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PrintableBelleBeyond said: [color=brown:6be454f1e9:06046c52b9]A box of Vanilla Wafers, please...
 I opened a box of Vanilla Wafers to make a banana pudding for dessert then accidentally knocked the box to the floor and most of all of the cookies fell out of the box.  And, my dinner sucked!
banana pudding... the dessert from god...  Mr. Ellis Dee-licious, the Official NPGigolo 
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EllisDee said: BelleBeyond said: [color=brown:6be454f1e9:06046c52b9:785d6e430d]A box of Vanilla Wafers, please...
I opened a box of Vanilla Wafers to make a banana pudding for dessert then accidentally knocked the box to the floor and most of all of the cookies fell out of the box. And, my dinner sucked!
banana pudding... the dessert from god...  | |
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Get me some cards. | |
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Snapple and a Dwell magazine. | |
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Hey, I'm back! I got everything, but they'd ran out of Tampax. Sorry. | |
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Haystack said: Does anybody need anything?
Say Hello 2 Mark Morrison and watch out 4 the Stun Gun!!! | |
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Yeah, I'll have a shopping basket full of chocolate and bottles brandy and fags.
I want the chocolate foremost, the fags to smoke inbetween bars and the brandy to forget I consumed both. | |
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Please (sorry, forgot my manners) | |
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 Hey... I'm not impressed with this service man... | |
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Therapy said: I like being spanked when I cum.
I don't think that's appropriate for this thread. | |
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Therapy said: Hey... I'm not impressed with this service man...Look, I was en route to the shop when I walked past a wine bar. I couldn't resist walking in and having a drink. Well, one drink led to another and... Well suffice to say that now, three days of excessive drinking later, I just want to go home and go to bed. If anybody else is going to the shop, could you get me some aspirin? Cheers. | |
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Cloudbuster said: What I really like about bunny rabbits is how their eyes bulge out when you squeeze their heads really hard
Oh dear! | |
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Haystack said: Does anyone have any Preparation H?
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Cloudbuster said: i go too a speshal skool becoss i are not veri brite
That's nice. | |
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Haystack said: I've a confession to make. I've been beating up old ladies for their pensions to support my crack habit. You should try it. It's fun.
I'll pass, thanks. | |
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Cloudbuster said: Kates picture is on my bedroom door and my bed is 4 feet away. If I try real hard, I can shoot all over her pretty hair when I cum...
Really Cloudbuster... too much info me thinks...  | |
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Therapy said: Cloudbuster said: Kates picture is on my bedroom door and my bed is 4 feet away. If I try real hard, I can shoot all over her pretty hair when I cum...
Really Cloudbuster... too much info me thinks... | |
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Haystack said: I'm great | |
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Haystack said: Therapy said: Hey... I'm not impressed with this service man...Look, I was en route to the shop when I walked past a wine bar. I couldn't resist walking in and having a drink. Well, one drink led to another and...Before I knew it, I was table top dancing squatting over old mens faces, swinging my nuts in their pint glasses... Well suffice to say that now, three days of excessive drinking and dancing later, I just want to go home and go to bed. If anybody else is going to the shop, could you get me some aspirin and some tanga briefs? Aspirin for my head and all that bollock swinging has left me a tad achey, I could do with some extra support... Cheers. Well... at least you are honest... | |
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Haystack said: Since meeting Therapy I've decided to put my homosexuality in a box and settle down and have a family and be a part of the moral majority. Queers suck!!
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Therapy said: I've got 'Welcome' tattooed just above my vagina
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Haystack said: I've got 'Welcome' tattooed just above my vagina
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Cloudbuster said: I've got welcome tattooed just above my penina
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Cloudbuster said: Children are better off dead
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bring me back a blue raspberry slurpee and a snickers bar, please.
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Haystack, I got the tanga briefs you asked for...  | |
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They should give you the support you have asked for. I also saw these and wondered if you want me to nip back out and get 'em for you?
For when you recover, perhaps? | |
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Therapy said: Haystack, I got the tanga briefs you asked for...
Wow! They look sensational. | |
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Haystack said: I love to cum on my own face.
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