The Captain's porn hero, Mr. Ron Jeremy, is in critical condition in a LA hospital after suffering a heart anyeurism. The large knobbed legend has starred in over 2000 cinematic classics and I tell you the Admiral and I have probably seen 90% of them. My favorite ones were always where he would walk into the room and their would be some hot chick there and he would say something brilliant like "Do you want to have some sex" and he would whip out the anaconda and the actresses' expression would be like "Gazonga,is that all for me?" Brilliant man, brilliant actor, brilliant human being. Thoughts and prayers for Mr. Jeremy.

http://www.huffingtonpost...82953.html

From everything I've ever heard or read he really is a nice guy (a lot of those guys aren't). He hasn't been looking terribly good lately, though. I actually thought he was older than 59. Best wishes to him. Hope he pulls through.

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He can pull through. I've seen him do it.

Aside from being a LEGEND in XXX film I gained tremendous respect for Mr. Jeremy when he was on "The Surreal Life" in which it was revealed:

He earned a bachelor's degree in education and theatre and a master's degree in special education from Queens College in New York. He taught special-education classes in the New York City area and was a substitute teacher for regular classes.

~Wikipedia

All respect due to a great man...

Get well soon Ron.

Speedy recovery

I think Ron deserves a sticky, considering...

I've always wanted to meet him. Seems like such a fuckin cool dude.

NDRU said:

I think Ron deserves a sticky, considering...

He'd love that comment, I bet.

tf is a heart anyeurism. had never heard of this man before he invented some new disease.

He was a very good looking man back in his younger years. Very hairy chested which is right up my alley. His dick was too skinny though and I didn't like the way he trimmed the hair down at the base of it. Don't trim anything. I've seen him in a few mainstream interviews and he seems like a wonderful person. Hope he gets well soon.

Well the legend recovers, here is one his most brilliant quotes about how society has wrongfully criticized porn.

“You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.”

As did I, sir. As did I.

Get well, big man.

Fonkyman said:

He can pull through. I've seen him do it.

I love how you manage to sneak in some funny shit into every thread. I am clicking on threads just for your comments.

Dave1992 said:

Fonkyman said:

He can pull through. I've seen him do it.

I love how you manage to sneak in some funny shit into every thread. I am clicking on threads just for your comments.

... Shit, I'll have to watch myself.

Good luck with the album.

Thinking about it, old Ron's been up to his nuts in all kinds of tidy birds. It's a wonder he hasn't had a heart attack already. Get well hedgehog.

Get well Ron!

Fonkyman said:

Dave1992 said:

I love how you manage to sneak in some funny shit into every thread. I am clicking on threads just for your comments.

... Shit, I'll have to watch myself.

Good luck with the album.

Thinking about it, old Ron's been up to his nuts in all kinds of tidy birds. It's a wonder he hasn't had a heart attack already. Get well hedgehog.

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Thank you!

Big man is hanging in there from what I've read. The Captain's dream of starring in a porn film alongside Mr. Jeremy is still a possibility. Could you imagine the look of the porn actress if you had Sir Ronald Jeremy on one side of her and Captain on the other? It would be like she died and went to penis heaven.

Hang in there, Ron.