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what is your best ........................ fill us in on your best pick-up line ...either used on you...or by you ...
mine is easy...i was in a bar with a bunch of my girlfriends...i saw this guy...he was 6'5 as he later told me...i said "i'm gonna get his attention - watch..." they were like 'yeah, yeah, sure..." so i walked up to talk to him and i asked him how tall he was...he rolled his eyes as if to say 'how original'...so i looked up at him and said...i am not sure from down here - but i think your eyes match my bedroom ...wanna see ??? LOLOLOLOLOL... - guess what - i got his attention THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said: fill us in on your best pick-up line ...either used on you...or by you ...
mine is easy...i was in a bar with a bunch of my girlfriends...i saw this guy...he was 6'5 as he later told me...i said "i'm gonna get his attention - watch..." they were like 'yeah, yeah, sure..." so i walked up to talk to him and i asked him how tall he was...he rolled his eyes as if to say 'how original'...so i looked up at him and said...i am not sure from down here - but i think your eyes match my bedroom ...wanna see ??? i don't really use lines...i just walk over...whisper n they ear "nobody can suck yo D^%k like me"...and end up given them cab fare n the mornin LOLOLOLOLOL... - guess what - i got his attention | |
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I was at work one day and had just finished ringing-up this guys merchandise and I asked him if that would be it and he said "yeah unless you want to jump in the bag too" it was so gross cause he looked like a pervert. | |
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oh...one last thing...my babies think i should have a man...so one day when my friend and i took our kids out to dinner...my 8 year old decided that he would let the waiter know that i had said he was cute...
when the guy brought the check, he asked if we needed anything else... Jake says...yeah...can we get you in a too-go-box...my mom thinks your hot needless to say...i dont talk about guys being hot anymore around him... Lord...what to do with these children of mine...i have no idea where he gets this from ??? :LOL: THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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Hey baby, come here often? or
Hey baby, what's your sign? It works every time. . ] [This message was edited Fri Mar 7 20:22:01 PST 2003 by theSpark] | |
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try these in the chat room right now! | |
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i thought this would be fun...nobody wants to play with me THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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My best pick-up line:
Let's fuck. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: My best pick-up line:
Let's fuck. hey it would get me! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: IceNine said: My best pick-up line:
Let's fuck. hey it would get me! Okay... Let's fuck! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: luv4thepurple1 said: IceNine said: My best pick-up line:
Let's fuck. hey it would get me! Okay... Let's fuck! What time? He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: IceNine said: luv4thepurple1 said: IceNine said: My best pick-up line:
Let's fuck. hey it would get me! Okay... Let's fuck! What time? Right about... ... ... ... ... ... ...now. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: luv4thepurple1 said: IceNine said: luv4thepurple1 said: IceNine said: My best pick-up line:
Let's fuck. hey it would get me! Okay... Let's fuck! What time? Right about... ... ... ... ... ... ...now. U comin here?? He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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i have only ever tried a pick-up line once...
i was in a bar...music pumpin' real hard...i went up to this cutie...whispered in his ear "no strings..." and walked out the door...wanna bet he followed me... worst one used on me... went to a bar on halloween with 3 of my girls...we were dressed as crayons...some guy kept following me around the bar asking me if he could color my world...it was cute the first time he said it but after an hour or two...give it a rest boy, it ain't happenin'... my fave... "nice shoes...wanna fuck?" you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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Hey, Lillith... I really like your shoes... wanna fuck? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Hey, Lillith... I really like your shoes... wanna fuck?
HEY HEY!! I didnt agree to a threesome!! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: IceNine said: Hey, Lillith... I really like your shoes... wanna fuck?
HEY HEY!! I didnt agree to a threesome!! Okay, I dig your shoes too! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Hey, Lillith... I really like your shoes... wanna fuck?
i'm not wearin' any... but... ok... oh btw...luv4thepurple1...c'mon...the more the merrier (as my mom always says...wait, wrong context) you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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lillith said: IceNine said: Hey, Lillith... I really like your shoes... wanna fuck?
i'm not wearin' any... but... ok... oh btw...luv4thepurple1...c'mon...the more the merrier (as my mom always says...wait, wrong context) Well... OK!! I am down 4 anything! He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday... | |
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luv4thepurple1 said: lillith said: IceNine said: Hey, Lillith... I really like your shoes... wanna fuck?
i'm not wearin' any... but... ok... oh btw...luv4thepurple1...c'mon...the more the merrier (as my mom always says...wait, wrong context) Well... OK!! I am down 4 anything! well...as long as you're down there... you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel
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lillith said: IceNine said: Hey, Lillith... I really like your shoes... wanna fuck?
i'm not wearin' any... but... ok... Well... that's okay... you won't be needing shoes anyway! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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i think you guys took this a little out of context...:LOL: THE UNOFFICIAL ORG SEX THERAPIST
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justkelley said: i think you guys took this a little out of context...:LOL:
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"come here, I want you"
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"I don't care what kinda car u drive, as long as ur driving me baby"
"Is that versace ur wearing, how about trying me on for size" "What's my favorite flavor? I don't know I haven't had the chance to taste you yet" "If I had one wish, that would be to die and come back as you" "I could dream a thousands dreams, but they'll never add 2 U as my living fantasy" "I was just wondering if u had a name, if not can I call I daddy?" "Hey I might not be bilegual but I know menejaetouis (or however you spell it) Ain't french" " U remind me of a James Brown song, cuz every time I'm around you I get a cold sweat " And there's alot more where that came from [This message was edited Sun Mar 9 23:47:56 PST 2003 by DigitalLisa] | |
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i hate lines!!! vi | |
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one of my brothers once asked a lady "Would you like to come under my love wing" JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...
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