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Thread started 01/25/13 12:52am

funkpill

The Lone Ranger And Tonto Walked Into A Bar

And sat down for a drink.
After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said

"Who owns the big white horse outside?"


The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do...Why?"


The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said,

"I just thought you'd like to know that your horse is about dead outside!"


The Lone Ranger and Tonto rushed outside

and sure enough Silver was ready to die from heat exhaustion.

The Lone Ranger got the horse water and soon Silver was starting to feel a little better.

The Lone Ranger turned to Tonto and said,

"Tonto, I want you to run around Silver for a little while

and see if you can create enough of a breeze to give him a little relief!"


Tonto said, "Sure, Kemosabe" and took off running circles around Silver.

Not able to do anything else but wait, the Lone Ranger returned to the bar to finish his beer.

A few minutes later, another cowboy struts into the bar and asks,

"Who owns that big white horse outside?"

The Lone Ranger stands again, and claims, "I do, what's wrong with him this time?"


The cowboy looks him in the eye and says,

"Nothing, but you left your Injun runnin'." confused




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Reply #1 posted 01/25/13 12:57am

MaxiMPact

I just want you to know I read ur post.....................and.......................

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWAHAHAHAHHAHALOLOLOL

OK!

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Reply #2 posted 01/25/13 2:37am

chocolate1

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doh! lol

Happy Friday!

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"Love Hurts.
Your lies, they cut me.
Now your words don't mean a thing.
I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..."

-Cher, "Woman's World"
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Reply #3 posted 01/25/13 2:39am

ZombieKitten

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What's the closest thing to Silver???

(the Lone Ranger's BUM hahahahhahaha!)

I'm the mistake you wanna make
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Reply #4 posted 01/25/13 4:07am

PurpleJedi

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falloff

By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #5 posted 01/25/13 4:34am

toots

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falloff O MY HELL love it rofl

Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song wall
Proud Wendy and Lisa Fancy Lesbian asskisser thumbs up!
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Reply #6 posted 01/25/13 4:47am

kiasheri

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lol lol lol lol lol

I want everybody 2 make it in2 PARADISE!!!!!!!
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Reply #7 posted 01/25/13 10:14am

Nothinbutjoy

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falloff

Happy Friday Funkhoney!

hug martini rose

I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #8 posted 01/25/13 10:31am

XxAxX

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lol

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Reply #9 posted 01/25/13 3:50pm

aardvark15

lol lol

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Reply #10 posted 01/25/13 4:48pm

purplethunder3
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razz lol

"Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything." --Plato

https://youtu.be/CVwv9LZMah0
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Reply #11 posted 01/26/13 7:48am

Shyra

razz lol

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