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SexLovely going under the knife..... yay.
Dont worry fellow boredom victims, Im not being sacrificed on a stone slab or anything... Im having a very important and tricky operation on my knee. Ive been waiting 4 this operation for 9months and finally this Thursday at noon some psycho surgeon is gonna be turning the inside of my knee in2 a cartilage casserole with a scalpel. If the retarded con-man with the fake medical certificates does my knee op well it means my knee wont ache when I walk anymore and I may actually be able 2 play football again (YEESSS!!!) hopefully starting next season. If he fucks up I may not walk again (until the next op) let alone it acheing and he'll have my fist coming his way aswell as a lawsuit. It seems ive spent most of my sodding life in hospital... I actually fucked my up knee dancing during rehearsals 4 a show November 2001. I twisted it really hard and something crunched inside...and well...my knee swelled up so much U coulda used it as a car air bag. So...due 2 all this Im gonna be unable 2 leave my home 4 quite a while meaning U lot will be seeing quit alot of me in the next coupla months (  ) ...until my next dissapearing act that is.
TAKE CARE OF DAT ASS Y'ALL!! "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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Wishing you the best of luck Chris
Take care o dat ass 
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Knee surgeries are gross. My brother-in-law just had one a couple of weeks ago. You're a dancer? I am too! I'm knocking on wood for my knee right now though. I always have an ankle problem myself. Good luck! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Take care of dat knee SexLovely!
Hope the op goes smoothly. | |
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Pochacco said: Wishing you the best of luck Chris
Take care o dat ass
Much love Pochacco Thanx Pochacco buddy!!
that avatar still makes me laugh whenever I see it...
 Kathy Burke.
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minneapolisgenius said: Knee surgeries are gross. My brother-in-law just had one a couple of weeks ago. You're a dancer? I am too! I'm knocking on wood for my knee right now though. I always have an ankle problem myself. Good luck!
I watched a medical documentary and they showed a really graphic knee operation on it and I nearly hurled... Ok I shouldnt have eaten 2 prawn curries just before hand but it was far worse lookin than I woulda thought. ummm well...I dance...but wouldnt exactly say im a dancer...
U touchin wood huh? U got a show coming up or sumthin? "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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BorisFishpaw said: Take care of dat knee SexLovely!
Hope the op goes smoothly.
Thanx dudeski... Im hoping so too...nice 2 speak 2 U at long last.
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Everything should be ok, SexLovely... we will enjoy your humor, you can be sure of that.
Besides, you need your knees...for...you know. | |
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Yeah, you can watch your own knee surgery if you want to because they usually give you a local anesthetic, and you're awake. My sister did that. I don't know how, but she did. She was like, "Yeah, it was pretty gross. Then I got bored and fell asleep." 
I just had a show, so now I'm just training. But I'm a ballet dancer though, so you always have to train to stay in shape.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Best of luck, Sex. I'm sure it will turn out just fine. Just think of all the pain killers they'll give you to take home... | |
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LaVisHh said: Everything should be ok, SexLovely... we will enjoy your humor, you can be sure of that.
Besides, you need your knees...for...you know. Thanx honey...
...not that I'll find out any time soon.
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SexLovely said: LaVisHh said: Everything should be ok, SexLovely... we will enjoy your humor, you can be sure of that.
Besides, you need your knees...for...you know. Thanx honey...
...not that I'll find out any time soon.
You're welcome! You are young and healthy, you will heal FAST! And feel much better. People who I know that have fixed their knees feel much better afterwards. Don't rush it...it will all come in time - hopefully at the right time. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Yeah, you can watch your own knee surgery if you want to because they usually give you a local anesthetic, and you're awake. My sister did that. I don't know how, but she did. She was like, "Yeah, it was pretty gross. Then I got bored and fell asleep."
I just had a show, so now I'm just training. But I'm a ballet dancer though, so you always have to train to stay in shape. Her story was that interesting huh?
Well apparently im getting a generally anaesthetized so I wont get that luxury. A pro ballet dancer?? Wow...mega props 2 U darling! Ya no...a picture of U in yr tight leotard, doing sum ballet would make a great profile pic...  ...hint hint...
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hope your surgery goes awright, dahling!!!
take care of that knee and that  !
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NewFunk said: Best of luck, Sex. I'm sure it will turn out just fine. Just think of all the pain killers they'll give you to take home...
Thanx NewFunk .
Pain killers, yeah!!! And a tasty, nutricious meal. 
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LaVisHh said: SexLovely said: LaVisHh said: Everything should be ok, SexLovely... we will enjoy your humor, you can be sure of that.
Besides, you need your knees...for...you know. [color=blue:eaa5f9e1ff:ab09e84800] Thanx honey...
...not that I'll find out any time soon.
You're welcome! You are young and healthy, you will heal FAST! And feel much better. People who I know that have fixed their knees feel much better afterwards. Don't rush it...it will all come in time - hopefully at the right time. Yeah, yr right... I hope it goes well tho...cuz Ive been dieing 2 get back 2 Karate and I havent played football properly 4 two yrs...thats bloody torture... Thanx honey... ...
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SexLovely said: minneapolisgenius said: Yeah, you can watch your own knee surgery if you want to because they usually give you a local anesthetic, and you're awake. My sister did that. I don't know how, but she did. She was like, "Yeah, it was pretty gross. Then I got bored and fell asleep."
I just had a show, so now I'm just training. But I'm a ballet dancer though, so you always have to train to stay in shape. [color=blue:067616cb15:1c1e759248] Her story was that interesting huh?
Well apparently im getting a generally anaesthetized so I wont get that luxury. A pro ballet dancer?? Wow...mega props 2 U darling! Ya no...a picture of U in yr tight leotard, doing sum ballet would make a great profile pic... ...hint hint...
Well here's a pic of me in my...  oh crap! I seem to be fresh out of pictures at the moment! He-he-he..."I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: hope your surgery goes awright, dahling!!!
take care of that knee and that !
Thanx babe.
hehehe...I will. 
U lot may be thinking that this is all a big publicity stunt on my ego, but actually its proven that the more positive and happy U are the quicker and better U heal... So keep it coming. :p "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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minneapolisgenius said: SexLovely said: minneapolisgenius said: Yeah, you can watch your own knee surgery if you want to because they usually give you a local anesthetic, and you're awake. My sister did that. I don't know how, but she did. She was like, "Yeah, it was pretty gross. Then I got bored and fell asleep."
I just had a show, so now I'm just training. But I'm a ballet dancer though, so you always have to train to stay in shape. [color=blue:067616cb15:1c1e759248:2e3c00b2a4:b7b94d5179] Her story was that interesting huh?
Well apparently im getting a generally anaesthetized so I wont get that luxury. A pro ballet dancer?? Wow...mega props 2 U darling! Ya no...a picture of U in yr tight leotard, doing sum ballet would make a great profile pic... ...hint hint...
Well here's a pic of me in my... oh crap! I seem to be fresh out of pictures at the moment! He-he-he...Oh how convenient.
U do realise now that Im gonna keep hassling U for a pic until U give in...the quicker U give in the easier it is on both of us... Getting me picture will be somethign nice 2 think about while Im sitting all alone in hospital...
Ive always wondered...do the female ballerinas find the male ballerinas in their leotards attractive...with tha dodgy (and fake) lookin bulge an all? [This message was edited Mon Feb 24 8:19:14 PST 2003 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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Good luck.
PS - make sure they don't take out "other" parts of your body. 
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Heavenly said: Good luck.
PS - make sure they don't take out "other" parts of your body.
Thanx bud'
 Too late...they did that years ago. Thats why Im so passive and girlish...they swiped my balls years ago, bastads.
Ive had so many operations that they probably just assumed that my body had been donated 2 science so they started randomly slicing me about... [This message was edited Mon Feb 24 8:26:33 PST 2003 by SexLovely] "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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SexLovely said: minneapolisgenius said: SexLovely said: minneapolisgenius said: Yeah, you can watch your own knee surgery if you want to because they usually give you a local anesthetic, and you're awake. My sister did that. I don't know how, but she did. She was like, "Yeah, it was pretty gross. Then I got bored and fell asleep."
I just had a show, so now I'm just training. But I'm a ballet dancer though, so you always have to train to stay in shape. [color=blue:067616cb15:1c1e759248:2e3c00b2a4:b7b94d5179:d9ac7e2a4f] Her story was that interesting huh?
Well apparently im getting a generally anaesthetized so I wont get that luxury. A pro ballet dancer?? Wow...mega props 2 U darling! Ya no...a picture of U in yr tight leotard, doing sum ballet would make a great profile pic... ...hint hint...
Well here's a pic of me in my... oh crap! I seem to be fresh out of pictures at the moment! He-he-he...[color=blue:b7b94d5179:d9ac7e2a4f]Oh how convenient.
U do realise now that Im gonna keep hassling U for a pic until U give in...the quicker U give in the easier it is on both of us... Getting me picture will be somethign nice 2 think about while Im sitting all alone in hospital...
Ive always wondered...do the female ballerinas find the male ballerinas in their leotards attractive...with tha dodgy (and fake) lookin bulge an all? [This message was edited Mon Feb 24 8:19:14 PST 2003 by SexLovely] Well, that all depends on whether or not the male dancer is gay or not. The majority of them are. But I've always thought that for a straight man, being a male ballet dancer has got to be one of the best jobs ever, because you're working with tons of women everyday, in really close proximity, and physically touching the women as you partner them as well. I know so many stories about straight, male dancers just geting it on with a LOT of different women they work with. It's like a big soap opera. I also actually know a couple of male dancers who really DO stuff something down their tights to make themselves look bigger! I just have to laugh at that! I think it makes them look worse.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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2 hugs!!! now I feel weally special... ...
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minneapolisgenius said: Well, that all depends on whether or not the male dancer is gay or not. The majority of them are. But I've always thought that for a straight man, being a male ballet dancer has got to be one of the best jobs ever, because you're working with tons of women everyday, in really close proximity, and physically touching the women as you partner them as well. I know so many stories about straight, male dancers just geting it on with a LOT of different women they work with. It's like a big soap opera. I also actually know a couple of male dancers who really DO stuff something down their tights to make themselves look bigger! I just have to laugh at that!
I think it makes them look worse. LUCKY BASTADS!!! 
I bet Christopher Bruce was a right stud then... I dont even need 2 rub myself up against a flexible and tightly pink clothed girl 2 get aroused...all that Ghost Dancing stuff did it for me... So...how many straight male dancers 2 U get with then?
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SexLovely said: minneapolisgenius said: Well, that all depends on whether or not the male dancer is gay or not. The majority of them are. But I've always thought that for a straight man, being a male ballet dancer has got to be one of the best jobs ever, because you're working with tons of women everyday, in really close proximity, and physically touching the women as you partner them as well. I know so many stories about straight, male dancers just geting it on with a LOT of different women they work with. It's like a big soap opera. I also actually know a couple of male dancers who really DO stuff something down their tights to make themselves look bigger! I just have to laugh at that!
I think it makes them look worse. [color=blue:32ec3910db:7ad1d6dafc]LUCKY BASTADS!!!
I bet Christopher Bruce was a right stud then... I dont even need 2 rub myself up against a flexible and tightly pink clothed girl 2 get aroused...all that Ghost Dancing stuff did it for me... So...how many straight male dancers 2 U get with then?
None now. I'm married. And my husband is not a dancer. I have to laugh just thinking about him being a dancer. I can't even teach him how to cha-cha! No talent there. Not to put him down, but he's just not very coordinated!"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Best of luck to ya, pal. Fear is the mind-killer. | |
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THAT SOUND BETTER THAN KNEE AUGMENTATION AT LEAST DONT HURT MUCH OK! P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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Good Luck SexLovely, I wish you a speedy recovery! | |
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