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Woman Attempts to Hide $31,200 In Her Stomach A Guatemalan woman was arrested at Panama's international airport as she tried to enter the country with more than $31,000 in cash hidden in a very unusual place. The 44-year-old, whose identity was withheld, stashed the cash inside her stomach, Panamanian police said Wednesday.
She was arrested after exhibiting "suspicious behavior," which promoted police to conducted an X-ray. At least 39 different bundles that had been in her stomach were recovered by police, who estimated a total sum of $31,200, reports Agence France Presse.
The detainee was taken to a at a hospital in Panama City, where she was expected to expel the remaining bundles so authorities could determine the final amount she was illegally carrying. "It's not nice to fuck with K.B.! All you haters will see!" - Kitbradley
"The only true wisdom is knowing you know nothing." - Socrates | |
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$31k? What the hell would anyone try 2 hide that amount of loot? | |
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How did she get all that bread in her stomach in the first place and how on earth is she going to expel it???? I wouldn't want to be there to see that! "It's not nice to fuck with K.B.! All you haters will see!" - Kitbradley
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I hope it wasn't in small bills...
Seems like I could eat at least 50k in 100s...wait...maybe not | |
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Police detained her until her shit started to make cents. | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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be kind, be a friend, not a bully. | |
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I'm confused. What is her crime? | |
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Her poor coin slot. The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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Not giving them their cut.
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“Transracial is a term that has long since been defined as the adoption of a child that is of a different race than the adoptive parents,” : https://thinkprogress.org...fb6e18544a | |
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Damn, that was just stupid. She could have stashed that in a pair of big ass bloomers. Hell, even if she put it in a carry-on bag, she might have made it through customs if she had it wrapped up in someting inconspicuous like a photo album under some pictures or something. | |
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Of all the stup... | |
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I blame the small purse.
99.9% of everything I say is strictly for my own entertainment |
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now that's a good idea! | |
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all i can say is WTF Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song 
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On the radio yesterday there was a story of a male inmate that hid a cell phone in his ass and a female inmate who hid a can of pop in her vagina
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the police must have drawn 2 determine who was counting it mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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But to be honest, I've been on Tumblr and I've seen the latter in some gifs.
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I heard the cops kept pulling her arm until her eyes rolled and she dropped the Jackpot $$$
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that my friend was funny! “Transracial is a term that has long since been defined as the adoption of a child that is of a different race than the adoptive parents,” : https://thinkprogress.org...fb6e18544a | |
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@ the both of you...