Seriously... who would keep a harness over the toilet?

Its interesting though....

I' m partial to The Thinker.

Isn't it better to have your partner relieve you of "your suffering" before you try to pee?

Morning wood...

The Captain doesn't have to leave the bed. I just unravel it like a hose until it hits the potty. Not a drop on the seat and I get an extra few minutes of lay down time.

Is that an R. Kelly reference? Who's into watersports around here, I' read about every unmentionable act and its cousin on this site?

If it was my post you were referring to, then I was speaking about softening "the wood" by releasing semen and not so much about releasing urine.

Not that I frown upon people who are into such things, its just I prefer 'sweet'.

paintedlady said:

If it was my post you were referring to, then I was speaking about softening "the wood" by releasing semen and not so much about releasing urine.

Not that I frown upon people who are into such things, its just I prefer 'sweet'.

It was but not in a judgemental way, whatever floats your boat and rocks your socks is fine by me.

this thread is meaningless without actual pictures.

jus' sayin'

cborgman said:

this thread is meaningless without actual pictures.

jus' sayin'

Check pages 54-68

I am a little tall so sometimes when i first wake up and have a morning woody

i have to get on one knee and drain the hose properly.

That shit is hard to control when you piss. If you're not careful you'll have a pool of piss around the toilet rug.

Edit: because piss is sexier sounding than pee

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Timmy84 said:

That shit is hard to control when you piss. If you're not careful you'll have a pool of piss around the toilet rug.

Edit: because piss is sexier sounding than pee

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That's why i get on one knee sometimes. I don't have pets and i don't plan on

purchasing a can of Urine Be Gone to spray on my rug.

phunkdaddy said:

Timmy84 said:

That shit is hard to control when you piss. If you're not careful you'll have a pool of piss around the toilet rug.

Edit: because piss is sexier sounding than pee

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That's why i get on one knee sometimes. I don't have pets and i don't plan on

purchasing a can of Urine Be Gone to spray on my rug.

I think sometimes I give everyone on the Org the impression that I'm just the big penis guy. I would like everyone to know I also have very large testicles as well.

CaptainChaos said:

I think sometimes I give everyone on the Org the impression that I'm just the big penis guy. I would like everyone to know I also have very large testicles as well.

Noted for the record.

CaptainChaos said:

The Captain doesn't have to leave the bed. I just unravel it like a hose until it hits the potty. Not a drop on the seat and I get an extra few minutes of lay down time.

how about just wait . or screw something or i don't know

phunkdaddy said:

Timmy84 said:

That shit is hard to control when you piss. If you're not careful you'll have a pool of piss around the toilet rug.

Edit: because piss is sexier sounding than pee

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That's why i get on one knee sometimes. I don't have pets and i don't plan on

purchasing a can of Urine Be Gone to spray on my rug.

You could always ask a significant for assistance... those pics fail to show those examples.

THREAD OF THE YEAR

The Thinker ( thanks UncleGrandpa) is usually the way to go...and you need to sit back or else it hits the inside of the bowl and that grosses the hell outta me.

BUT if it's a real hardon then you have to get creative semi-standing & stuff, since it's pointing UP.

TD3 said:

phunkdaddy said:

That's why i get on one knee sometimes. I don't have pets and i don't plan on

purchasing a can of Urine Be Gone to spray on my rug.

You could always ask a significant for assistance... those pics fail to show those examples.

I usually wait until I have a reason to decrease my hard on. So that helps. Morning wood is a pain sometimes.

Well, you can always urine in the grass in the backyard.

Do it in the shower.

ludwig said:

Do it in the shower.

But just don't tell your wife/girlfriend about it!

paintedlady said:

Isn't it better to have your partner relieve you of "your suffering" before you try to pee?

Morning wood...

Nope. But if you're into water sports . . . . .

That's just not as much fun as it sounds. Yeah, your hard as all get out, but you want to piss more than you want to cum.

PurpleJedi said:

THREAD OF THE YEAR

The Thinker ( thanks UncleGrandpa) is usually the way to go...and you need to sit back or else it hits the inside of the bowl and that grosses the hell outta me.

BUT if it's a real hardon then you have to get creative semi-standing & stuff, since it's pointing UP.

Not everyone's erection points up.

I do the lean against the wall over the toilet.

Timmy84 said:

That shit is hard to control when you piss. If you're not careful you'll have a pool of piss around the toilet rug.

Edit: because piss is sexier sounding than pee

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yeah, if I have to really, really go, if I'm at home, I'll sit. Cause that blast could spray all over the place.