Has anyone slept with a girl who squirts?

I never have,starting to think this shit is a myth.

i've never squirted, i'd be mortified if i pissed over my bloke

excited said:

i've never squirted, i'd be mortified if i pissed over my bloke

that''s what I think.It's piss,not cum.

I'm a squirter,
but that's only because I'm a guy.

What does that even mean?

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donnyenglish said:

It is real. Not everyone does it.

It's not a myth,but very rare like a giant squid.

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iaminparties said:

donnyenglish said:

It is real. Not everyone does it.

It's not a myth,but very rare like a giant squid.

It's real, and while it is rare it doesn't necessarily have to be. Nevertheless, all of those pornos where the woman cums like a water fountain are mostly fake, because very few women can produce that much liquid out of their pussy at one time unless they are taking a piss. Of those who really are squirting, it's mostly just that, a little squirt, and it usually a dribble and not a stream.

Some of the squirting pronos can be hot but I saw some German porno where some chick was riding her car's stick shift. and she was pissing all over it like R. Kelly.

728huey said:

iaminparties said:

It's not a myth,but very rare like a giant squid.

It's real, and while it is rare it doesn't necessarily have to be. Nevertheless, all of those pornos where the woman cums like a water fountain are mostly fake, because very few women can produce that much liquid out of their pussy at one time unless they are taking a piss. Of those who really are squirting, it's mostly just that, a little squirt, and it usually a dribble and not a stream.

Some of the squirting pronos can be hot but I saw some German porno where some chick was riding her car's stick shift. and she was pissing all over it like R. Kelly.

I always figured chicks in pornos poured bottled water in their pussies and squirted it out.

Porno squirting is pissing piss and water.

iaminparties said:

donnyenglish said:

It is real. Not everyone does it.

It's not a myth,but very rare like a giant squid.

It's real, but not as rare as the giant squid AND sometimes it is pee. And yes, those geyser porno scenes are fake. They're either pee or previous filled releases, if you know what I'm sayin'.

To answer the question, yes, been with both kinds, which is why I know sometimes it's pee. Which is not to say that makes it "fake", either. One of the women I was with for a long time "squirted" (and enjoyed it) when she had hard orgasms whether she wanted to or not, but it was pee. The other one was a dribbler, like Huey said, and it was much more viscous, not just regular wetness.

That's WAY more information than I was expecting to divulge, but there ya' go.

That's WAY more information than I was expecting to divulge, but there ya' go.

You could of easily drop me an orgnote and kept it

If I had to fuck on a plastic sheet every night,forget squirters.

Cerebus said:

To answer the question, yes, been with both kinds, [...]

I made a girl squirt once. Not mad 3 meter squirting like in porn, but definate squirting. Kind of weird/arousing/disgusting lol

ISF said:

I made a girl squirt once. Not mad 3 meter squirting like in porn, but definate squirting. Kind of weird/arousing/disgusting lol

Did you taste it?

iaminparties said:

That's WAY more information than I was expecting to divulge, but there ya' go.

You could of easily drop me an orgnote and kept it

Errm, was this "that kind of thread"? I must have missed that.

novabrkr said:

Cerebus said:

To answer the question, yes, been with both kinds, [...]

..... all kinds!

they're real....and they're spectacular

Does oozing count? The Captain knows a lot of women that ooze.

I knew that shit was piss!

Yep. It's real.

Not sure I understand some of the previous answers but I regularly sleep with a girl with this 'talent'. She looks fine normally, just when she's a bit tired or something it seems more noticable. It can get really bad if we get too carried away during sex.

Sometimes, what would previously have been a relatively minor, hardly noticable squint can turn into the full-blown cross-eyed look. We keep the windows closed as a safety precaution as we've all heard what can happen if the wind changes.

Squinters. Ya gotta love em.

Having rubbed my eyes and read the thread properly I did a bit of research.

Apparently Men can suffer terribly with this kind of thing too. Only in Men, it's called 'Gushing'. I found this short documentary.

This thread is cracking me up to no end.

First and foremost, it is REAL!!! It is NOT piss, like some are speculating! ALL women can do it, they just need to be taught!

I am a Master in the BDSM lifestyle and I have seen this amazing phenomenom, up close and personal. I have taught many women how to do it! There is no faking this with piss (which is yellow and smells like piss). It is a clear, odorless, tasteless fluid that can ejaculate in driblles or 3-10 foot streams, depending upon the woman, how familiar she is with her body and how freely she can allow her mind to experience this incredible pleasure.

Do not take my word for it, there are many instructional videos online that teach how to do it, everyone can go learn and see for themselves that what I am saying is FACT!

One more thing I should add (this is the honest truth)... if a woman is NOT comfortable in her skin, if she has any negative connotations about sex and her own orgasm... this negative thinking is what makes it nearly impossible for a woman to squirt. She has to be in complete control of her body and mind, to release her orgasm to new heights and levels.

I am typing this to educate. Anyone who doesn't want to believe, set up a time and place and I am more than happy to prove what I say!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

LovesexyIsThe1 said:

Anyone who doesn't want to believe, set up a time and place and I am more than happy to prove what I say!

What, for a 'water'-fight?

12pm. 1st Feb. Trafalgar Square, London.

LovesexyIsThe1 said:

ALL women can do it, they just need to be taught!

That is a complete and total myth. But please! Everyone go watch the videos and take the classes. In the long run, it can only make the world a better place.

Cerebus said:

LovesexyIsThe1 said:

ALL women can do it, they just need to be taught!

That is a complete and total myth. But please! Everyone go watch the videos and take the classes. In the long run, it can only make the world a better place.

I personally really don't believe it's a myth that all women are capable...however, it has nothing to do with women being taught how to do it.

It's simply a reaction to what is being done to her, she doesn't need to be taught anything. Although her partner can certainly learn a technique to get this response.

And 3-20 foot streams are absolutely just a woman pushing out urine. And urine is not always yellow and smelly. These women drink copious amount of water beforehand and basically just piss it out.

Female ejaculation will result in very, very wet sheets, not a spray flying across the room.

Cerebus said:

LovesexyIsThe1 said:

ALL women can do it, they just need to be taught!

That is a complete and total myth. But please! Everyone go watch the videos and take the classes. In the long run, it can only make the world a better place.

I have nothing to gain by posting "myths." I can only state facts from personal, firsthand experience in this matter.

@ Fonkyman: I'm in America. Orgnote me details for obtaining my passport and ticket information, the flight needs to be in my name.

JustErin said:

it has nothing to do with women being taught how to do it.

Allow me to repeat myself: "if a woman is NOT comfortable in her skin, if she has any negative connotations about sex and her own orgasm... this negative thinking is what makes it nearly impossible for a woman to squirt. She has to (LEARN to) be in complete control of her body and mind, to release her orgasm to new heights and levels."

This part of my post must have been passed over. In MY experience in teaching women this technique, they HAVE to be taught, to open their minds to the experience. I can stimulate the g-spot for days on end, but it won't produce anything her mind won't let her. It is a fact, that women feel like they need to urinate, so they tighten up all the muscles that produce the ejaculation. Doing this stops them from squirting.

It is in this aspect, that she needs to be trained to let go. Then, she will learn to do it on her own.

Once taught how, she can let go and enjoy!

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