LovesexyIsThe1 said:

JustErin said:

it has nothing to do with women being taught how to do it.

Allow me to repeat myself: "if a woman is NOT comfortable in her skin, if she has any negative connotations about sex and her own orgasm... this negative thinking is what makes it nearly impossible for a woman to squirt. She has to (LEARN to) be in complete control of her body and mind, to release her orgasm to new heights and levels."

This part of my post must have been passed over. In MY experience in teaching women this technique, they HAVE to be taught, to open their minds to the experience. I can stimulate the g-spot for days on end, but it won't produce anything her mind won't let her. It is a fact, that women feel like they need to urinate, so they tighten up all the muscles that produce the ejaculation. Doing this stops them from squirting.

It is in this aspect, that she needs to be trained to let go. Then, she will learn to do it on her own.

Once taught how, she can let go and enjoy!

[Edited 1/30/13 12:02pm]

!!!!!!

Hilarious.

JustErin said:

!!!!!!

Hilarious.

You can laugh all you want, this is pure fact in my personal experiences.I am usually well compensated to teach these techniques to women. But for you, just to prove what I am saying is fact, I would be willing to teach you for free. Step up or get to stepping!

I'm here to help... if my help is not appreciated, good luck!

LovesexyIsThe1 said:

JustErin said:

!!!!!!

Hilarious.

You can laugh all you want, this is pure fact in my personal experiences.I am usually well compensated to teach these techniques to women. But for you, just to prove what I am saying is fact, I would be willing to teach you for free. Step up or get to stepping!

I'm here to help... if my help is not appreciated, good luck!

Self proclaimed gurus are always the ones that are the most clueless.

But you go ahead with your bad self "opening women's minds" so they can piss across the room for you.

And I don't need help with any aspect of my sexuality.

JustErin said:

Self proclaimed gurus are always the ones that are the most clueless.

Yet those who live in denial are even more clueless.

I am more than prepared to show anyone, what I am saying is a fact. Not accepting my challenge, because you believe you don't need the help, does not make me clueless.

Answer one simple question then, and be honest...can you squirt?

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LovesexyIsThe1 said:

JustErin said:

Self proclaimed gurus are always the ones that are the most clueless.

Yet those who live in denial are even more clueless.

I am more than prepared to show anyone, what I am saying is a fact. Not accepting my challenge, because you believe you don't need the help, does not make me clueless.

Answer one simple question then, and be honest...can you squirt?

[Edited 1/30/13 12:29pm]

I can and do experience female ejaculation, yes.

JustErin said:

I can and do experience female ejaculation, yes.

That is AWESOME!!! You have my utmost respect!

Pass on your knowledge of how...to those who think it is impossible.

@ this thread

I don't squirt. I'd like to but I'm not sure I can.

LovesexyIsThe1 said:

Anyone who doesn't want to believe, set up a time and place and I am more than happy to prove what I say!

Are you planning to do a whore video for us?

[Edited 1/31/13 23:45pm]

iaminparties said:

LovesexyIsThe1 said:

Anyone who doesn't want to believe, set up a time and place and I am more than happy to prove what I say!

Are you planning to do a Skypewhore video for us?

Sounds like KidaDynamite + LovesexyIsThe1 have that shit all booked in.

In the name of science, and the benefit of the public at large!

Every time this is brougt up, I am amazed at how little people seem to know about this topic.

It is real, it is not urine and every woman can do it.

I have made every woman I slept more than ten times with squirt at some point (and it didn't really require a special gift of difficult technique, just basically some trust between us and mainly some force and pace). Almost each and every one of them didn't know they could squirt before that.

It is the same fluid that makes urine liquid, however, it does not contain any of the waste stuff that actually makes urine what it is (yellow and smelly). So, the liquid is completely see-through and usually very liquid. Furthermore, there's a simple way of finding out: use the toilet three times in a row and don't drink any water two hours before you want to squirt - you'll still lose litres of fluid.

Squirting does not always occur with an orgasm, sometimes it does.

Some women just squirt a small (but still very noticeable) amount, and some really do squirt literally litres of water and can squirt across the room. I have witnessed it myself several times with several different women, and I can confirm that it is completely "real" and that there's nothing "fake" about it and that it has absolutely nothing to do with urine.

To give a general hint: you need lots of pressure (and pace) on the abdominal wall (best done when she is lying on her back with her legs on your shoulders). Don't focus on the "in-out" movement, but rather on the "up-down" movement. Move your hips so that your cock is always almost completely inside of her, and put pressure on her abdominal wall. Don't be afraid to be slightly aggressive and brutal in your approach (it won't hurt her), and you need some pace and lots of stamina. Make her trust you completely, make her know it's okay to "let go" and fuck her thoroughly. There is a high possibility she will squirt at some time. Like I said, I have never met a woman I have slept with on a regular basis, who didn't squirt at one point. I am convinced every woman can do it.

JustErin said:

Cerebus said:

That is a complete and total myth. But please! Everyone go watch the videos and take the classes. In the long run, it can only make the world a better place.

I personally really don't believe it's a myth that all women are capable...however, it has nothing to do with women being taught how to do it.

It's simply a reaction to what is being done to her, she doesn't need to be taught anything. Although her partner can certainly learn a technique to get this response.

And 3-20 foot streams are absolutely just a woman pushing out urine. And urine is not always yellow and smelly. These women drink copious amount of water beforehand and basically just piss it out.

Female ejaculation will result in very, very wet sheets, not a spray flying across the room.

I do believe that a woman would be able to (consciously AND subconsciously) hold back the squirt, even if, physically, it was on. That's where the "letting go" part starts Lovesexy was talking about. I do agree with him, the way he put it was probably slightly clumsy, because women are by no means "dependant" on men to "learn" how to squirt. But I do agree with his general point, that "letting go" mentally and trusting your partner is a vital step in making someone/yourself squirt.

And your last part is not true, I'm afraid. The "huge spray/stream" stuff is real, too. Although, that doesn't happen "accidentally". You need a lot of control and strength in your vaginal muscles to ejaculate in a stream to a considerable distance. But it is real, I have witnessed it myself with several women, and some of them didn't even know they were able to squirt before that.

nd33 said:

iaminparties said:

Are you planning to do a Skypewhore video for us?

Sounds like KidaDynamite + LovesexyIsThe1 have that shit all booked in.

In the name of science, and the benefit of the public at large!

Nah, no thanks.

Gotta love guys trying to school women about their own bodies.

JustErin said:

Gotta love guys trying to school women about their own bodies.

Are you implying all women are the same?

I wasn't schooling you on your body; I was merely telling you that what you thought was the same for all women (that squirting will result in wet stains only) is simply not correct. If I were female, I'd tell you the same. If you were male, I'd tell you the same.

So chill, woman.

JustErin said:

Gotta love guys trying to school women about their own bodies.

Well, don't you know that women can prevent pregnancy by putting aspirin between their legs? Or that the uterus can naturally close up during a rape to prevent the rapist's sperm from impregnating her? Or that if they do get pregnant after being raped, it means God wants them to have a child?

[Edited 1/31/13 18:46pm]

LovesexyIsThe1 said:

@ Fonkyman: I'm in America. Orgnote me details for obtaining my passport and ticket information, the flight needs to be in my name.

I'm afraid, due to an oversight, I will not be attending the aforementioned gush-fest in Trafalgar Sq. It appears my secretary has me already pencilled in for a 'performance' at a Scat convention on the 1st. I've no idea what's expected of me as I know little or nothing about the jazzy riff-raff talky talky music.

I've been supplied with a step-ladder, 16 gallons of liquid peanut-butter, 2 bottles of tequila, a lemon and an enormous bowl of figs. My driver will have picked up a prescription of horse laxatives for me by tomorrow evening and I must say I'm rather intrigued by the whole affair. I may even wear the top hat & tails.

My apologies. I wish you well in your crusade to squirty enlightenment but alas, I must gracefully decline the invitation.

Skibba dibba dabba dribble jabba...

[Edited 1/31/13 19:32pm]

^ you're no fun, with your intuitiveness

JustErin said:

give her a vibe and bam...

I know exactly what you're talking about. I think we all do.

JustErin said:

That, and the power at my place went out due to a massive wind storm and trying to reply on my phone is a total pain.

I've never heard of that make of vibe, a "Wind storm" you say? I'll look them up. Not sure we'd want a massive one though, I might look for a medium. Thanks for the pointer.

JustErin said:

Ah whatevs. You can all think what you want, I don't actually care and can't be bothered to go on anymore about it. All that really matters to me is that my lover knows the real deal, don't really care about anyone else. That, and the power at my place went out due to a massive wind storm and trying to reply on my phone is a total pain.

duchess was closed cuz of that same shit and i almost starved til i got home. i had to move trashes twice today .

JustErin said:

1. When it comes to basic female anatomy, yes all women are the same. And anyone that knows basic anatomy understands that there is only one place that can hold the amount of fluid these across the room squirters squirt out...and that is the bladder. Vaginal control has nothing to do with it because these massive squirters are not squirting anything out of their vaginas.

2. Notice that the only posts about how squirting across the room is real have been made by men?

3. And it really is just typical male fantasy talk when one goes on about how the woman has to let go and how they are the ones to get her to do that. No, women orgasm when they are stimulated properly. All she needs to do is know her own body and what works the best to get her off then give her a vibe and bam...she will get herself off in a matter of seconds. No man required.

1. I'm sorry for having to sound as if I was schooling you on your body again, but, no matter how much you squirt, it always comes from your bladder/urethra. That doesn't necessarily mean that it's urine (the bladder is slightly more complicated than that - not everything that's in the bladder automatically becomes urine).

2. So, are you implying we are all insane and only lie and imagine to have witnessed this first-hand? Are you serious? You can take my word and realise that you may have missed something, or you can continue with your delusional, paranoid "notice that all men...!" shit, but that's not a good foundation for a proper discussion.

3. You are very proud and very strong and could fuck us all up, we get it. But I have explicitly mentioned before (in my second post, I think), that I disagree with the opinion that women are dependant on men in order to learn how to squirt. What I did say is that being relaxed and trusting your partner is important (how to achieve that is up to the people themselves). It's the same with any kind of orgasm - it's better and easier if you relax.

This is not the battle of sexes you make it out to be. And don't feel offended just because someone tells you some things may be different than you actually think.

Dave1992 said:

JustErin said:

3. And it really is just typical male fantasy talk when one goes on about how the woman has to let go and how they are the ones to get her to do that. No, women orgasm when they are stimulated properly. All she needs to do is know her own body and what works the best to get her off then give her a vibe and bam...she will get herself off in a matter of seconds. No man required.

1. I'm sorry for having to sound as if I was schooling you on your body again, but, no matter how much you squirt, it always comes from your bladder/urethra. That doesn't necessarily mean that it's urine (the bladder is slightly more complicated than that - not everything that's in the bladder automatically becomes urine).

2. So, are you implying we are all insane and only lie and imagine to have witnessed this first-hand? Are you serious? You can take my word and realise that you may have missed something, or you can continue with your delusional, paranoid "notice that all men...!" shit, but that's not a good foundation for a proper discussion.

3. You are very proud and very strong and could fuck us all up, we get it. But I have explicitly mentioned before (in my second post, I think), that I disagree with the opinion that women are dependant on men in order to learn how to squirt. What I did say is that being relaxed and trusting your partner is important (how to achieve that is up to the people themselves). It's the same with any kind of orgasm - it's better and easier if you relax.

This is not the battle of sexes you make it out to be. And don't feel offended just because someone tells you some things may be different than you actually think.

Oh, Dave. This post is so silly.

I never said you lied about what you witnessed, I was simply saying that your explanations as to what you witnessed don't make sense. I was saying that female ejaculation is not about squirting across the room. And in this post you're agreeing that it all comes from the bladder - which of course comes out of the urethra...but I thought squirting was all about master vaginal control and strength?

You're so defensive about this, like I'm somehow belittling your sexual abilities or something - which I am not. I'm not offended because as a woman, as a woman that experiences female ejaculation, as a woman that knows about the female body, I just know.

I think all these claims and explanations made by the men in here are pretty funny actually. And how is stating that it's only been men in this thread that have posted about squirters and what it is, etc. etc being paranoid and delusional? I stated a fact. Go back and read the thread. You're right, calling me delusional about something that is pure fact, that we can all see for ourselves is definitely not a good foundation for proper discussion.

But keep makin' them squirt their litres of ejaculation fluid!

Yes..............but it is rare.

The 1st time is cared the crap out of me. I thought this fool was peeing me.

[Edited 2/1/13 9:19am]

JustErin said:

Dave1992 said:

1. I'm sorry for having to sound as if I was schooling you on your body again, but, no matter how much you squirt, it always comes from your bladder/urethra. That doesn't necessarily mean that it's urine (the bladder is slightly more complicated than that - not everything that's in the bladder automatically becomes urine).

2. So, are you implying we are all insane and only lie and imagine to have witnessed this first-hand? Are you serious? You can take my word and realise that you may have missed something, or you can continue with your delusional, paranoid "notice that all men...!" shit, but that's not a good foundation for a proper discussion.

3. You are very proud and very strong and could fuck us all up, we get it. But I have explicitly mentioned before (in my second post, I think), that I disagree with the opinion that women are dependant on men in order to learn how to squirt. What I did say is that being relaxed and trusting your partner is important (how to achieve that is up to the people themselves). It's the same with any kind of orgasm - it's better and easier if you relax.

This is not the battle of sexes you make it out to be. And don't feel offended just because someone tells you some things may be different than you actually think.

Oh, Dave. This post is so silly.

I never said you lied about what you witnessed, I was simply saying that your explanations as to what you witnessed don't make sense. I was saying that female ejaculation is not about squirting across the room. And in this post you're agreeing that it all comes from the bladder - which of course comes out of the urethra...but I thought squirting was all about master vaginal control and strength?

You're so defensive about this, like I'm somehow belittling your sexual abilities or something - which I am not. I'm not offended because as a woman, as a woman that experiences female ejaculation, as a woman that knows about the female body, I just know.

I think all these claims and explanations made by the men in here are pretty funny actually. And how is stating that it's only been men in this thread that have posted about squirters and what it is, etc. etc being paranoid and delusional? I stated a fact. Go back and read the thread. You're right, calling me delusional about something that is pure fact, that we can all see for ourselves is definitely not a good foundation for proper discussion.

But keep makin' them squirt their litres of ejaculation fluid!

In what way does this contradict?

And I didn't squirting in general "was all about master vaginal control", I said that you need a lot of practice I you want to make your ejaculation fluid spray across the room.

Just because some women can do it, and with others it only results in wet stains on the sheets, it doesn't mean that inbetween that a change takes place and the same fluid suddenly becomes pee.

KidaDynamite said:

@ this thread

I don't squirt. I'd like to but I'm not sure I can.

You can do it! I'll watch with my 3D Glasses on.