WATCH this stuff happen for free, every damn day.

uniden said:

PurpleJedi said:

I'm just gonna say this;

I have a good job. I make a decent wage.

Still, I've never EVER had more than 4 or 5 thousand dollars in my hand at any one time (not counting the time we refinanced the house and I had a $60,000 check in my hand for all of 1 day).

$100.000 can make a difference.

$500,000 can have a great impact.

$1,000,000 can completely change my life.

When I started this thread, it was to have some fun with the "Indecent Proposal" concept (and a dare regarding the Tough Mudder course that someone I know threatened to attempt).

But I was being honest (I think, considering the rudicrous nature of this thread) with my replies.

Maybe I'm getting sardonic in my old age, but I don't quite believe anyone would walk away from a million bucks for something as banal as a kiss, nor do I see any loss in self respect to say; "Yeah, throw a half a million dollars at me and I'll tattoo shit on my arm." Hell some people do it for free (especially after substantial amounts of alcohol). Shoot, I got 3 kids that I could put through college with that mess.

people will say they won't do it for any amount of money, but if there was actually 5 million dollars sitting right in-front of them, i bet they would do most of this stuff. when i read the list my first thought is that all of this stuff really freaks me out. but honestly, if i had 5 million sitting in-front of me, i might do some of it.

That's what I'm saying.

This is what $8.5million looks like.

I can't imagine actually walking away from that in exchange for 3 or 4 items on that list.

When I first posted my replies, I was going to say that I wanted a million dollars for everything.

But then I thought about it. Honestly.

People do this sort of stuff for free ALL THE TIME. Would I personally streak through a football game for free. Nope. Not on my bucket list of things to do. Would I do it for $50? Nope. Now...slap 20 of those hundred dollar bills in front of me, and I'll let my freak loose - then pay off my tires, the balance on my bedroom furniture AND have change left over for my Pentax.

dJJ said:

I'll do the streaking for 50.000

the rest not. Money doesn't make me happy.

The lack of it does make me worried and stressed, but not so much that I will make myself even more miserable.

Would those things actually make you MISERABLE???

I mean...the ghost pepper would make your bowels miserable for a while...but actually bring you true misery???

CarrieMpls said:

PurpleJedi said:

See now...how you gonna want a million to go streaking, but only $500 to plant one on the scourge of Bangkok?

The idea of kissing an "ugly" person doesn't bother me at all, it's the idea of being paid to do it that makes me queasy. I meant it when I said I was worried about how that person would feel knowing someone was being paid to kiss them because it was such an awful thing.

You might need to pay me millions of dollars to kiss Rush Limbaugh, though. That's the kind of repulsive I would have a problem with.

...as for the ethical nature of the kiss...what if the ugly dude was in on it?

PurpleJedi said:

TD3 said:

Less keep it real... the things you've listed, no one would give up a million dollars to watch.

To watch??? What do u mean?

We all WATCH this stuff happen for free, every damn day.

So, why would someone pay to see ?

TD3 said:

PurpleJedi said:

To watch??? What do u mean?

We all WATCH this stuff happen for free, every damn day.

So, why would someone pay to see ?

Ooohh...you mean why would someone pay YOU to see YOU do it.

Don't kill the thread with reason. Just answer the damn question.

PurpleJedi said:

TD3 said:

So, why would someone pay to see ?

Ooohh...you mean why would someone pay YOU to see YOU do it.

Don't kill the thread with reason. Just answer the damn question.

PurpleJedi said:

CarrieMpls said:

The idea of kissing an "ugly" person doesn't bother me at all, it's the idea of being paid to do it that makes me queasy. I meant it when I said I was worried about how that person would feel knowing someone was being paid to kiss them because it was such an awful thing.

You might need to pay me millions of dollars to kiss Rush Limbaugh, though. That's the kind of repulsive I would have a problem with.

...as for the ethical nature of the kiss...what if the ugly dude was in on it?

Oh, if he's in on it, then sure! Provided he's got basic hygeine covered, I'd do it for $100.

PurpleJedi said:

TD3 said:

So, why would someone pay to see ?

Ooohh...you mean why would someone pay YOU to see YOU do it.

Don't kill the thread with reason. Just answer the damn question.

I didn't deserve a fish slap this time. Don't fish slap the thinker please.

I already answered the damn question, I told you I'd strip for free for philosophical reasons. I have enough money (for me) so, doing anything silly, dumb, or degrading.... no. Money isn't everything.

CarrieMpls said:

PurpleJedi said:

...as for the ethical nature of the kiss...what if the ugly dude was in on it?

Oh, if he's in on it, then sure! Provided he's got basic hygeine covered, I'd do it for $100.

Dayum! You could'a held out for at least an even grand.

TD3 said:

PurpleJedi said:

Ooohh...you mean why would someone pay YOU to see YOU do it.

Don't kill the thread with reason. Just answer the damn question.

I didn't deserve a fish slap this time. Don't fish slap the thinker please.

I already answered the damn question, I told you I'd strip for free for philosophical reasons. I have enough money (for me) so, doing anything silly, dumb, or degrading.... no. Money isn't everything.

So what'd I have to do in order to get you to send me your record playa?

CarrieMpls said:

PurpleJedi said:

...as for the ethical nature of the kiss...what if the ugly dude was in on it?

Oh, if he's in on it, then sure! Provided he's got basic hygeine covered, I'd do it for $100.

What about $50.00 Carrie". Cuz you seem to be going lower and lower.

This thread is hilarious.

TD3 said:

CarrieMpls said:

Oh, if he's in on it, then sure! Provided he's got basic hygeine covered, I'd do it for $100.

What about $50.00 Carrie". Cuz you seem to be going lower and lower.

This thread is hilarious.

For 50-bucks, maybe Carrie would kiss a "slightly-ugly" dude.

Anyone got 50-bucks I can borrow?