ThisOne said:

Is this why men like morning sex??????? Just so they pee easier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. I'll go piss and come back to bed.

First pee of the morning is a sitting one. I'm just basically too fuckin still-asleep to try and stand and aim.

Same goes for when the dogs get me up to let them out in the middle of the night.

I'd have a piss covered bathroom otherwise.

I always pee sitting down.Im too horny and like the comfort of sitting on the toliet.I also use rolls of toilet paper to clean up after number one.I don't want no pee stains in my panties.

Because of my cleanliness,I don't need to change my panties for a few days,especially if I stay home.I do extra duty for #2 but rarely do that,maybe it's my diet.

Timmy84 said:

That shit is hard to control when you piss. If you're not careful you'll have a pool of piss around the toilet rug.

Edit: because piss is sexier sounding than pee

[Edited 1/20/13 11:46am]

...LOL... You ain't lying...It can be like a Sprinlkler System....If I'm still hard after I piss and my bed is EMPTY then I'm gonna go ahead and lay back down, push my Draws down to my Thighs and Bust that Nutt thinking about somebody...A Good 5 or 10 Min of Feeling oh so Damn Good...

Women WISH they had it like that.....

SUPRMAN said:

ThisOne said:

SUPRMAN said:

No. I'll go piss and come back to bed.

But wouldn't having sex first take all that stiffness away?

body doesn't really work like that, if you really have to pee, that overrides the sexual need.

It takes control and focus not to pee.

Most people who are in the middle of sex, when their body says they have to pee -most will stop and go use the bathroom and come back

SUPRMAN said:

Timmy84 said:

That shit is hard to control when you piss. If you're not careful you'll have a pool of piss around the toilet rug.

Edit: because piss is sexier sounding than pee

[Edited 1/20/13 11:46am]

yeah, if I have to really, really go, if I'm at home, I'll sit. Cause that blast could spray all over the place.

That's an argument for NOT getting married

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littlemissG said:

SUPRMAN said:

yeah, if I have to really, really go, if I'm at home, I'll sit. Cause that blast could spray all over the place.

That's an argument for NOT getting married

[Edited 1/22/13 12:20pm]

Do you have ANY idea how many arguments & eventual divorces start because of our inability to aim straight?

Hell...some dude got rich by inventing a drain cover (or something like that) for use in public urinals with the picture of a little animal or something on it....guys will make an effort to aim for the picture...resulting in MUCH cleaner restrooms.

paintedlady said:

Isn't it better to have your partner relieve you of "your suffering" before you try to pee?

Yup! If you are sharing your bed with the right gal or guy, this wouldn't even be an issue.

PurpleJedi said:

littlemissG said:

That's an argument for NOT getting married

[Edited 1/22/13 12:20pm]

Do you have ANY idea how many arguments & eventual divorces start because of our inability to aim straight?

Hell...some dude got rich by inventing a drain cover (or something like that) for use in public urinals with the picture of a little animal or something on it....guys will make an effort to aim for the picture...resulting in MUCH cleaner restrooms.

So most parents do not drop cherios in the toilet bowl and ask a little guy to "shoot the circles in the water?"

I did with my boys right after they were potty trained (sitting down) I then taught them how to do it standing after. Being a single mom and all, my boys didn't have dad around to watch.

Imma teach my daughter how to pee standing up when she is a tween.

That time is coming up soon and she will find this knowledge useful when she hits the clubs in her twenties.

you mugs

kitbradley said:

paintedlady said:

Isn't it better to have your partner relieve you of "your suffering" before you try to pee?

Yup! If you are sharing your bed with the right gal or guy, this wouldn't even be an issue.