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Fleshlights Any of you orgers try the fleshlight? They're awesome on nights where the clubs are dead and the hookers have been taken down to the police station for their bi-weekly slap on the wrist.
You have to be careful with these though. The Admiral accidentally did his business with a flashlight last night and ended up with third degree burns. [Edited 2/9/13 17:02pm] 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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What happened to a ziplock bag filled with lotion? You can draw a nice face on it if you want! I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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an orger here owned one but his gf got jealous of it
Bob.... where r u??????????????????????????????????
mailto:www.iDon'tThinkSo.com.Uranus | |
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The Captain was going to put a picture of a fleshlight for those of you who are unfamilliar but that would make this NSFW. So instead I am going to show an alternate picture with a similar concept.
12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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Rick had a nice ass. | |
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or one of these "water snakes"
"Keep on shilling for Big Pharm!" | |
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The Captain doesn't understand how to get a sticky on the Org. My fleshlight is very sticky, shouldn't that count for something? 12 inches of non-stop soul | |
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We own 2 fleshlights. It's nice, they feel great, but truth be told, as far as masturbation goes, my lazy ass relies on ---> 9 times out of 10. Less clean up. No corn-startch required. | |
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