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Five People killed for Not Accepting Facebook Friend Requests Holy cow!!!!!!!!!!!
DeQuincy, LA — Lashawndra Harris from DeQuincy, Louisiana was arrested and charged today in connection with five murders. Harris had been dubbed by police as the ‘Facebook Friend Request Killer’ because at the scene of every murder a card was left on the victim’s body that showed the Facebook logo along with the section of the site where you can accept or deny an individual’s friend request.
Detective Paul Horner with the DeQuincy Police Department explained how Harris was finally apprehended. “She is probably the worst serial killer in the history of serial killers. At every murder scene she would leave a ‘calling card’ on the bodies with scribbled words written on each one such as, ‘Maybe next time you’ll be my friend on Facebook motherf*cker’, or ‘Who’s got more friends on Facebook now b*tch!’” Horner said. “All of the people that were murdered lived in the same apartment building or were people that knew Harris personally. We then found a Facebook account belonging to Ms. Harris. In her ‘about’ section she specifically wrote the words, ‘If you don’t accept my friend request I will kill you’,” Horner continued.
She also said in her profile, ‘If we’re friends on Facebook, we cool. If you don’t want to be friends with me on Facebook, we have a problem’. So yeah, we knew we had the right person.”
Leron Jenkins who was a neighbor of Harris said he was approached by her just days before the arrest. “I didn’t like her, she was scary. She told me that if I didn’t accept her friend request on Facebook she would literally cut my balls off. So, long story short, I accepted her friend request.” “When we raided her house today we found Ms. Harris at her computer on Facebook sending out more friend requests,” Horner said. “It’s a good thing we caught her before more people could deny her friend request.”
If anyone has any information about Lashawndra Harris police are urging you to call (785) 273-0325. As always you can remain anonymous.
http://superofficialnews....-facebook/ [Edited 3/15/13 1:00am] "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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What a asshat...if idk u u dont make it to my fb friends...another loon off fb thank god....she has mental issues Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song
Proud Wendy and Lisa Fancy Lesbian asskisser | |
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Mad bastard. Fonky likes this.
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KNIFE PARTY...you blocked me on favebook and now your going to die........ | |
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I swear I thought this was a joke from The Onion or something but apparently it's real. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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that has to be a joke | |
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^ Not with that hat on.
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omg MICHAEL JACKSON
R.I.P مايكل جاكسون للأبد 1958 | |
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You would think they would use a more original picture for this "story". This pic is what? 5 years old? | |
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Some of the other headlines on the site:
Michelle Obama To Play Wife Of Lando Calrissian In Star Wars: Episode VII
Fappy® The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin Kicks Off Nationwide School Tour
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^^^^^ | |
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Is that cow killing FB freak orger "COW" ?
2014-Year of the Parties | |
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bullshit To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws. | |
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Got more than a fortnight yet. Good lil warm up.
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Well if the "mugshot" in the cow costume doesn't tip you off, look up her name in Mugshots.com and you'll see she was arrested only for assault on a $1,000 bond.
And the only news outlet reporting the Facebook story is "SuperOfficialNews.com" "Never let nasty stalkers disrespect you. They start shit, you finish it. Go down to their level, that's the only way they'll understand. You have to handle things yourself." | |
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What a stupid bitch. Hell, I've sent a friend request to two or three old high school classmates that I thought were friends along with a private message telling them who I am and they never responded. My reaction to that was.....Oh well, fuck 'em. They ain't worthy of me anyway. If they ain't studying me, there's other people that are. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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vainandy don't read nobody's posts MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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Oh hell, I just now read them.
I usually post right after reading the thread opener before reading any of the comments so my response won't be influenced any of the other comments. Then, I go back and read the other comments afterwards. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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hell I got it off of Facebook from Jill Jones. I even asked if it was really from the onion and they all assured me it was real. That's what I get... "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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That's actually a good approach. I usually disregard just poster names because what's being said is more important than who said it. "Never let nasty stalkers disrespect you. They start shit, you finish it. Go down to their level, that's the only way they'll understand. You have to handle things yourself." | |
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I thought it was jabba's wife? "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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Just in case no one said it already: this is not true. for one if it was it would be on a real news site... not just one called super official news... and 2 i am sure i have seen that photo before... like years ago... so yeah i call my classic
Bull Corn...."Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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what a frivolous way to die
RIP | |
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but she also swore that was her real hair color in Purple Rain "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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the phone number seems to be ... lol well google it! "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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orgnote me or I ___ you all | |
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From a website called super official news some of y'all are gullible as hell. But either way this would make a GREAT dark comedy plot Pistols sounded like "Fuck off," wheras The Clash sounded like "Fuck Off, but here's why.."- Thedigitialgardener
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blow? "Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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Yeah. MY COUSIN WORKS IN A PHARMACY AND SHE SAID THEY ENEMA'D PRANCE INTO OBLIVION WITH FENTONILS!! | |
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