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The Lone Ranger And Tonto Walked Into A Bar And sat down for a drink. "Who owns the big white horse outside?"
"I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"
and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion.
The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.
The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said, "Tonto, I want you to run around Silver for a little while and see if you can create enough of a breeze to give him a little relief!"
Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver. Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his beer.
A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks, "Who owns that big white horse outside?"
The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"
"Nothing, but you left your Injun runnin'."
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Happy Friday! "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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What's the closest thing to Silver???
(the Lone Ranger's BUM hahahahhahaha!) I'm the mistake you wanna make | |
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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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O MY HELL love it rofl Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song
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I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!! | |
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Happy Friday Funkhoney!
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"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato
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